Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 5

Originally posted by: wat_up

Taco tell me who will take care on baby T

😆 You. Because you have a bottomless pit of patience. In the event you disappear in Rishikesh, youknowme, blue-ice, or any forum parent/child-friendly members can bring her up.

No I don't fall in the latter category. So here's wishing the to-be parent nothing but the best 😆

Hey taco & RTH

Both of you are in love madly badly crazily . You share all your love stories , future plans & dreams . One fine morning you find out that its not the only thing you share , you share the same man too 😲 . That bast@&* has been two timing you , on that fateful day you also realise that both of you are knocked up . What now ?

The mighty internet goes down for a week ,

what will you miss the most

what would make you say , thank god , i wanted this so badly

any five members from IF you think might look like actors, who & which actors & why?

Originally posted by: .Dr3viL.

TACO

1. does the song 'i like to move it - madagascar' play in your mind when you say the word heebie jeebies? No. Do you picture me doing a tribal lemur dance when I say someone gives me the heebie-jeebies? 😆

2. if i ran one finger down your spine, would that give you the heebie jeebies? Since it's you Doc, yes. 😆

3. i really really want to kiss you, can you walk me through the process of your body/mind shuddering with heebie jeebies? The only walking I'll do in this scenario is away from you. 😆

4. you have to live happily ever after with either be.a.rebel or billa? What part of 'happily' ever after do you not understand? 😆

5. *Thakela Taklya Sulemaani Keeda* demands home cooked desi food everyday, obviously, whats on the menu? monday, tuesday, wednesday? Demands, you say? Well in that case:

Monday- Starters: Chicken entrail samosas fried in stale, putrid vanaspati.

Main course: Clumped and two-day old rice with Bhut Jolokia (those notorious North-East Indian chillies) and vinegar-overloaded pork vindaloo. With undercooked baingan ka barta on the side. That one's swimming in peanut oil.

Dessert: Adulterated khoya barfi and mawa rolls.

Tuesday- Starters: Mumbai misal pav. Since I cannot enter the kitchen as a doormat housewife because I'm on the rag that day, this one has been rustled up by our temp. cook Khargatya Gandicha Potdukhe.

Main course: Kashmiri Wazwan- a larger than life multi-course meat spread. So that his stomach lining can get ruptured with my gigantic platter of love.

Dessert: Agre ke pethe and Mysore Pak. Served after an army of dung flies sampled them after visiting our cow shed at the back.

Wednesday- Gomutra or cow urine to detox his system after that two day roller coaster ride. Additional demands will be welcomed with not just desi, but global tasty treats.

6. *Thakela Taklya Sulemaani Keeda* has a headache, your village doesn't have a pharamacy so cure him please? Some crystal arsenic will do him good since it looks like sugar and is also a supposed aphrodisiac. My randy husband just won't be able to say no to that one. So as my right hand man, Potdukhe dutifully cycles his way to the nearest shady pharmacy and picks up some for me.

7. *Thakela Taklya Sulemaani Keeda* has bought you home a gift for being such a good subservient wife, a bright yellow sari! cajole him into 'allowing' you to wear atleast your mustard coloured sari. No problem. I take the bright yellow sari he's gifted me, dunk myself in mustard oil, and assault all his five senses.

8. *Thakela Taklya Sulemaani Keeda* thinks that you winked at another guy at the bazaar but it was just dust in your eye, calm him down already! If he wouldn't cut it already, I'd tell him Lance Armstrong is probably one of the few lucky ones who gets plenty with one functional nut.

9. *Thakela Taklya Sulemaani Keeda* won't come to bed today, he is still mad at you for winking, seduce him please! which song will you sing n dance for him to join you? Remember that mustard saree? I channel Raveena Tandon from Mohra since it's monsoon here, gyrating to Tip tip barsa paani as he convulses and spasms thanks to the arsenic. I abruptly end at '...teri yaad aayi to jal utha mera bheega badan, ab tum hi batao sajan main kya karoo.'

There. Seduced him to death.

10. Can you write me 2 questions to ask RTH? thanks

- Which forum member/s afflicted her with Herpes?
- Ask her to write a 300 word essay titled 'Why Obama Sucks'.

Originally posted by: breezy

Ur lucky num please ? for both 😆

Hi breezy :) My lucky number is 7.

Originally posted by: .Dr3viL.

next question:

billa thinks you a good wife today and wants to 'treat you' you are exhausted from washing all his clothes all day without a washing machine, billa wants to watch a salman khan movie for the 100th time, will you smile at the movies and thank him? or will you stay at home with his mother and prepare for tomorrows lunch?

Neither. I will tell him I like Abhay Deol instead and watch as he drinks himself into a stupor. During which I'll rob him of everything he's got, sue him for the mental and emotional harassment he put me through thanks to the Sallu flicks, and laugh my way to the bank as the judge rules in my favour.

The judge, you see, was none other than Heisenberg.

you have a bf taco ? I hope he doesnt read this , all the guys who were partly intrested in you have run away & joined alqaida as sucide bombers thats an easy death you see 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Veggie Quesadilla Be.A.Rebel. Veggies are good for you, Munna. He'll also spend more time gobbling this and cut down on his spamming 😆

😆 hahahahha 😆

Originally posted by: boredsoul

all the guys who were partly intrested in you have run away & joined alqaida as sucide bombers thats an easy death you see 😆 😆

Oh they have nothing to worry about. Unless they intend making me a doormat, which was what Dr3vil's scenario was about 😆

Will answer the rest tomorrow morning.

hahahaha... awesome answers from both of you, this is going to be a great motw.

Moving onto the question...

RTH

1) You've writen a script, it can be anything you want, you want to make this movie, pick your cast/crew IF members, and give us a brief synopsis of this movie.

2) What do you DISLIKE about Harry Potter?

3) Who gave you the most trouble when you was a mod?

4) I've heard Mr.K has a blog, what's the link? 😆

5) Have you ever had a crush, or shall we say.. anyone who you wouldn't mind getting to know more in real life?

6) Assign Mahabharata characters to members, and give a reason why.

7) Since you're an animal lover, explain how being a non-veg and animal lover isn't hypocritical?

8) Is self-righteousness a bad thing even when you're right?

9) What are Taco's strengths, what does she have that you lack?


Taco

1) Give a Freudian analysis of your hate towards SRK.

2) What sort of savagery would you indulge in with any member of your choosing.

4) I missed it yesterday, but explain the raw and savage properties of ginseng. 😆

5) What sort of questions do you prefer, I mean where do you want us to draw the line?, mind you, I won't know where the line is until I've overstepped it. 😆

6) What are RTH's strengths, what does she have that you lack?

7) You are up for a wild experience, you get hooked up with a guy, you have never met him or seen his picture, both of you are thrown into a dark room, and do each other till the sun rises.. you wake up and realise it's SRK!... what do you do?

8) What's your biggest turn-on and turn-off?

9) I've read that you've had the misfortune of meeting Salmon in real, is he as fugly as he looks, or worse?

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Why does everyone assume everyone's seen The Avengers? 😆 Sorry WA, you'll have to think of something else >.<

C'mon Taco, do you even have to see the movie to make up some crap about it. Just let your imagination run wild and create your own Bollywood superheroes.

Originally posted by: souro

@dr3vil: Whatever your problem might be, don't start a fight here.
@Omkara: Don't retaliate
I don't want to see you two fighting in this section anymore.

Did you clean up the thread? What did I miss? I want to know what happened. 😆