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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#41

One day this image shall adorn my siggy box --

https://i.imgur.com/8HHWx75.png <-- probably not a good idea to post the image, just click and view

and this one too ...

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capricornrcks

@capricornrcks

Voyager

Posted: 9 years ago

#42

It is a pity that the EDT has been shut down. But we can continue the fun here.Here's a new chapter from Kaurwaki's swayamvar specially inspired by this event.Take that fangirls 😉 (I know they check out this thread)

Scene 1.Keechak's palace.Keechak is addressing a crowd of suitors for Kaurwaki's hand.

Keechak: Welcome one and all for Kaurwaki's Swayamvar.

Suitor 1: What is this Swayamvar?I'm a simple sailor from Yunan. I was picked up from the docks and promised a free meal if I attended this event.

Suitor 2: You sold out cheap, bro. I was promised 1000 pans and a free meal for attending this event.I'm a Khorasani.

Suitor 3: Heard that they couldn't get any native Taxillans to volunteer. Even the criminals refused the offer of a free pardon and 1000 pans.

S1 :They must be really desperate.And I still have no idea what's going on here.

Keechak: Silence in the ranks.Without much ado I present... (Amatya Rakshas steps forward and whispers something in Keechak's ear) OK so you won't get to see your prize yet. That's a surprize we'll unveil after the winner is announced.

Agnibahu(whispers): Swami mere, so generous to foreigners.But paying this crowd would empty the Royal Treasury.Poor Dhananjay must be rolling over in his grave.

Keechak(whispers): It is worth it.We can always tax the praja for more.But getting rid of KVK is priceless.

Keechak (aloud): Now in the next chamber you will find a roomful of straw and a spindle.

Suitor 2: I know this one. You want us to spin straw to gold.

Keechak: No, I want each of you to get an armful of straw and...

Suitors: And...

Keechak: Feed the cows outside. The first cow to finish its meal will get its feeder the first prize.So get ready for the Swayamvar, for...

Keechak, Rakshas and Agnibahu (together): This is ONE contest you will never ever forget in your life.

Agnibahu(whispers): Guaranteed to give the winner nightmares for the rest of his life. I still say prabhu mere, we shouldn't give them this much time to contemplate...

(To be continued)

Edited by capricornrcks - 9 years ago

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: shailusri1983
When we kept posting and continuing all those creative gems and rants on the EDT, I knew that we were going to get complained for being undiplomatic, not being a stickler for rules, and basically letting off steam. That's why I asked someone to open a thread which would be beyond the purview of general threads exclusively devoted to this sort of thing. Krystal thank you again for listening to me! I know that I can't post the things we do here as an individual post elsewhere in the forum without raking up a lot of moolah! Spare us this thread! Don't visit this one if it does not suit you! For my part I will not come to your threads. I promise that if a new EDT is opened I will content myself by talking exclusively about the show!

Nah, the show controls what's posted in the EDT. They give us something we like, we post about the show. They show us something stupid like KVK, we complain and then drift off into another direction that interests us. But since it's pretty much been that group of people -- we're used to them and so we automatically post there.

I can't recall a time when we got a DT note (EDT 2 doesn't count since it was an internal war type of thing and it's long been forgotten) before KVK was introduced and we kept going off tangents then too, far more than what we did in the current and the previous EDT. Heck, I don't remember seeing a DT note until the CVs really started to fark with the show and Ashok's character through KVK. No one cared about the EDT at all and what was posted in it. The only reason the EDT rules are being enforced is because we boldly take a nice fat deuce all over KVK's character and a group of uptight, childish little fantards can't take it.

To end, I'd like to use Krystal's siggy quote: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice--you're murdered or in jail."

Point is -- don't make silly promises for a group of self-entitled babies.

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ramsha_001

@ramsha_001

Navigator

Posted: 9 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: babur1527
EDT closed because some fangirls can't stop being pissed off.
Here let me add fuel to the fire.

KVK is a crap character and no one with BRAINS likes her.

P.S. Reem is a no talent banshee who ruined CAS.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a wonderful post to wake up to 🤣 Babur, you're a rockstar!

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ramsha_001

@ramsha_001

Navigator

Posted: 9 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: shyam09

Shut up and post something Ramsha already.😛😛 😉 We know you have the funnies in you. 😆😆 🤣🤣🤣

PEER PRESSURE FTW 😆😆😃

Me 🤣🤣You've raised the standards too high, my friend !

But, I'll try !! Your NaaginVsKvk-com kinda inspired me...Dharma slaps🤣🤣

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Shailaja

@shailusri1983

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#46

Awesome, Capricorn! So Keechak has got the Yunanis and Khorasanis to jump into the fray for a paucity of Taxilians. Impressive move I must say from Keechak's side.

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Shailaja

@shailusri1983

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 9 years ago

#47

I have some desperate questions which need answering!

1. Why does someone need someone's saving for the show to become interesting?

2. Does being hypocritical and selfish mean in an alternate dictionary and alternate universe as being bubbly, lovable, likeable and aimeable?

3. Does an potential Emperor candidate have no work but to run around searching and pleasing an undeserving person who spies for the enemy camp and jumps sides whenever it suits them?

4. When 'Karma' catches up with a person, why cry wolf? If you side with people like Keechak even though it is for little time, you are bound to pay for it, isn't it?

5. Feeling sorry for somebody and caring for them are two different things. Even if Ashok goes to save KVK why should it be taken as a sign of love?

6. He could do it as part of his duty or out of sympathy, isn't it?

7. Was this the warrior princess we were promised as Karuwaki?

8. She doesn't have one warrior like quality or cleverness or clarity of thought. She gets fooled and manipulated so easily. How are we to assume that she is the Princess of Kaling?

PS: The KVK we are seeing now is somewhat better than the earlier KVK. The irritant quotient is comparatively less. I wish they completely transform this KVK after leap. Ugly Duckling turning into Swan kind of story. I am willing to be pleasantly surprised.

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AnneBoleyn

@AnneBoleyn

Explorer

Posted: 9 years ago

#48

Reem doesn't cares when you call her out on bad acting but when you call her Sid's sister she takes a piss btw
and to SOME PEOPLE HERE 'Keep doing this shit here u won't be able to stop elsewhere '

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#49

If you guys are in for a cute laugh, check out that forum increase thread linked in the EDT (right before the ban). Accidentally opened it in a new tab when opening new threads in the CAS forum and something caught my eye ... 😈

It's not a Babur's post type of laugh, just one of those "hahah isn't that cute" type of laugh. You'll get a chuckle, that's for sure.

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AnneBoleyn

@AnneBoleyn

Explorer

Posted: 9 years ago

#50

Originally posted by: shailusri1983
I have some desperate questions which need answering!
1. Why does someone need someone's saving for the show to become interesting?

2. Does being hypocritical and selfish mean in an alternate dictionary and alternate universe as being bubbly, lovable, likeable and aimeable?

3. Does an potential Emperor candidate have no work but to run around searching and pleasing an undeserving person who spies for the enemy camp and jumps sides whenever it suits them?

4. When 'Karma' catches up with a person, why cry wolf? If you side with people like Keechak even though it is for little time, you are bound to pay for it, isn't it?

5. Feeling sorry for somebody and caring for them are two different things. Even if Ashok goes to save KVK why should it be taken as a sign of love?

6. He could do it as part of his duty or out of sympathy, isn't it?

7. Was this the warrior princess we were promised as Karuwaki?

8. She doesn't have one warrior like quality or cleverness or clarity of thought. She gets fooled and manipulated so easily. How are we to assume that she is the Princess of Kaling?

PS: The KVK we are seeing now is somewhat better than the earlier KVK. The irritant quotient is comparatively less. I wish they completely transform this KVK after leap. Ugly Duckling turning into Swan kind of story. I am willing to be pleasantly surprised.

You have some really good questions ..right now I can answer only one and that is about KVK's character as well all discussed on EDT ..I think she is the worst character writing of the show
This is no way KVK and CVS thought they could do damage control by torturing her and arousing sympathy...No way !!! Infact you made us more mad..also I agree that she has been less irritating but I don't expect any consistency from this actress .KVK isn't only physically weak but mentally too.. she acted like retard most of the time .
Guess what ...what goes around comes around .As about other answers I might have to think more :)

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