Siddharth groaned as his older brother, Abhishek, dumped the homework at him.
S: Bhai, itna zyada?
Ab: Haan Sid! Ab itne dinno tek wait kiya, toh sazaa bhi chukaani peragi!
S: Par app help toh karoge na?
Ab: It depends my dear bro!
And with that he left his brother whining.
Siddharth grabbed the pencil unwillingly and began working out his maths questions, when his sight caught upon a mark. Teeth marks. The memory flashed in front of him.
S: Woh ladki... something about her...
Just then a middle aged woman walked in with a tray of food.
S: Ma, app?
Ma: Bhook nahi lagri thi?
S: Lagri toh thi par... homework...
Ma: Dono ek saath karle
Then she began feeding him, as Siddharth did his homework.
S: Ma, app se ek question puchna tha
Ma: Haan puch
S: Woh... maine ek serial mein dekha tha, one boy tha, Sameer aur one girl, er, Maya. Jab Sameer woh girl ko dekha toh uska sar dard hone laga. Aur some pictures uske samne flash karne lage. Aur kuch wierd names uske kaan mein echo kar rahe the. What is that?
Ma: Beta, woh sab tv mein hi dekha the hain. Waisa real life mein nahi hota!
S: Haan par Ma-
Ma: Ab mujhe yeh nonsense nahi chahiye, bohut late hogaya hain. So ja. School hai na kal
S: Thikhe Ma. Good night.
Ma: Good night.
Then she walked out, switching off the lights.
She looked back, a scared look on her face.
'No Such thing'. Right?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
M: Agar tujhe woh ladki phir se dikh gayi toh?
S: Ignore, simple.
M: Yeah, but agar woh tujhe recognise karle toh?
S: Baad ki baat Baad mein na yaar!
M: Ok ok, so, suna hai ki two new students humara school join kare hai
S: So?
M: Aur unme se ek bohut hot ladki hain
S: Manny, Sid ladki yon pe nahi marta, ladki yaan Sid pe marti hain!
M: Kabhi na kabhi pyaar toh tujhe hoga, aur jab mein lot lot ke hassunga
S: Yeah Yeah whatever!
They both went inside, making sure to sit right at the back.
Tea(Teacher): Today, I am going to introduce you all to a new girl.
Siddharth looked around, however, many other students were blocking his sight.
Tea: Her name is Afreen and she is from Mumbai
He almost tripped over after hearing the name, but calmed down realising it could be someone else.
M: Sid, you have to look at her, I think I'm in love!
S: Shut up Manny, and mein dekhne ki koshish kar raha hoon
Tea: Siddharth, Manjit, what's going on there?
M: Nothing Ma'am
S: Yes, like their couldn't be some fight going on here
He said it in a funky voice, making everyone laugh.
Tea: To the front!
He got up and down on the front seat, next to a girl. He looked up and literally screamed.
S&A: Tum!
The two screamed.
S&A: Yeah me, I go to this school
Tea: I know how you feel Afreen dear!
A: Tum mere room mein Kya kar rahe the??
S: Tumhar se milne aaya tha! (Note the sarcasm)
A: But mein tumhe jaan ti tak nahi!
S: Haan mein tumhe bohut aachi tareeke se jaanta hoon, tum mere dreams mein ayti ho
A: Kya?!
S: Oh sorry, dreams nahi nightmares!
A: Khali nightmares mein aati hoon, but tum toh reality mein ek troll ho!
S: Oh please! Sabko pata hain ki mein idhar ka sabse hottest guy hoon
A: In your dreams maybe!
Tea: SILENCE!!!
The two look up, startled by the eruption of the teacher.
Tea: Ab tum Dono ko yahi jagaa pe bhatna hoga for all classes.
A&S: What!?
Tea: Yes, until you two will stop this bickering!
The two looked at eachother, huffing and turning their backs on eachother.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
M: Aisi ladki maine zindgi mein nahi dikhi. First girl to reject you!
S: Yaar, iska toh mein aisa haal karunga ki woh wapas Mumbai chali jaye!
M: Waisa Kya plan hai, huh?
S: Abhi tak bana toh nahi, par don't worry
M: Accha, chal class mein chalte hain
S: Fine, but plan mein kal tak sochlunga!
M: Haan tu soch te rahe, mein usse pata ke lake aata hoon
S: That's it!
M: What?
S: Usse us ki nani yaad nahi dilaunga toh mera naam Siddharth nahi
To Be Continued...