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The Short and Long of it all | 2008-05-15
They're crass, they're loud and they're back!
The so called hit jodi of Sanjay Dutt and Govinda has reportedly signed up yet another film. So get ready for some more slap stick, low IQ entertainment pretty soon.
The Bitch has nothing against Sanjay Dutt and Govinda personally. Well, they are decent actors on a good day. But when they get together it's predictable, obnoxious and bordering on retarded. Not that we recommend they both get together to go melodramatic, serious and tearjerker cinema, but their past stuff reduced The Bitch to tears for all the wrong reasons.
The man behind this 'enter at your own peril' movie is... you guessed it right, David Dhawan. He takes the credit of getting back this gem of a combo after a five year old gap! And according to him, that's five years too many!
Now this man has this insane love for such male couplings and is behind buffoonery like 'Jodi No 1', 'Ek aur Ek Gyaarah', 'Shaadi No 1' etc. Though some of these movies have turned out to be accidental hits, the latest being 'Partner, ' the sequel of which is also underway. (Have mercy Lord!) And before you know it, Hindi movie channels will be hawking them as the next Mahamovies and Home theatre to piss away your weekends with!
The Bitch's source informs, "Yes both Sanjay and Govinda are doing a film for David Dhawan. But as usual since the film is in its initial stage, they are tight lipped about it. As soon as things get final, the announcement will come soon. The film will be a comedy and will also have new faces."
The pair last tortured audiences with their clich' jokes in the super dud 'Ek aur Ek Gyarah' back in 2003.
After that Sanjay Dutt went on to become Munna Bhai and Govinda chose to sit back, get fat and embark on a pathetic political career.
Soon he realised that the industrial strength pelvic thrusting and those red, yellow and green tight pants and see through shirts went out of style in the 80s. And the man-boobs could only land him roles in C graders like 'Ssukh'.
He also realised that his career was sorta over and no one was ready to take his tantrums and demands any more. He then started sending feelers to his old time pals to piggy back on them and revive his dwindling fan following.
His multitasking and publicity hungry sister Kamini Khanna stepped in and made him work out hard and shed 30 kilos. That's like a whole other skinny person! After that Salman got him 'Partner' and now Govinda is back... whether we like it or not!
By the way Govinda is still David's favourite. Birds of a feather I'm guessing!
They're crass, they're loud and they're back!
The so called hit jodi of Sanjay Dutt and Govinda has reportedly signed up yet another film. So get ready for some more slap stick, low IQ entertainment pretty soon.
The Bitch has nothing against Sanjay Dutt and Govinda personally. Well, they are decent actors on a good day. But when they get together it's predictable, obnoxious and bordering on retarded. Not that we recommend they both get together to go melodramatic, serious and tearjerker cinema, but their past stuff reduced The Bitch to tears for all the wrong reasons.
The man behind this 'enter at your own peril' movie is... you guessed it right, David Dhawan. He takes the credit of getting back this gem of a combo after a five year old gap! And according to him, that's five years too many!
Now this man has this insane love for such male couplings and is behind buffoonery like 'Jodi No 1', 'Ek aur Ek Gyaarah', 'Shaadi No 1' etc. Though some of these movies have turned out to be accidental hits, the latest being 'Partner, ' the sequel of which is also underway. (Have mercy Lord!) And before you know it, Hindi movie channels will be hawking them as the next Mahamovies and Home theatre to piss away your weekends with!
The Bitch's source informs, "Yes both Sanjay and Govinda are doing a film for David Dhawan. But as usual since the film is in its initial stage, they are tight lipped about it. As soon as things get final, the announcement will come soon. The film will be a comedy and will also have new faces."
The pair last tortured audiences with their clich' jokes in the super dud 'Ek aur Ek Gyarah' back in 2003.
After that Sanjay Dutt went on to become Munna Bhai and Govinda chose to sit back, get fat and embark on a pathetic political career.
Soon he realised that the industrial strength pelvic thrusting and those red, yellow and green tight pants and see through shirts went out of style in the 80s. And the man-boobs could only land him roles in C graders like 'Ssukh'.
He also realised that his career was sorta over and no one was ready to take his tantrums and demands any more. He then started sending feelers to his old time pals to piggy back on them and revive his dwindling fan following.
His multitasking and publicity hungry sister Kamini Khanna stepped in and made him work out hard and shed 30 kilos. That's like a whole other skinny person! After that Salman got him 'Partner' and now Govinda is back... whether we like it or not!
By the way Govinda is still David's favourite. Birds of a feather I'm guessing!
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