The Star Kid Is A Delayed Launch Project
By BQ Staff on June 6, 2013
This star kid is soon going to be launched (which can take forever) by a star maker (cookie cutter) film maker who prides himself of being the only other showman of the industry. The first one being the mammary obsessed actor-director. We'll come to that later.
The young boy, who has, for a few years now, been spending all his free time in a gym, working on his talent - and we have to say, it looks enviable. We spotted him once, seated on a bench, adjusting weights on a bar, and it wasn't the prettiest of sight we can say. His dimpled derriere was peeping out of his track pants, but that's not all. His, umm-how-do-we-put-it... okay so the elastic band of his cheap brand of inner wear was ripped at one end. Poor little rich kid.
He grew conscious of someone standing behind him. He quickly straightened his back and tuck his tee in. Wait, not tee, singlet. He has hot guns. And beautiful curly locks. He's definitely on his mother's side. He does not wear his dad's rugged look.
Now a little about the mother - she works out at the same gym as he does. Keeping an eye? Rather, he should. Mom has a thing for a blonde haired himbo. She spends her free time in his arms. He is one of those guys who use older women for, umm, what else?
Where is papa in this scene? Papa is said to be suffering from some deadly venereal disease! Ugh, yeah.
What about the starry eyed little boy's career? Apparently when he was born, papa was at the peak of his career, and the showman filmmaker had promised to launch the badhta beta. He is going to keep his word, and the boy has grown up to be a fine specimen of gym trained stiff debutant. We've been hearing of the launch for a good 3 years. Agni Missile Reboot Attempt Number #436. Phusss!!!
Does the boy have anything to say? Not really. He's always been the silent suffering type. He has a pained look on his face whenever we see him. No guesses.
Disclaimer: Aren't you wondering who the mother is having an affair with? Oh you, that's always the best red herring in a juicy who-who!!
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