
Darsheel: Bachao! Someone get me away from this monster!
Kaun banega pout-pati?
Kareena: Come over to the dark side…!

Karan: Chup chaap karo. I don't want anyone to see!

Abbas-Mustan: We're ready to announce our next film which will be inspired by a Will Smith Hollywood flick. It's called "Men in White". Catchy na?
Ram Gopal Varma: Yawn! Forget the film, I'm even falling asleep in Sarkar Raj's press meet.

Manyata: (Pats Sanjay's stomach) I've been feeding him well, can you tell?
Kareena: Saif, I know you're getting old and all, but you need to stop covering up your receding hairline with that ugly bandana.
Here are the first one Caught in Act:
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bollywood/914364/caught-in-the-act-filmfare-special
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