Member Topic : Embarrassing things you did or happened to you - Page 11

Originally posted by: TheMinion

Talking to strangers is fun… relatives and friends ke calls I also avoid 😂

Give tips what you talk about.. 😆I just avoid talking to people in general.

I'm one of those people who dread small talk and the worst I can sense in their voice that they know I hate this question "Hi How are you" and they still ask to make fun of me or to make me anxious.

Speaking of calls, I avoid unknown numbers at all costs cuz they're usually spam. If they're not spam, they're from someone who wants to mess with you, isn't in your list of contacts or someone you've blocked for one reason or another. Not worth the trouble in any case. If they have something important to convey, they usually leave voicemails and you can always call them back anyways!

I don't even bother taking calls from people I know if they haven't texted me ahead of time to let me know that they're gonna call me.😆 Ain't nobody got time to sit and pick up calls, and then get sucked into conversations EXACTLY when they are bored and decide to hit me up. I prefer in person meetups over pointless, tedious calls where the person refuses to hang up anyway.

I also despise people who call me, not because they want to talk to me, but rather cuz they have nothing better to do. 😆

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

yes ... except he didn't ask me for my number. and when I checked all my pockets, he hadn't slipped his either! so there goes my "love story" 😆😆

You have so many cool, filmy stories😆!

Your that jumping one and catchmeifucan's badass jump from mango tree, I loved the most😆..

Originally posted by: Just_Say_Cheese

You have so many cool, filmy stories😆!

Your that jumping one and catchmeifucan's badass jump from mango tree, I loved the most😆..

I don't know about cool but bad decisions definitely make good stories, don't they? 😆 I was laughing my @$$ off at catchme's story too ....... she could have really yelled "catch me if you can" to those aunties and meant every word of it too. 🤣

During my school days, me and my friend got caught skipping a class. We had gone out to eat for lunch and we ended up coming back late. The reason being, there was a busy takeaway, not far from our school and we loved eating cheese burgers and doner kebabs and still do.😆 We were stuck in the queue, so were served late. We thought we may as well skip the next class. When we got back to school, we got caught sneaking around the playground 🤪 by a teacher who was teaching in a classroom. Must have seen us through the window.😆Don't know what the heck we were thinking. 🤪He took us back to our respective classes and I was embarrassed in front of my teacher and the whole class.☺️

At work, a beautiful polish girl caught me blowing a kiss to her.☺️ I was on the production line and she was working inside. She was giving paperwork and talking to the line leader. That was when I was blowing a kiss to her, thinking she would not notice.😆 I realized she had told her friend about it, because it was so obvious when I saw them together. It became so awkward and embarrassing for me.☺️

1. Walked into another college for classes instead of mine.

2. Attended IIT maths coaching class by mistake instead of CAT coaching.

3. Walked into a couple making out at metro station.

Originally posted by: Zeal17

Give tips what you talk about.. 😆I just avoid talking to people in general.

I'm one of those people who dread small talk and the worst I can sense in their voice that they know I hate this question "Hi How are you" and they still ask to make fun of me or to make me anxious.

Example: I was studying in IIT when I got a call for personal loan, I told the lady that I was a sweeper at IIT, she didn’t want to talk to me after listening to that. I insisted that I needed a loan as I had two wives and 6 chhote-chhote bacche… the lady started telling me it was illegal to have two wives, I told her my dad has 3, my chacha has 4… my roommate was lotpot on the floor…

However, when my sis called, cat had gotten my tongue…

Originally posted by: TheGladiator

During my school days, me and my friend got caught skipping a class. We had gone out to eat for lunch and we ended up coming back late. The reason being, there was a busy takeaway, not far from our school and we loved eating cheese burgers and doner kebabs and still do.😆 We were stuck in the queue, so were served late. We thought we may as well skip the next class. When we got back to school, we got caught sneaking around the playground 🤪 by a teacher who was teaching in a classroom. Must have seen us through the window.😆Don't know what the heck we were thinking. 🤪He took us back to our respective classes and I was embarrassed in front of my teacher and the whole class.☺️

At work, a beautiful polish girl caught me blowing a kiss to her.☺️ I was on the production line and she was working inside. She was giving paperwork and talking to the line leader. That was when I was blowing a kiss to her, thinking she would not notice.😆 I realized she had told her friend about it, because it was so obvious when I saw them together. It became so awkward and embarrassing for me.☺️

😆😆 Lesson learned: if you really wanna kiss a girl, make sure you're actually kissing her (with mutual consensus, of course) and not just blowing it in the air when she ain't looking!

Originally posted by: catchmeifucan

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I remember falling off of a one storied building when I was trying to pluck two two mangoes at the same time from the neighbor’s tree. I was so tiny that my body weight couldn’t sustain the pull from the tree and I fell off from there and landed right in the midst of the aunties sitting there doing something. I had the mangoes intact in both my hands though and I landed in style like spiderman(according to the aunties- of course they didn’t say ‘in style’ 😆) . Luckily nothing happened to me but to escape from further trouble I acted all confused ‘mein koun hu mein kaha hu’ types. 😆I was 8, at that time!

Is this the story behind your username?😆

I don’t generally get into embarrassing situations, I manage to make others embarrassed…
I was working in an IT firm in India. One of my female teammates and I had applied for corporate credit card, the credit card guy came to the main corporate building and called us there. It was a huge campus, on our way back the lady wanted to eat ice cream. Being an eternal gentleman, I got her ice cream, paper napkins, I held her bad for her, stood in attention while she was eating etc. etc.

Our department head happened to pass by and saw us. When we came back to our department, my manager came and said the head wanted to talk to me along with my manager. We went inside a cabin. The buddha khusat told me this wasn’t a park to stroll and eat ice cream with my GF, I tried explaining why we were outside, but budhau refused to listen…

After this incident, I personally went and told my manager EVERY TIME I left my workstation, including loo breaks. One fine day he said with folded hands “maaf kar de yaar mujhe, jo karna hai kar, mujhe mat bata, agli baar head kuch bolega main manage kar lunga”

Bhaisahab, yeh essay ho gaya!!!!