Member of the Week: DejaVu

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slumgod..

@slumgod..

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Posted: 11 years ago

#41

Most wittiest member?

Most sarcastic member?

Most yawn inducing member?

Biggest spammer?

Biggest basher?

Biggest fanbot?

Member you want to see back on BS?

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return_to_hades

@return_to_hades

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#42

Here is my neurotic set. Have fun! Some questions are controversial. It is in good fun. So everyone be a sport. But its OK if you skip. 😆

What is the best pickup line you have ever heard?

Which BS member would you pick for the following and why?
- to watch movies
- to be a lab partner
- to backpack across Europe
- to be stuck on a desert island
- to have wild sex with
- to go to ComicCon with
- to survive a plane crash into the ocean
- to discuss books with
- to be stuck in an elevator with
- to discover they are your boss

What did Tinkerbell (Paris Hilton's Dog) say when she saw Elvis Kapoor?

What is the difference between?
- Saif deposit and Safe deposit
- Saif & Sound and Safe & Sound
- Saif sex and Safe sex
- Saif haven and Safe haven
- Saifty Pin and Safety pin

Imagine that the dicks of Bollywood started talking (Not to be confused with the actors themselves). What would the the dicks of the following men confess
- KRK
- SRK
- Salman Khan
- Amir Khan
- Amitabh Bacchan
- Ranbir Kapoor
- Ranveer Singh
- Rishi Kapoor
- Tusshar Kapoor
- Sanjay Leela Bhansali
- Abhshek Bacchan
- John Abraham
- Javed Akhtar
- Ranveer Singh
- Imran Khan

If Sonakshi's forehead was a landing strip and her face an airport - what would it be called?

If Anil Kappoor's chest was a dense dark forest - what animals would inhabit?

If Sonam Kapoor switched careers to be a psychologist what would happen?

If Deepika Padukone turns out to be a Soviet spy robot what would all her beaus says?

Which BS member is most likely to be and why
- a serial killer
- Mark Zuckerburg
- an alien from another planet
- a soviet spy robot
- silently reading posts while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation
- to be a millionaire
- a 12 year old girl
- a 75 year old grandpa
- a middle aged pot bellied man sitting naked in his parents basement
- running a brothel from their house
- selling cocaine from their office cubicle
- spying on the NSA
- plotting to assassinate Obama
- a thousand year old vampire
- living alone with 37 cats

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LapinLaCocotte

@MostlyHarmIess

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#43

I am bored so asking questions again
1) Integrate Biru with respect to Katrina.
2) Aapke aur eeyoretail ke beech me kis prakar kw naajaayaz sambandh hai?
3)Aap rozana kitne ladke chedti hai?
4) Aapki jadoo wali smile me kis type ka jadoo hai? Kaala Jadoo?
5) Aapke hisaab se aapko MOTW bnane ke psadyanthra me tvdekha ke alawa aur kiska haath hai?
6)Aap ab mujhe apne ghar ke paas waali ubad khabad maut ki sunsaan khai me nhi phenkhna chahti?

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d-_-b

@d-_-b

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: tvdekha.
Scenario :
You are the host of the show : Kiss kiss k ghar mein.

a) Who all from bollwyood will be your guests? Dpad, Katrina, PC, Aunshka, Kareena and KRK ( So that he can kiss all his favorites 😆)

b) What will you ask in "teeli lagana" round? Ask Kareena who amongst the rest of them would make a perfect wife for Ranbir.

c)Which comment/s from IF you would like to show to Kareena, Salman, DP, PC, SRK and Katrina individually?

Kareena- Legendary Desigal and Nkapoor's fights from last year ,maybe the mujra thread.

Salman- Most of Heisenberg and Slumgod's comments. 😆

DP- Crystal's posts.😆

PC- Maybe the post where her name changed from PC to PvC due to the plastic content in her body. 😆

SRK- YouKnowMe's rants where she dishes it out to her raisin.😆

Katrina- Definitely SanaSoufi/Peking's post.

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d-_-b

@d-_-b

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: YusBee

Welcome! You have now successfully become a part of the non hindi speaking club. Our specialty is that we listen to a complicated hindi word, assume its pronunciation and pronounce the original word in a different way. Which is wrong. Being a bong ,I know the joy in pronouncing hindi words,the wrong way.😳😆

Its SAAZISH!😆

Kamooosshhh Hindi karab karna South Indians ka janam sidh adhikaar hai.😆

Edited by .DejaVu - 11 years ago

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d-_-b

@d-_-b

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: Dexterkilaila
Ahh and it's back! Brings back memories. 😆 😆

Congratulations Somy! Have fun on the hot seat! 🥳

Lol thanx.

Originally posted by: ..Naina..
^That has got to be cutest gif of all time.

But congrats DejaVu and have a fun week!

Edit: Awks. The post two above this one😆

Ofcourse the Minions.😆

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428419

Suspended

Posted: 11 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: .DejaVu

Kamooosshhh Hindi karab karna South Indians ka janam sidh adhikaar hai.😆

You are the Meenamma of the forum.😆
Great going Deja Vu🥳will be posting more questions soon! :D

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d-_-b

@d-_-b

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#48

Originally posted by: charminggenie
Hey Lovely DejaVu,
Congrats on being the first one on the hot seat. Always love your humor and the adoring gifs. Stay witty, sassy and charming!

I am way too sure you are going to breeze through this session with your humor. Still run a riot and have loads of fun!

Big Cheer!

Thanks Genie. 🤗 Good to see you here on BS. 😆

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668837

Hibernated

Posted: 11 years ago

#49

Congraaats.🤗

Eh lo. Royally chorified.

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

Why doesn't the glue stick inside the glue stick tube?

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

If you'r in hell and you'r mad at someone..where do you tell them to go?

If electricity comes from electrons..does morality come from morons?

If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why doesn't the glue stick inside the glue stick tube?

Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

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NoThanks

@NoThanks

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#50

Since many of our IF vaasi are only congratulating you for getting halaal, I consider it as my duty to provide the right amount of ingredients for tadka.

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