Zero, Bawwa - Pictorial

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Posted: 6 years ago

Friends, yours sexy Hippo posted a divine review of this movie however some were in disbelief and I totally get it. I understand their point

So for THEM and everyone I have spent some 2 hours to come up with pictures from that story here. Yes this has pictures to supplement following story. U can see i was not making things up. lol

Text can be found here

https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=5067532

Pictures below.

Enjoy

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Bawwa had a modest living. Here he is going to watch a movie

Bawwa turned 5 star hotel into this to impress Aafia. So from somewhere he had the money to spend as well.

Sexy siren Katrina also known as Babita thursting Pelvis

Guddu ...Ghafoor or Abdul...if ur having bad thoughts then word is astaghfirullah. Please say it once.

Here genius scientist Aafia explaining to Bawwa after few packs that she is behind the discovery of water on Mars. And that its time to send man to Mars.

Thunder Katrina saying - main itni gori hun ..makeup ki zarorat nahi

paptia kissing and flirting with 4 footer Bawwa. Bawaa breaks marriage as a result

Aafia with her afghani and punjabi parents - ready for wedding

behuda bawwa strips in front of aafia relative and escapes in kachha...i.e. underwear

Bawwa enters in dance competition. Where Salman is looking at bawwa as if he is some hawwa...annkhein phaar phaar ke

No there is no story attached to next photo. Hippo just found Katrina stunning here.

Bawwa hired by babita. He gets so close that he ends up in her bed as well.

but she is savitri...dont worry. nothing happened.

irony ...katrina too marries on wheel chair in movie. bawwa remembers aafia and separates with katrina i.e. babita

bawwa gets visa for himself and abdul...who is delighted and looking forward to go to US

well he took it a little more seriously

Back in US Aafia is giving a presentation to scientific audience. Scene is kindda like when Apple CEO presents a new product. Big screen

Scientists media from all across the world is there

Bawwa and blonde beauty reaches the scientific meeting conference

Monkey however loses it big time. He is up in the air

Cutie anushka tries to stop the monkey - he aint listening

As scientists and media is leaving due to monkey - Bawwa and abdul are spotted by Aafia - doing their usual behudgi

And then comes the scene of the movie.

Aafia opens fire on bawwa.

Abdul is scared and asks bawwa to fight his own war.

Bawaa reminds abdul that he has brought him here on Business Class ticket.

Soon family is there on stage along with a baby. Yes Aafia and gittu did some kaand before marriage could happen

Bawwa arrives at NASA or whatever agency and there a cutie british mutallo advices him to be an astronaut ... naut not nut

looks like abdul is seeing British citizenship in her..well thats me not story lol

bawaa and abdul are training to become astronaut...doing their usual nonsense, masti and behudgi.

abdul was the real one. true astronut. just failed because of an eye test

Meanwhile genius madhavan and genius aafia are discussing marriage and mars mission on a breakfast

Astronut Bawwa has completed his training. Just before leabing he is having an heart to heart with who else. Abdul or whatever his name was

Meanwhile madhavan and aafia were marrying. How mean of NASA to launch mission to Mars on that day. Genius madhavan notices love in Aafia's eyes and says jaa aafia ..jee le apni zindagi. He tells her exact time to reach NASA site by calculating time through speed and velocity of wheel chair.

Meanwhile bawwa is in photosession before launch. He is showing his most famous quality as an astronaut - dimples. Hair properly gelled so that no bothering during this 15 year mission to MARS

Aafia is coming...aafia is coming bawwa. Coming to reclaim her bawwa, Aafiadrives her wheel chair at max speed. On highways ..overtaking cars..on footpath...

Bawwa is ready to launch my friend. The 10th fail is now at the helms of NASA's first mission towards Mars. Bawwa will be Neil Armstrong of Mars. Be proud of bawwa.

He is calibrating the shuttle here

Wait wait...stop the mission damn it..STOP IT. Aafia is here...stop the damn mission. Just put some extra fuel while Aafia completes her talk..YEH PYAAR KA MAAMLA HAI

Congrats all desis ...bawwa is on Mars. He is sending important information from there. Look at this video from MARS in 4K resolution

15 YEARS PASSED.

Bawwa lands home and informs us on status of his dimples. Though I wanted to see what happened to his hair.

Movie ends.

Edited by Dr.Hippopotamus - 6 years ago

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@Maroonporsche

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Posted: 6 years ago

Why didnt people show up in the cinema ??? Was it a hoax ??

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@sherlockthor

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Posted: 6 years ago

Also there is scientific inaccuracy..

he says 15 years have passed but I look the same..

kind of like interstellar..

but he is on mars and not 15 light years away or something.

How come he has not grown old but others have (as per his statement in the end)

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Hereiamtoo

@Hereiamtoo

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Posted: 6 years ago

Do you want me to counter every tendentious argument (sometimes even false)in order to defend the movie, Hippo?

Already the first picture, you got wrong. I don't know if you could listen to the movie or if you had to read the subtitles. If you had been able to understand the movie only by listening, I have to tell you, that you didn't do that. Or you didn't get the subtitles.

1) It is clearly said in the movie that Bauua spends his father's money who has a very big business and is filthy rich. It's always his father's money he spends and he likes to spend a looot to anger him. You know, to have a father who thinks you are just worth to be in a circus, doesn't deserve better.

The picture shows one side of him. As the cycle-rikshah driver asks him to pay as much as a tall person, he replies that he would pay for everyone who jumps the rikshah if he gets them to the theatre. And he does.

2)money-wise his father's again...he even tells how much he spent.

3)Yeah, that's what Hindi movies suitable for the masses and single screens generally show, right? And that's what media mostly write about her - the item girl thrusting her pelvis...and Bauua is as much a fan as are a lot of others who would like to marry Babita (fans of SRK also ask him for marriage or write to him as if he is the husband).

4) Yeah, great, making fun of Guddu...that's what people generally do, right? And, btw. he was already at the admission (health control etc. like when one enrolls in the army or would like to become a pilot) rejected because of his eye, but perceived himself not as 'damaged' (which I find recommendable).

The rest just commenting randomly:

Nobody said a word about stopping the mission only to delay the start because Aafia wanted to talk to him.

I agree that 15 years is a bit looong...5 years would have been sufficient. (the last picture has to be after 7 1/2 years around. One doesn't see Bauua wenn he is back, but be sure he will still have his dimples (don't know why you can't differ between reel and real, Hippo...this film has an unrealistic touch from the very beginning...maybe you should read the text on the photos I posted)

It is said in the movie how the journey was planned. Not like Neil Armstrong, dear.

He is not showing off his dimples, that gesture is typical in Meerut when you get photographed (like others say "cheeese").

Aafia's marriage is an important plotpoint ...why? go watch it again and listen/read.

He comes back to the Rocket Center to get to Aafia and has no clue about the long line and the girl explains it. He wants to tric himself in but Aafia sees him on security camera and wants the both taken away from the ground...then she changes her mind (follows the sequence in the zero-gravity-room)

Well, it was clear that Aafia and Bauua had sex, she even initiated it and Bauua tells it. A month later she has found out where Bauua lives and wants to tell him that it is okay, he doesn't have to change his number, she would go back to USA for her work. But then it's again Bauua's father who messes up glad to get rid of his son and fixes a marriage. Aafia is surprised but is made to think that Bauua asked to marry her. She doesn't know that she is pregnant (she tells it later).

Then he stays more than eight months with Babita (which is also said in the movie).

When he grabs the baby he has no idea that it is Aafia's, even less that she's his daughter. He just want to talk to Aafia without getting probably shot again or beaten.

Babita doesn't flirt with Bauua. She kisses him and then mocks him in English (only he doesnt really understand everything she says). What she says makes sens because nobody saw her kissing him, so nobody will believe she did when he tells it. True, right?

Okay, I stop here. As I already wrote, you did not "connect" with the movie...for whatever reason. But you also did not really watch the movie, you just thought you watched it.

Edited by Hereiamtoo - 6 years ago

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tina

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Posted: 6 years ago

Your the best Hippo Ji be it in the BB forum or here, no one can come close

hilarious

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Hereiamtoo

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Posted: 6 years ago

Yeah, that is indeed "hilarious" telling false things when it comes to the hard work of other people... applause!

(However, there are other who know to do it even better than Hippo.)

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Male-Chauvinist-Pig

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Posted: 6 years ago

well movie aise bhi flop hogayi, although some will still believe that everyone who didn't liked the movie is a hater.

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Posted: 6 years ago

Why did Afia have to drive her wheelchair on highway.. could nobody drop her?

Madhavan can count time and speed and velocity n shiz but not offer to drop her? Yeh genius hai?

Hippo your pictorial is scary.

And you made 2nd thread, lagta hai tumhe gehra sadma laga hai. 😆

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Posted: 6 years ago

Originally posted by: tina59
Your the best Hippo Ji be it in the BB forum or here, no one can come close
hilarious

oh thank u..i should retweet this many times lol

Originally posted by: NimbuMirchi
Why did Afia have to drive her wheelchair on highway.. could nobody drop her?

Madhavan can count time and speed and velocity n shiz but not offer to drop her? Yeh genius hai?

Hippo your pictorial is scary.

And you made 2nd thread, lagta hai tumhe gehra sadma laga hai. 😆

ghalti tumhari hai mirchi...why are you taking it seriously?

when she can shoot a person at a scientific conference...why is driving wheel chair seen as so odd?

maybe madhavan found another person and got rid of her through this sacrifice lol

i did lot of effort 2 hours but very satisfied ..lol