Originally posted by: return_to_hades
Here is my neurotic set. Have fun! Some questions are controversial. It is in good fun. So everyone be a sport. But its OK if you skip. 😆
What is the best pickup line you have ever heard? Guy- Can you guess what material my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 😆
Which BS member would you pick for the following and why?
- to watch movies - SB cos he will sit and watch the movie seriously. I don't really have the patience to watch a complete movie in theatre without taking 3-4 breaks. He can fill me in on the story.
- to be a lab partner - Sheldon_Bazinga (Nikki) ,cos she is a geek and we might just get top grades then.
- to backpack across Europe- MocoCoco cos we can shop together.
- to be stuck on a desert island- TVDekha cos she will keep me entertained.
- to go to ComicCon with- You. I can dress up as Princess Leia and you as Hans Solo.😆
- to survive a plane crash into the ocean- Maybe VictorLordJr ,cos he is already a train wreck of sorts, he won't mind experiencing a plane crash too.😆
- to discuss books with- Mogli cos she will give me the synopsis of the book in one-liner and I will be happy with that. Ain't no one got time to discuss books.😆
- to be stuck in an elevator with- Hasini009, She is entertaining and we will have a riot if we start talking in Hindi cos both of us suck at it.😆
- to discover they are your boss- Blue-Ice, just cos she may be a cool boss.
What did Tinkerbell (Paris Hilton's Dog) say when she saw Elvis Kapoor?
Woof,Yo,Did your Human embarrass you lately! Check out Paris's Miley costume for Halloween. 😆
What is the difference between?
- Saif deposit and Safe deposit
- Saif & Sound and Safe & Sound
- Saif sex and Safe sex
- Saif haven and Safe haven
- Saifty Pin and Safety pin
Imagine that the dicks of Bollywood started talking (Not to be confused with the actors themselves). What would the the dicks of the following men confess
Confess or thinking like this.
- KRK - Tharki sala.
- SRK- SRK ne mujhe confuse kar diya. Ek party choose kyon nahi karta?
- Salman Khan- Aaj kiski loon? 😆
- Amir Khan - I am so small yet so near to the ground.😆
- Amitabh Bacchan- Oh no,Bahurani is near by,quick think of something else.
- Ranbir Kapoor - I hate my pet name,pichkari.
- Ranveer Singh - I work overtime and don't even get paid for it.
- Rishi Kapoor- Don't get excited by Ranbir's ABCD..I should stop taking the blue pills.
- Tusshar Kapoor- Wish he could just stop scratching me.
- Sanjay Leela Bhansali- Wonder who will warm the couch today, poor guy.
- Abhshek Bacchan- Wonder what John Abraham is doing?
- John Abraham- Wonder if AB jr is thinking of me.
- Javed Akhtar- ?? 😆
- Imran Khan- Arrghh the Kidney stones.😆
If Sonakshi's forehead was a landing strip and her face an airport - what would it be called?
Easy historical name already available: Hidimbakshi Devi Municipal Airport.
If Anil Kappoor's chest was a dense dark forest - what animals would inhabit?
Grizzly bears?? 😆
If Sonam Kapoor switched careers to be a psychologist what would happen?
Rather than going to her more ppl will start writing in a diary to release their pent up emotions?
If Deepika Padukone turns out to be a Soviet spy robot what would all her beaus says?
Told you so. That kind of acting/performance on screen and off it,can't be done by a human.
Which BS member is most likely to be and why
- a serial killer : VictorLordJr. 😆 Cos he see too much day time American soaps.
- Mark Zuckerburg: Slumgod. Already witty and intelligent, a little cash won't hurt.
- an alien from another planet: Muffinlover cos he seemed out of this world.
- a soviet spy robot: Dexterkilaila would fit atleast the bold part.
- silently reading posts while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation: Kal-El (Hope he doesn't read this 😆)
- to be a millionaire Vijay Bhatter.😆 No explanation needed.
- a 12 year old girl" ..Eyecatchers.. Cos she is.
- a 75 year old grandpa: Cruiser from BB forum.😆 Feels like an old soul.
- a middle aged pot bellied man sitting naked in his parents basement: PekingExpress
- running a brothel from their house 🤣 Loveprofusion won't mind.
- selling cocaine from their office cubicle Cocaine or Meth,Heisenberg obviously.
- spying on the NSA - YusBee,cos I couldnt think of anyone else.😆 He is filler name I will take for anything.😆
- plotting to assassinate Obama Mr kamina,cos he hates USA.
- a thousand year old vampire - MocoCoco cos she is such an old soul,calm collected and sweet. Living 1000 yrs will do that to you. And she loves vampires so she must be one of them. N she stays in the city with no sunshine,always windy or raining.😆
- living alone with 37 cats- Maybe Axeion with her love for pets.😆
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