10 Types Of People You Meet At An Indian House Party

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10 Types Of People You Meet At An Indian House Party



By Divyani Rattanpal,Thursday, 17 Apr 2014

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We love house parties. They are just sooo much fun! And no matter what, these people are ALWAYS there in all house parties:

1. The Stoner

He has either come 'with stuff' or will go about hunting for it. "Bhai, yahan aas paas score kahaan se kar sakte hain?" is his opening sentence. He assembles other stoners with him, and is seen rolling a joint and smoking away.

2. The Rock-a-doodle-do

He listens to Old Fossils of the 1960's and hijacks the playlist with music from Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. Although listening to Blue Eyes by Yo Yo Honey Singhaaa in private is his chief guilty pleasure.

3. The Over-enthusiasts

They are the life of the party. They have with them all the kickass party numbers. They talk the loudest, make everyone laugh and bring everyone on the dance floor. Often, they are not satisfied with one party. They want to do an after-party, and sometimes even an after after-party before going home. #YOLO

4. The couple who lock themselves in a room

They are the Make Out Machines who can't even wait for the party to get over. They are also very swift with their business.

5. The Pseudo Intellectual

He's the guy who is always baantoing gyaan. He wants to beat everyone in the game of knowledge and will keep giving gyaan, takers or not.

6. The Desperado

He is still not over the fact that there are so many hot 'single' women in the party. Yeah, like everyone is waiting to take him in their arms!

7. The Freeloader

He drinks nothing less than Blenders Pride and eats all the leg pieces, but never has money to pay (or never wants to pay).

If there was ever an award for The Biggest Cheap Bugger, he'd win it with all votes from the jury.

8. The Paparazzi

If it wasn't for the paps, all our parties would have zero pictures.

But often, they take advantage of the situation and click the most socially embarrassing pictures possible, which are frantically un-tagged the morning after.

9. The Ditchers

'Yes, I am on my way.' 'Man, I'll definitely come!', and then they disappear like our politicians do after winning the elections.

They are the masters of ditching and always leave us guessing till the end.

10. The Class Monitor

Usually the house owner, he minds the class, err.. party every 20 minutes. He is extremely sensitive to noise, and does everything in his capacity to prevent an encounter with the next category.

11. The 'Neigh'bors

No party is complete without interference from the neighbors. They have a low tolerance for noise except when it's at a jagrata. They hate parties, and youngsters, and bwoys and girls together, and girls who go out after dark, and .. (basically, everything we do)!

12. The Drunk Driver

"Bro, I am drunk and can't drive home" -said no Indian boy ever.

He can't stand straight; but ask him if he can drive and pop comes the answer, "No bro, I can ALWAYS drive"! He is The God of Drunk Driving and will defend his title till umm.. an accident?

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Most of the people at weddings and parties are freeloaders as they eat so much that it looks like they have not eaten for days.I have seen too many of them in every party as some people only go to eat or drink.
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Oh God...I hate those over enthusiasts...🤔
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I think SRK and Sallu fit most of the features.

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