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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#31

So this kid walks into the lobby singing Spongebob Squarepants. I'm browsing CAS ... and light bulb goes off ...

**Ehem**

Are you ready kids? "Aye Aye Rangeela Sir"
I can't hear you! "AYE AYE RANGEELA SIR"
Oohh...
Who lives like a homeless and looks like she has to pee?
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
Annoying and constipated and irritating is she!
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
If pathetic nonsense be something you wish
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fiiissshh!
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
READY?
Swamini Biggest Nautanki
Swamini Biggest Nautanki
Swamini Biggest Nautanki

SWAMINI --- BIGGEST NAUTANKI! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

Edited by shyam09 - 9 years ago

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AnneBoleyn

@AnneBoleyn

Explorer

Posted: 9 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: shyam09
So this kid walks into the lobby singing Spongebob Squarepants. I'm browsing CAS ... and light bulb goes off ...
**Ehem**

Are you ready kids? "Aye Aye Rangeela Sir"
I can't hear you! "AYE AYE RANGEELA SIR"
Oohh...
Who lives like a homeless and looks like she has to pee?
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
Annoying and constipated and irritating is she!
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
If pathetic nonsense be something you wish
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fiiissshh!
"Swamini Biggest Nautanki"
READY?
Swamini Biggest Nautanki
Swamini Biggest Nautanki
Swamini Biggest Nautanki

SWAMINI --- BIGGEST NAUTANKI! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...
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I really can't stop laughing Shyam ...Annoying Constipated Irritating
not to mention a PEST
:D:D:D

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Kaana

@Kaana

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#33

What rants!!!
Let me also rant away.
Per spoiler SWMNBK will be angry with Ashok and he apologizes. Not even the last thing that I want. Now all that we dreaded are going to happen. He is going to fall at feet and more stupid dramas around this.

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DhoniAddict

@BeingBlunt

Achiever

+ 32

Posted: 9 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: Kaana
What rants!!!
Let me also rant away.
Per spoiler SWMNBK will be angry with Ashok and he apologizes. Not even the last thing that I want. Now all that we dreaded are going to happen. He is going to fall at feet and more stupid dramas around this.

We are not watching CAS. That CAS ended the day AC died, from AC death to KVK entry it was funeral processing going on, the day KVK entered CAS was completely dead and buried. We are watching a parody or CNAT on TV (shamelessly lifted from another forum. 😛). 😆👏 I didn't watch MP so didn't knew how contiloe was but never knew it could fall to Ekta Level. Ekta made JA a parody of itself in the later stages and contiloe is doing the same. 😡

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Kaana

@Kaana

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: BeingBlunt
<font size="3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#9933ff">We are not watching CAS. That CAS ended the day AC died, from AC death to KVK entry it was funeral processing going on, the day KVK entered CAS was completely dead and buried. We are watching a parody or CNAT on TV (shamelessly lifted from another forum. 😛). 😆👏I didn't watch MP so didn't knew how contiloe was but never knew it could fall to Ekta Level. Ekta made JA a parody of itself in the later stages and contiloe is doing the same.😡</font>

Anyday MP is better, it was not noble heroine avatars post leap. And it sucked much during the last couple of tracks. But in comparison to all, any day better. But JA is all time worse in my view.

What you said is true, we are all still mourning AC. Bit Ashok long before out of the mourning :-( His world now revolves around you know who.

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Shailaja

@shailusri1983

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#36

Shok sabha of SWMNBN

Ashok: SWMNBN aise hi latke raho mere aane tak!

SWMNBN: Main aisa kaise kar sakthi hoon?Agar mera hath choote toh?

Ashok: You can do it! Keep it up! Agar tera hath choote toh bhi mera hath nahin chootega.

Ashok goes aside and waits doing nothing. He goes on chuckling to himself like mad. SWMNBN keeps on latkoeing. Finally he hears some heavy object plonk into the river flowing in the valley beneath.

Ashok cooly walks away from there. AD meets him at the entrance of Taxila university.

AD: I'm sorry Ashok! Please forgive all of us and rejoin us! I didn't understand what a 'mahaan 'person SWMNBN was. I wronged her greatly. If you want , I will apologize to her. By the way where is she?

Ashok: She fell into the Kai walking backwards as if she was walking in a park even when I was warning her and drowned in the river.

AD trying hard to squeeze a few tears from his eyes even though he was feeling like letting out a thousand laughs out of his mouth: You don't say so? Putri, SWMNBN...boohoohoo!

Ashok: Let's arrange a Shok Sabha for the inimitable, the charming, the bright, the vivacious, the gorgeous SWMNBN who is no more in our midst!

AD: Ashok I have something more to tell! Your Matha Dharma has been kidnapped by Keechak. What are you going to do?

Ashok: Nothing! My Matha is more than self- sufficient for the situation. All she has to do is start one of her bhasans and Keechak will drop her here on his own. On other thoughts, why don't you invite everyone, Keechak, Vasantasena, Rakshas, Nayak, Agnibahu, Bhairav and Bahamani for this event. They would all be extremely pleased! SWMNBN... Boohoohoo...

Precap: Everyone comes to the Shok Sabha and speeches are on in full swing. Suddenly someone enters and shock written on everyone's face. Camera angle pans one by one from Ashok, AD, Dharma, Keechak, VS, Rakshas, Nayak, Agnibahu, Bhairav and Bahamani showing their expressions.

Ashok: Tum?

SWMNBN: Haan main! Hamara sath kaise choot saktha hai, Ashok? Hamara sath toh sath janmon ka hai!

Ashok collapses and Dharma gets down to do some CPR!

PS: 'Bhisma' pratigya gayi bhad me! I have begun! Shyam, Maddy, Capricorn, Sandhya, Krystal where are you guys? I urgently want you to continue this one!

Edited by shailusri1983 - 9 years ago

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441597

Suspended

Posted: 9 years ago

#37

Just saw this one and couldn't resist. Obliging, Shailusri.

So Kaurwaki's appearance has left everyone in shock. As the camera shots pan across their terror-stricken faces, she beams with pride.

Kaurwaki: Ohh...Mere swami prabhu mere...oh shite. That was someone else's line. Anyway, Thaneswar mere...

Ashok: I think you mean "Praneswar".

Kaur: (Angry) Hey you, dialogue-writer, I'm speaking to you. What the F is this? You know I can't memorize such big words!

Writer: Sorry mademoiselle. *makes slight alterations*

Kaur is back to her beaming countenance and resumes:

Tum kaise soch sakte ho Ashok, ki tumhare yeh priyatama tumhe hasil kiye bina ek khai ko aapna pran saunp dengi?

Ashok (blank): What?

Kaur: Screw Sanskrit, I was saying ki main tumse pyaar-ishq mohabbat sab karti hoon, so I ain't dying before I make you mine. Suck on it!

Ashok: But...how did you survive?

Kaur: Mera haath chhoot gaya aur main ek kathin si bhoomi pe dharashayi ho gayi. Lekin kintu parantu bandhu...

Ashok: Parantu?

Kaur: Woh bhoomi ek komal si padarth mein badal gayi, aur main uske sparsh mein aate hi ek adbhut shakti ne mujhe utpatit kar diya, aur main upar aa paunhuchi.

Everybody: Can someone explain what she's tryina say?

Ashok: (fighting a guffaw) She means that as soon as her body touched the ground, the earth magically turned into a soft, springy substance which threw her back up from the pit.

Mother Earth: I'm sorry Ashok. I did you a huge disfavor, but really, I just couldn't bear the igneous-rock-shattering pain that this creature's fall caused me. Even the metamorphic and sedimentary rocks scuttled away in fear and disgust when Her Scaredyness crashed down on them.

Kaur: Liar, sedimentary rocks lie deep within the Earth's surface. Ask me, I studied Geography in class II.

Mother Earth: Well, you see what I meant, Ashok.

Everybody nods in dejected agreement.

Ashok: Anyway, now that you've come back, welcome.

Kaur: Sirf welcome'? What's this cold dead body of a welcome? I went through so much; I deserve a SRK-style arms-flung-wide welcome. And a KISS!

Ashok: Can somebody call Vasantsena and tell her I'm here with my shawl?

Edited by krystal_watz - 9 years ago

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Shailaja

@shailusri1983

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#38

Awesome stuff Krystal! Yesterday's episode was the turning point in helping me break my pratigya of not writing parodies. If silly stuff is going to be shown, I am also going to be as silly in receiving it. How can anybody discuss what happened yesterday logically?

Boy: Get lost you leech!

Girl: No, I can't!

Boy: Don't you have any self- respect?

Girl: Nopes! I just love the taste of your blood and brain! Nothing can stop me from eating them!

Boy: Alright I surrender! Continue your brain eating sessions!

Girl: No! I need a break. I am going on a blind walk backwards to get some fresh air.

Boy: Look behind you! There is a huge precipice behind you!

Girl: I don't believe you! Anyways I always look in front while walking. And then if I was in any danger, you would always come running to save me.

Boy: That's alright when you are walking forward but not when you are walking backwards! I save people in danger but not people who give self- invitations to danger. Get yourself out of the mess on your own!

Crash! Girl keeps hanging latching onto a piece of wobbly rock which looks like it will fall off any moment.

Girl: Chuck whatever I said till now! Save me! If ever there is a damsel in perpetual distress and a walking disaster it is me. I always need you beside me to keep saving me whenever I fall into any trouble. Oh! How romantic my own dialogues sound to me!

Boy: Blah! Keep on holding!I'll be back in a moment.

Rant begins: If DVs ( 'Destructives'! BB thank you for coining this excellent adjective for the CVs) expect me to take this exchange as something very serious, then I am very sorry. I left my brain behind while watching it, as I bet the Boy here must have left his auditory faculty behind while listening to the Girl's tirade. And I am sorry the above exchange was definitely not romantic by any standards. I clarify here before hand that I am not against romance. It was plain irritating. Rant ends!

Edited by shailusri1983 - 9 years ago

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capricornrcks

@capricornrcks

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#39

SWMNBN: So Ashok I have decided to forgive you.

Ashok: For what?

SWMNBN: For everything you've been doing wrong.That's what. No.(1) Not saving my father...

A: Not my first priority.

SWMNBN: 2) For making me betray you...

A: Excuse me.But that was 100% your decision.

SWMNBN: I decided to betray you because you didn't tell me your secret identity. So it's all your fault anyway.

A: My head is spinning with that kind of a logic.

SWMNBN: Moving on to No.3. I have decided to forgive you for your biggest flaw. Bigger than your devotion to Taxillians (What do a few pesky praja matter after all?) Keeping the Princess happy should be your No.1 priority. I have decided to forgive you for being a Mauryan.

A: I'm proud to be a Mauryan.

SWMNBN: I know. But it is not your fault Ashok. You have been brainwashed from your birth to think that way. So I have decided to forgive you.

A: Well, thanks for all that forgiveness. Can I ask a question?

SWMNBN: Of course. Mogambo khush hua. I mean the Princess is happy.

A : From which pagal khana did you escape from?

SWMNBN: (pouting) Why do people everywhere ask me this same question?

Edited by capricornrcks - 9 years ago

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Shailaja

@shailusri1983

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#40

Very nice Capri! To tell you the truth Ashok cuts this SWMNBN too much slack which she does not at all deserve. When her character was initially introduced, I excused her under the pretext that she was young and immature and the actor who was playing this role as a newcomer who was still getting used to the whole thing. So I tried to somehow justify or sweep the shortcomings under one pretext or the other.

I gave up on the character the day she was smugly doing Ashok's tilak and advising him on what to do and blah blah blah while Ashok was hanging onto her lips and worshiping every drop of wisdom she was giving him with a puppy-dog expression. All the experienced and older people were keeping quiet while this brash youngster just had to throw her weight in.

She would have risen up in my eyes had she gone on to AD and Ashok and plainly confessed everything. They would have known how to verify if Keechak or Rakshas were speaking the truth or not. All those people died and this kid does not devote the slightest thought to the fact that all these dead people are and will forever stand between her and Ashok if she had even a little sensitivity. Nobody can build castles of romance over dead people.

PS: The actor's expressions are not making it any better. The dialogue delivery is very pathetic. She gets stuck in every utterance that she mouths. I would like to clarify that neither is it stylish nor fashionable to hear a historical character in show speak as casually or carelessly as if she is anchoring a game show.

Edited by shailusri1983 - 9 years ago

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