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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: capricornrcks

SWMNBN: So Ashok I have decided to forgive you.

Ashok: For what?

SWMNBN: For everything you've been doing wrong.That's what. No.(1) Not saving my father...

A: Not my first priority.

SWMNBN: 2) For making me betray you...

A: Excuse me.But that was 100% your decision.

SWMNBN: I decided to betray you because you didn't tell me your secret identity. So it's all your fault anyway.

A: My head is spinning with that kind of a logic.

SWMNBN: Moving on to No.3. I have decided to forgive you for your biggest flaw. Bigger than your devotion to Taxillians (What do a few pesky praja matter after all?) Keeping the Princess happy should be your No.1 priority. I have decided to forgive you for being a Mauryan.

A: I'm proud to be a Mauryan.

SWMNBN: I know. But it is not your fault Ashok. You have been brainwashed from your birth to think that way. So I have decided to forgive you.

A: Well, thanks for all that forgiveness. Can I ask a question?

SWMNBN: Of course. Mogambo khush hua. I mean the Princess is happy.

A : From which pagal khana did you escape from?

SWMNBN: (pouting) Why do people everywhere ask me this same question?



I wished ashok asked the same question even in the show :D
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: shailusri1983

Very nice Capri! To tell you the truth Ashok cuts this SWMNBN too much slack which she does not at all deserve. When her character was initially introduced, I excused her under the pretext that she was young and immature and the actor who was playing this role as a newcomer who was still getting used to the whole thing. So I tried to somehow justify or sweep the shortcomings under one pretext or the other.


I gave up on the character the day she was smugly doing Ashok's tilak and advising him on what to do and blah blah blah while Ashok was hanging onto her lips and worshiping every drop of wisdom she was giving him with a puppy-dog expression. All the experienced and older people were keeping quiet while this brash youngster just had to throw her weight in.

She would have risen up in my eyes had she gone on to AD and Ashok and plainly confessed everything. They would have known how to verify if Keechak or Rakshas were speaking the truth or not. All those people died and this kid does not devote the slightest thought to the fact that all these dead people are and will forever stand between her and Ashok if she had even a little sensitivity. Nobody can build castles of romance over dead people.

PS: The actor's expressions are not making it any better. The dialogue delivery is very pathetic. She gets stuck in every utterance that she mouths. I would like to clarify that neither is it stylish nor fashionable to hear a historical character in show speak as casually or carelessly as if she is anchoring a game show.



Very true ! She is hypocritical manipulative maniac who leaves no stone unturned to make Ashok look like dignity less person ...what does she mean by saying 'she didnt mean to do what she did '
She is still responsible for 100s people dying And If ashok forgives her so soon (I mean he had to forgive her anyway ) his character will lose lot of self respect and honor
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Posted: 9 years ago
#43
The next week on CAS

Ashok and Karuwaki start walking back to the Taxila university when KVK brashly gets her foot pricked by a thorn. She begins crying and Ashok consoles her and takes the erring thorn which had the termerity to hurt his dearest dear KVK!

( Dude the thorn should have been crying. But it is very innocent and does not know to do the kind of Nautanki this girl ably carries off on her shoulders)

He blows air on her feet while KVK just wriggles as though she has been tickled.

AD gets caught in the attempt to save Dharma. He is taken to the tower, tied, and flogged by Keechak!

Dharma clicks her tongue and says, "Vinash kale viprith buddhi". However it is exactly not clear to whom this is meant for, her son or Keechak?

Ashwaki walking slowly still in the jungle.

AD is being flogged but he bravely challenges Keechak that his protge Ashok will avenge his death.

Keechak tells,"Then call your Ashok and tell him to save you".

AD in a loud voice, " Ashok...Ashok...Ashok"

Keechak laughs and asks, "So Ashok did not listen to your cries and come running!"

AD to himself, "Heck! Ashok's wifi is not working properly. Looks like SWMNBN is around and it is permanently damaged!"

Ashok and KVK are walking on. Ashok tells they have to go this way while KVK tells they have to go this way. They finally follow the way suggested by KVK and get lost in the jungle.

Ashok lights up a campfire and arranges for a sumptous meal for KVK and himself. Then he also arranged a makeshift bed of hay for the delicate princess. It is becoming very cold and KVK is shivering. Ashok gives up the only piece of angavastra he has to keep her warm.

On the other side Bindusaar is informed that Dharma has been captured by Keechak and starts for Taxila with a huge army. He also comes to know how Ashok has been dilly- dallying here along with KVK and losing his focus.

Finally Ashok and KVK manage to get out of the jungle and land up just before the pillar where a dying AD has been left.
Ashok asks: "Who did this to you Acharya? "

One big slap falls on Ashok's face. It is none other than Bindusaar.

Ashok says: "I got lost in the jungle!"

Bindu says: "When I could come here, defeat Keechak, save your mother, and even bring a Vaid for the dying Acharya couldn't you just find the way out of the jungle. What took a day for me took a month for you? You're hopeless! I exile you from Magadh! "

KVK in glee: "Yippee!Ashok now we can go to Kaling and live happily ever after!"

Ashok : "Then what about your father? We have not saved him yet!"

KVK: "Keechak is dead and he will find his way on his own to Kaling. I need not lead him by the hand."

Bindusaar: "Kya Nautanki hai yeh ladki! Anyways good riddance from a headache!"

PS: I know that this is one piece of sick imagination. And all this stuff is copyrighted under my name. No lifting of ideas or plot from here is permitted. This is meant to be fun and not taken seriously or copied anywhere in any form!This includes the DVs as well.

Edited by shailusri1983 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
#44
Skip Skip next week or better watch online since chances are we can fast forward the scenes there
This PEST JUST CAN'T GO AWAY
Edited by ReyTheJedi - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
#45

Originally posted by: ReyTheJedi

Skip Skip next week or better watch online chances since we can fast forward the scenes there
This PEST JUST CAN'T GO AWAY

Thank god cricket is starting on monday. And its on daily and on prime time. 7 PM to 10 PM. After than we have non stop cricket till june with just 2/3 days gap in between. Thank god i will be saved from the torture but i wont leave the forum and will watch episodes based on EDT and recommendations.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: BeingBlunt

Thank god cricket is starting on monday. And its on daily and on prime time. 7 PM to 10 PM. After than we have non stop cricket till june with just 2/3 days gap in between. Thank god i will be saved from the torture but i wont leave the forum and will watch episodes based on EDT and recommendations.



@BOLD now that's more like it. I've been using this formula since 4 years from the time I joined IF. Yes let's keep visiting the EDT and not allowed the forum to be taken over by She who must not be named.😆
Edited by Rishi_ - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
#47
woah, and i thought spk was bad.
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Posted: 9 years ago
#48

Originally posted by: Arijit007

woah, and i thought spk was bad.

😆😆 Arijit! 🤗

Kaurvaki gives SidT (yes, the person SidT, not SPK) a run for the title of stupidity.

And now that you're here, you might want to catch up the original CAS Rant Club for more pleasurable moments 😃
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Posted: 9 years ago
#49

Originally posted by: Arijit007

woah, and i thought spk was bad.


Welcome here Arijit. 😛😆 Yeah. Sometimes it is even worse than SPK. The only saving grace here are the actors Sid (ashok) and PS (Dharma) and most of the cast except one pest 😈.

BTW i lifted your line "CNAT on TV" because its exactly like that. 😆
Edited by BeingBlunt - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Wait a second ... what if SonyPaundrak (for non SPK followers, refer this post and then this post) came into the CAS timeline and dropped off his child KVK here. They do share similar characteristics ... 🤣

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