1. Rahul Baba Ko PM ban-ne ki! 😕
After watching Rahul Baba's atrocious nautanki infront of elite Business magnates of Indian Corporate circle, in a meet organized by CII, all I can say is if Rahul Baba is the future of Congress, then Congress has no future left! 😕
Rahul Baba is rumoured to have visited lush green Sugar-cane field of a farmer in Baghpat, hugged the farmer and complimented with a,"Kisaan Saahab, Chaaval toh khoob jam ke hua hai aapke khet mein is saal, mubaarakbaad sweekaar keejiye humaari..."!🤓🤡🤓
2. Vinod Sharma aur Kumar Ketkar ko Khud Ko Journalists kehelwaane ki...
Oh God! Why do these two even try to put up masks of journalists? Out and out Congi Journos, shamelessly the two appear on News channel after News Channel every evening and such is their passion and enthusiasm to turn a blind eye to every Congress (mis)-deed that I swear at times even shameless loudmouths of Congress like Manish Tewary squirm in discomfort.
Vinod Sharma has that pasted smirk on his face that one thought was patented exclusive of Child molester DGP Rathore of Haryana, (Yeah, the murderer of Ruchika Gehrotra).

And Kumar Ketkar appears an even bigger Dhongi than even the legendary Asa Ram Bapu! 🤢

Newschannels on Congress payrolls, never forget to allow these two on their Prime Time news debates. 😆
Simple strategy of News-Channels is to invite Nirmala Sitharaman of BJP and as if Bhow-Bhow-Bhow-Bhow barking Manish Tewary wasn't enough for her, they also unleash the guy with shameless smirk, Vinod Sharma and out and out Dhongi Kumar Ketkar on the hapless lady, making it a 3 vs 1.
News-channels as well as Congress Masters seriously believe all issues pertaining to Coal Gate, 10 Janpath Gate, 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Vadra G have been successfully brushed aside.😲 Helplessness of Nirmala to complete a sentence is perceived as demolition of BJP (another useless party...) and a resounding victory of Congress's view point! God help!👏
3. Anu Malik aur Himesh Reshamiya Ko Khud ko Singers kehelwaane ki...
Annu-Annu-Annu, kab band hogi teri ghatiya Shero-Shaayri,
Singer banne ki zid aur Mazboor listeners ki Laachaari??🤢
Phate hue baans ke andar se aati hui chhili-ghisi aawaaz...
....Dekho baarish ho rahi hai...its Raining, Its raining...
...Listeners ke Dil ro rahe hain...its Paining, Its Paining, Its Paining...
...Annu Teri wazah Se, Teri Wazah Se...Teri wazah se...🤢
As far as Ooo--ooo---ooo--nnn Hunzooo-ooorrr is concerned, check this piece on Himesh Reshammiya Ji:
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bollywood/3213899/himesh-reshammiya-and-lata-mangeshkar
HIMESH: Teraan Teraan Teraan Surooo-ooo-ooonnr!!!😉
3-4 STREET DOGS (Extremely enthusiastic acknowledgement & response): Wow-whoo-ooo-ooo! Whow-whow-whow-whow-wow-whoo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
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