INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 46

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Rox: OMG! Look who's here! The hottest looking diva on this planet. *Fanboy screech*

Sam: Oh Thank you. I am '

Rox - OMG, You know girls stare at you more than your hunkish Boyfriend? What do you have to say about that?

Sam - Well that's quite normal. Who do you think I am? Kareena? People have to notice me otherwise you know I can go 'round wich you all!

Rox ' Sam, you've seen just about all Chat Clubs. How do you feel about Incognito Critics?

Well Rox, I'm not going to lie, nor am I going to take bribes. I honestly feel that this is the best chat club in the history of chat clubs. Because of you guys, the tourist population of CC section has tripled. I'm thankful for you guys to bring us so much business. You guys are just too awesome.

I was so happy to read this and then suddenly ...

*Roxy pays Sam under the table*

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Back to you, D!

Dhara

Um, Roxy…. I'm still here with Mitsy and Kanika, who are still engaged in an eye lock session.

Guys, do you need a room?

Mitsy, oh uh, sorry. Hey Dhara… how are you ma gurl?

Well I'm great, and it's so good to see you. Come, give me a jhappi.

Mitsy, who whoa wait! Back off, dude. Koi humey touch karey, humey acha nahi lagtha.

Kanika: Dude, woh tho sirf…

Mitsy: humey koi aur advice dey, yeh hum se bardasht nahi hota. Stop flaring your nose.

Kanika: Aaj tak purey CC main kisi nai mujhse unchi awaz mai nahi baat ki.

*Kanz and Mitsy are now hitting each other*

OMG!!! A fight has broken out on the red carpet! Let's all sit back and watch! Popcorn please!

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Originally posted by: carolinecj

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Go Mitsy gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh uh, hi folks! I'm here with another one of my masoom critters, Ramsha.

Ramsha, don't you think you're revealing too much skin for such a young Critic? I mean, this is a family party, after all.

I know, but I sawed this costume in my dream and I knewed it that I had to wear it.

Ramsha, do you think you're setting up a bad example for other masoom critics, such as Mahi and Neha?

Yes absolutely. That's the whole point. Now where's Shona?

Who?

Shona!

Shona is inside the movie theater, waiting for you. She falled on the red carpet so we had to rush her in.

OMG?! She felled? I'm going to her rescue! Bye!

Uhh… ok? Well dharu, who do you have with you right now?

Dharu:

Well I'm standing here with the ever so beautiful Gagan. Welcome to the bash.

Thanks Dhara. I had to come here, since I have the number one CC in the Chat club section.

Um, actually that's us.

No Dhara, you're wrong, you haven't seen our trps! It's sky high!

Gagan, we're just going to pretend that we didn't hear anything. So how is---

VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME.

Gagan, I wanted to ask you about this Chat—

You know, I'm so pissed these days! I'm not even getting enough screen times. My retarded costars are taking the spot light away from me. I won't tolerate this. I AM GOING TO BAN YOU ALL!!!!!

But Gagan, tonight is –

OMG! Is that Gauhar Khan over there? That *****

Gagan, are you trying to say that you want to pull her hair and punch her in the face?

Well not really, I was—

GREAT! Here's a glove. Beneath the eyes. Well we'd love to stay and chat, but we have better things to do. Over to you Roxy!