Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 32

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

ROFLMAO!, that was great, it was engaging, thrilling, sadistic, and hilarious... the most funniest one was Rebel's... I haven't laughed so much in a while!

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Originally posted by: return_to_hades

The first was the Rebel. I was but a nave young girl when I fell for him. It was because he laughed. He laughed all the time. No matter how grim or bleak the situation, he would simply laugh. I liked that about him. Laughter appeals to foolish young women I think. It seems so light and carefree. You think that laughter can heal the world. But then that was all he did, laugh. I couldn't even have a conversation with him without him breaking out into fits of laughter. Even when my precious pooch Tommy died, all he could do was roll on the floor, clutching his belly, while he laughed his guts out. Laughter ringing in my ears I could not take it any longer. The cacophony of his hoots and guffaws had to be silenced. If he loved laughing so much, he would die laughing. So that is exactly what I did. It was easy to get him seated in the dentist's chair. The promise of the magical gas that offered the gift of laughter appealed to him. And so I put the mask of nitrous oxide to his face. Within a few minutes his eyes lolled and his face broke into a trippy smile as the laughing gas took him into a delightful fit of fantasy. He didn't even realize me binding him into the chair with solid straps of leather fitted with sturdy brass buckles. He simply giggled like a little girl. Then the Roman torture began. I tickled him all over, as his body jerked and writhed constrained by the straps. Nitrous oxide pumping into his lungs, peals of laughter knocking the wind out of him. His oxygen was cut off, he would suffocate to death soon. The realization of his fate brought a shocked look of terror in his eyes, he wanted to break free and escape, but his body wouldn't let him. It merely writhed, and giggled and writhed and giggled some more, his consciousness half in terror half in a hallucinated La La land. Then the writhing and giggling stopped suddenly. He was gone, but that stupid sloppy grin would be plastered on his face for eternity. He died doing what he loved ' laughing.

My next man was another stranger in town. He was the strangest of them all, with the strangest fixations. No one knows where he came from, he didn't live in our village. Maybe he came from another village, but he would sit by the watering stream next to the village and play his flute. 2D they called him. The village girls would giggle and whisper about him. He was quite popular. He loved to look at their feet. He admired their dainty little feet, and the music the anklets made as they walked around. When the river rock cut their feet, he offered to apply salve and soothe them. And if they dared to allow him, he would offer to kiss their feet and heal their wounds with his lips, his tongue would could work miracles he promised. Those who let him told tales of trembles and ecstasy they had never known before. All that from just a kiss on the feet, this I had to see. I walked down to stream one day and watched him. When everyone was gone, and the sun was setting, I ventured alone, my anklets tinkling and sat alone on a rocky ledge. His eyes fell on me with bemused interest. I splashed my feet in the water and his eyes fixated on my feet. The drops of water trickled on them, shining golden in the setting sun. My feet were not even hurt or bleeding and he waded in the water, dropped to his knees and kissed them. Thusly, I found him. It was exciting at first, but that too bored me after a while. I was not a giggling village girl and the foot thing didn't hold my fascination for too long. But he promised it would get better, he promised he would make up for it later, and he did, but he never let go of the feet. Sadly he would have to go too. So one day, I drugged him and set to work on his feet. I took the heaviest and sharpest of my meat cleavers and hacked of his big toe. Bone splintered and blood oozed. Unfettered I went on to the next toe. The cracking of the bone was music to my ears as I rhythmically hacked his toes of one by one, then his fingers after that. Soon I hacked him to pieces and fed him to my dogs. Poor 2D, I wonder what happened to him. He disappeared as mysteriously as he appeared. The poor village girls still sigh and wait for him at the stream.

OMG OMG OMG I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣.. I can' even tell you how hard I'm laughing right now.. tears rolling down my eyes, stomach hurts, choked on my food.. all because of you RTH.. You are the best 🤣🤣🤣

Vroom in the bed.. what thaaa 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: EroticGauravMad

Anyway I am asking two sets of questions to my Erotic Taco and RTH of course. 🤗

Erotic Taco, here goes (I have asked every MOTW the first question):

Shucks! Finally I work my way to EGM's erotic questions. Only EGM would ask erotic questions to a shy and boring dork. 😆

RTH, your set of questions:

1.) Do you like french kissing or regular kissing better? 🤗

Definitely French kissing. My first kiss itself quickly turned into so much more. The guy was bemused when I said it was my first kiss.

2.) If Madonna or Rihanna was sent to you for an erotic date from Gaurav, which one would you choose and why? Or would you go on a date with both of them? 🤪

Rihanna, I find her a lot more attractive. Madonna's beauty never appealed to me.

3.) Do you like slow and passionate, or fast and crazy? 😆

Of the bare little I've done, it totally depends on the mood.

4.) What do you like best about Erotic Gaurav? 😳

You are funny, nice, down to earth and totally removed from forum politics.

5.) What is the hottest thing you have ever done on a date? 😉

I'm quite boring actually, so this might sound dorky to some. But I find experiencing foodgasms exciting and planning what delicious place to eat at next. The most exciting in recent times has been an all you can eat sushi dinner. Good food is an integral part of a good date.

6.) Why do men have to take the initiative? Can't it be a give and take?

It totally depends. Some men like to be in charge, so you have to let them take the lead. A girl taking the initiative maybe to aggressive for them and it kills the thrill of the chase. Other men do like a confident girl and it turns them on like crazy when the girl takes the initiative. So you have to be able to read the man right. Most of the time you err on the side of caution if you don't know.

More questions to come! 👏

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

Day 3:

Both of you are in the business of bringing traveling confessionals to various cities around the globe and a lot of BS section members are among your loyal clientele. 😆 Your task is to reveal what the confessions this month would be for each other and any 10 from the list below.

...and...since I am nothing if not helpful, I will even start the confession for you..."Forgive me Lord for I have sinned..." 😆

Heisenberg "I did not sleep with Mary, although I would bang her if I wanted to. He's not my son. Should I say something?"
Omkara "It was I who shot the black buck not Salman. Punish me not him"
Sheldon "I don't really like science. I really want to be a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys"
Blue Ice "Honestly good riddance. Mister K was a douche bag anyway"
DesiGal "I'm not 100% sure that Kareena is not a drag queen. I hope its not a sin, but I love her anyway"
Eraser "The secret is in the taco sauce. I drop a little booger in for extra flavor."
Erotic G-Man "I never wear underwear. Going commando is so liberating"
Maddy "I wonder if it will ever be safe to confess to being Ash fan"
Mandy "Sometimes I lock topics just for the heck of it to see how they react"
Sheee "I am Souro. I'm a mod who is Sheee who would like to be a mod"
TexanHolden "To be honest, Nebraska is the greatest state in America. Cornhusker FTW"
UnsolvedMystery "Sometimes I wish for the Lakers to down in that lake"
Jess "Sometimes I dream dreams and go back and edit it the next night, by the end of the week Monday's dream is something else"
Meena "There is a Derek Jeter shrine in my room. I offer my prayers there everyday"
Dr3vil "God doesn't hate the D3vil, he raises my son as his own"
Souro "I consider myself quite a genius. Everyday I wake up, I've thought of a new rule to implement"
Sana Soufi "I just want somebody to love"
Taco "I had a doritos locos taco last night and it was f**king awesome!"

Originally posted by: wat_up

Rth assign these members tasks In big boss as you the captain like who do hiusehold chores etc .

What is with you and Big Boss? I don't watch the show. Anway, I'll assign them household chores I know off.

Me - Laundry

Taco - Making taco for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Blue ice - Doing the dishes

Munna - I'll wrap him in swiffer cloths and let him ROFL all the while cleaning

Tuli - Watering the plants

Sheldon To wear this shirt and advice everyone on the "visionary" way of doing their tasks

Jaya Feather dusting in a french maid outfit

Heusenberg - Cleaning the pool in thongs

Gaurav- Mowing the lawn in granny panties

Suoro - Trimming the shrubs in boxers

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Blue Ice "Honestly good riddance. Mister K was a douche bag anyway"

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Blue ice - Doing the dishes

Munna - I'll wrap him in swiffer cloths and let him ROFL all the while cleaning