Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 33

Originally posted by: TintinleMechant

These answers are great. And I see some drama has already begun and subsequently been quashed. :) Excellleennt.

Here are some questions to begin for both of you

Very interesting questions I must say

1. You are about to win a strange sort of lottery, but you must pick only one of four prizes from the following options:

a. The first is an unlimited flow of money until your death, but you can only spend it on yourself or your immediate family.

b. The second is a single bottle with 15 drops of gold liquid. You have the chance to save 1 life with each drop of the liquid that would have been un-saveable via medicine etc. You also have the ability with this liquid to bring back the dead. Except you require two drops to do that.

c. The third prize allows you to pick 3 people who will each receive how much ever money you choose, thus securing them financially and giving them a better life. The catch is you get none.

d. The last prize allows you to take three lives. With a snap of your fingers you have the power to instantly kill whoever you chose.

Choose Wisely

If I have chosen m three wisely, these chosen loved ones will take care of me. It is like I get thrice as much.

2. The world nearly ended and you now live in a post-apocalyptic society. You are evidently one of the few thousand survivors of the human race. The catch is all of you only have one of five primary human senses (to see, to hear, to taste, to touch and to talk). Which do you chose to salvage for yourself?

Touch! You can see by feeling things and shaping them with your minds eye. You can hear by feeling the tiny vibes of the sound waves as they tremor through objects. You can talk, but communicating through touch based gestures. I don't know how you will taste or smell through touch, but some animals do smell/taste through skin and maybe we will evolve differently.

3. Your greatest weakness Oh there are tons of weaknesses. On big thing, I'm very gullible and trusting.

4. Give me one song each that:

a. Would make me feel both profound and at awe

There are two instrumental pieces that do that for me. One is Ravel's Bolero, which I find utterly mesmerizing. It is incredible how music can transport you across the world to Spain. The flute solo, the rhythmic drum beats, the rising crescendos and tempos, they all create an incredible lyricism without words. I don't usually enjoy classical, but Bolero always stood out. The other is Christmas Eve/Sarajevo by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I think it is just a powerful arrangement that evokes the pain of worn torn regions along with the thrill and joy of Christmas that eases away all pains and divides.

b. is deeply personal to you/captures your essence perfecly

Again there are two songs. The first one is 'No Matter What' by Boyzone. I'm not religious nor am I a theist. But I'm not an atheist either. I'm very spiritual, contemplative and philosophical, this songs just speaks to me and I feel that it somewhat captures the essence of my odd but very strong and steadfast beliefs. The other is 'Life is a Flower' by Ace of Base which captures my cheerful nature and optimism towards life. I'm not as dark and morbid as I may appear.

c. You listen to when all is calm and all is quiet

Something old school and melodic like 'Counting Colors in the Rainbow' Nina and Frederik.

5. Associate these titles with members:

The Soldier - POH

The Lover - Eraser

The Liar - D3vil

The Thinker - You

The Serene - Maya

The Playful - Jaya

The Killer - Dexter

The Destructive - Tanya

6. Done anything past alcohol and cigarettes 😈?

I'm actually extremely guarded and cautious. One of my uncles used to abuse drugs and committed suicide when I was a child. So it has always been something shrouded in fear and pain. I've done weed, and wouldn't mind salvia or other hallucinogens.

7. Ever been arrested? If not, the craziest thing you've done in your life?

Ah I'm boring. I barely do anything crazy. I've been in groups that got kicked out a bar for stealing fries or played such an exuberant and drunken game of flip cup at a bar that the whole table collapsed .

The closest thing to doing something that could have gotten me arrested was almost getting into a hockey stick fight. Luckily for me a sister passed by when we were about to exchange blows and cooled the situation. Otherwise I would have had assault and battery on my record. Eh it was India. I might have just gotten a "tch tch bad girl" and been suspended from school for a few days. I don't even remember what the fight was about. I still can't believe I was stupid enough to actually try and physically assault someone.

8. Does anyone on the forum remind you of people you know in real life? If so, who?

Actually, Billa reminds me of a Samir I knew in real life.

9. Chose a member to fall in love with. And I mean fall in loveee. YOu date, you kiss, you spend your days together, and then you eventually break apart. The one member on India Forums you can see yourself potentially having a fully fledged relationship with.

My ex e-wife. I already have e-xperience. 😆

10. Same question, but the person you chose must be a bollywood star

Imraan Khan. Apne hi gaon ka chora hai. (I mean US ka gaon)

11. The last movie you would watch before death

Singin In the Rain (Pierre you shouldn't have come)

12. What do you fear most:

Isolation, Failure, Something Physical (like spiders, heights), Death, or Being Unloved.

I have entomophobia. It is a full blown phobia. I freeze to my spot, my heart starts pumping, and I actually pale or scream. I'm educated, I know they are harmless, I know I have nothing to fear, I know I'm acting foolish. But when I see insects I just go into this irrational state of mind. Although it has gotten much much better over time. Even then I may seem calm, but inside it is like my soul is wrenched in turmoil.

13. Would you rather people think you are:

a. Kind

b. Wise

c. Great

d. Funny

e Clever

f. Brave

g. Beautiful

I find that there is nothing more rewarding and incredible than the ability to make people laugh, and i don't care if it is at me and not with me.

I shall be back with more. Answer alll the questions :)

Originally posted by: BheegiBasanti

Day 3:

Both of you are in the business of bringing traveling confessionals to various cities around the globe and a lot of BS section members are among your loyal clientele. 😆 Your task is to reveal what the confessions this month would be for each other and any 10 from the list below.

...and...since I am nothing if not helpful, I will even start the confession for you..."Forgive me Lord for I have sinned..." 😆

Disclaimer: No offense intended to anybody.


RTH: I've killed more husbands than I can count and gleefully bathed in their blood, ground their bones to fine powder and used it as fairy dust, and fed their entrails to Hannibal Lecter. In fact, I'm chowing down on their sinewy meat as I speak. Get the word out Father, and I'll slit your jugular and rain dance in the fountain that's your blessed blood.

Heisenberg I've laughed at you and your ilk for relegating yourselves to a life of celibacy. I'm as pagan as pagan can be and am the Godfather of Jesus' and Mary Magdalene's brood of bas***d children.

Omkara Jaar church ke thanedaar. As an undercover agent for Tata Motors, I was responsible for the downfall of Yezdi bikes. Ratan Tata gifted me Nanos with faulty engines for getting the job done. Vroom vroom.

Sheldon iAm part of an underground secret society that burns effigies of Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds.

Blue Ice Aamir Khan is the real Badshah of Bollywood. I dutifully watch Satyamev Jayate as an acknowledgement of the fact that SRK can't host shows for shiz.

SB My real name is Devi Prasad.

Eraser I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf.

Erotic G-Man I broke into Madonna's Marylebone home, wiped out all her underwear drawers, and sniffed her granny panties like an addict sniffs glue and burnt silver foil.

Dr3vil My loud romantic proclamations for Versace are a ruse. I'm secretly in love with Xeta.

Sana Soufi I'm Anna Nicole Smith reborn and lure old men into my trap by belly dancing my way into their pants.

kshreya I'm the one who wanted desperately to be a self-righteous mod, not Sheee.

Originally posted by: wat_up

great job rth you on a roll

now tell me what you like in taco and what you would change

taco same question

Originally posted by: wat_up

Okay taco would you do a three some with dr evil and easy A?

And say yes why? In case no also why!

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

I wouldn't change anything about RTH, I like her as she is. But after that 7 Khoon Maaf task of hers yesterday, I'll be carrying a khukri on my person. Just in case 😆



No. Because I'd be too pooped to even think about a banging session by the time I got done with your horde of questions 😆

Originally posted by: wat_up

Rth and taco some general and awareness questions

I plan on opening my own yoga school or business who do you think, i should hire?

Good yoga instructions and trustworthy, qualified people in all necessary areas.

Who would be be in charge in advertising?

I think Maya and Taco will both have some good insights into creating catchy slogans and great visual imagery.

Who should be my busines partner

Souro, he seems to have a good business mind and a very professional no nonsense attitude when it comes to business P&L

Tell me strategies to advertise?

Everything is social media driven these days. You want a website. Nothing too gaudy, justs simple to the point. Make sure to SEO optimize the site. Don't fall prey to black hat tactic miracle promisers. Have a FB page and Twitter account for your business. Give promotions/discounts etc to your fans/followers. If you have the income hire a well spoken professional to manage your social media and interact with clients and potential clients online. If possible blog or have newsletters with health tips, seasonal tips, yoga tips and happenings at your class. Create a google AdWord, choose your keywords wisely and restrict it to your geographic service area.

How would you go about world hunger? What programs ?

When it comes to greater things, I'm very ignorant. I have no idea what to do about world hunger. But if I were to be involved in it, I would turn to Care of Creation. It is a Christian Charity based here in my town. It may seem odd that a heathen like me turns to a Christian Charity, but I know Pastor Brown and his family. They are not typical evangelicals. They have actually lived abroad in several countries and helped make a difference at grass roots levels. They are not fake, they are not corporate organizations where actual charity rarely trickles down. They what it takes and how to go about going to that African village in the middle of nowhere and taking care of the people there.

Which members you choose to help in your mission?

I think Taco and Dexter have good bleeding hearts like me, maybe they will come. Otherwise anyone who wants to make a difference in this matter.

Do you believe peridontal disease is related to heart disease?

I have no clue. 😕

How will you convince a patient they need gum therapy and not a standard cleaning?

You are asking me Miss.Flossingiswaytoomuchwork?

Lastly, write a movie dialogue on these members

Me - Ek baar jo maine post kar di, to edit khud ba khud aa jaata hai

Tuli - Main tuli, main tuli, mai tuli ho gayi

Ritsy - Rits ki goli lo, khich khich door karo

Sheldon - Woh maithuna mei kaafi nipuna hoga

Priya - yeh andhaa kanoon hai

Jaya - sach bolu jaanam, mujhe nahi dena dayyum

Dex Mere paas CunningLinguist hai, God hai Heisenberg hai! Tumhare paas kya hai?

Maddy - Kanoon apne haath mei mat lo

Mandy - Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hai

Blue ice Uff mere thande thande barf ko pighlayo na

Souro - Bol diya? Chalo banned!

Heisenberg - Bhagwan jab gaaliya deta hai, to chappad phaadke deta hai

Unsolved mystery - lage kab salmon ko police ki chadi

To be rebel/ munna - hasse to tum bhi bahut hoge, par hum hassne ke baad hai

Theater - Pasina hi pasina texas mei garmi ka mahina

You can add any other members as well
I actually removed some people whom I don't know as well. Sowwwy

Originally posted by: TexanHolden

damn, you two are turtles... I thought by end of the day you would've had my questions answered...

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

This week's been batshit crazy for me and I've failed miserably in answering all questions quickly. Will get to it Theatre. One lethal injection at a time 😆