Joint Member of the Week - RTH and Taco - Page 30

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

Holy shit. Will be back in a few hours to catch up and answer more questions. Sorry for lagging behind, have just had a busier week than usual.

Originally posted by: bulls-eye

Congrats to you both. Questions for RTH as I have never come across Taco

RTH, I believe you mentioned you are doing your MBA. 2 questions from my side

1. The IF creator decides to take a sabbatical for 2 weeks and realises that he has a budding genius in his ranks and hands over the reins to you. What are 3 changes you will make (don't worry about any Board to censor you and think strategic)

- I will migrate the forum from ASP to PHPBB
- Instead of the cheap ads, I will try to partner with google. I might even attempt to generate revenues from reports based on forum crawling that index discussion trends, buzz words, opinions that maybe useful for Bollywood/television executives
- I will try to integrate a Hulu type service for desi shows

2. You decide to forget about Foreign Services as the CEO bug bites you and soon enough you become a Manager/Director. Time for hiring and you are in the driver seat. During the interview you feel there is something vaguely familiar about the interviewee and for your and the organisation's sake you have to find out which IF member this could be.

A. What is the one question you will ask to get the person to blurt out something that will put you on the right path (pls give expected answer as well)

If I suspect the person to be Taco, I will ask her opinion on Bare Butt Bonobos. I'll know it is her if she says something about Pink Condoms or Jack Rabbit Vibrators. 😆

B. After getting the confirmation, will you hire that person. If yes, in which department/role
NB: You can pick any 5 people you want from the forum

Yes, Taco goes to my creative Department

Other people I'd pick
Souro for the Sales Division
Maya for the Logo and Brand Imagery
BTV for bookkeeping
SB/Kal-EL for copywriting

Originally posted by: U-No-Poo

RTH! Congratulations! I'm hardly ever on this forum but I know you've been active around here, and knowing you, I'm not surprised that you're MOTW - you so deserve it!

Okay my sense of humor has dried up over the past year owing to a perpetual F lVl L situation, but I'll still try to grill you. I hope your bheja is fried by the time you finish reading.

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

If you see someone in a hospital gown, you can treat them like a specimen. But watching someone undress is an act of intimacy.

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Only as far as they can manage to dig.

3. Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Because the tongue (the application rudder) needs room to manipulate

4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

The same reason they call jam - jelly in the United States.

5. Why is there light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Because light reflecting from the ice might blind you.

6. Avada Kedavra vs Machinegun?

Avada Kedarva: clean, effective, quick, no clean up and no muggle traceable trail

7. An evening with Umbridge vs An evening with Bella?

Oh wow, tough choice! I'd pick Bella, because I loathe Umbridge. At least Bella is pretty. Moreover, Umbridge might make me get her tea and crumpets or something. With Bella, I'll have her make my tea, bake some hot buttered scones, give me a massage, then make me meatloaf for dinner. She does not have a mind of her own and is easily manipulatable.

8. Ekta's daily soap vs High school musical on repeat?

High School Musical, it is actually a guilty pleasure.

9. Have you ever wanted to chop off Mithun Da's arms while watching DID because you were sick of him doing Kya baat, Kya baat, Kya baat? (Answer only if you have watched DID)

I've wanted to do many painful things to him with his annoying Kya Baats, but now that you mention it, I could always chop the arms and go - kya haath, kya haath, kya haath

10. Do you think Angry Birds is an awesome game?

For a while, then it gets really irritating.

11. Do you think green tea is a pointless drink?

No. I love green tea, You could have me wrapped around your finger just by bringing me tea/coffee and biscuits.

12. You gotta hate people who collect 3 different degrees and then say, 'Naah, I could have done more', don't you?

Oh, I loathe them. Totally loathe them. Especially if they are desis and bragging about their degrees, I'd tell them sorry, I find the McDonalds burger flipper to be far more fascinating.

13. Create a Pitbull song. (Hint: Throw in names of some random countries, Mr. Worldwide and loads of BS)

Hey yo all, Mr. Worldwide.
Get on the flood darling. Miss 305
La La Ding Ding Dong like a Donkey Kong
My dear Lady, tonight you're in luck
We gonna go on a ride in my Tonka Truck
Lets make love, Una Noche, Calle Oche

14. Missy Elliot vs Eminem?

Eminem! I actually think he is one of the few rap artists who actually captures the essence and purpose of spoken word culture. His rap is expletive, but he raps about issues, anger, resentment, failure rather than shawty, ass, booty etc.

Although Missy Elliot is also good and does not do the usual drivel.

15. Do you think it's fun to rile up fans because you're bored?

To a certain extent, its just fun. But it is just a mess when it gets ugly, personal and nasty.

16. Don't you think the entire Potter generation will have grown white long beards by the time DH is opened to all on Pottermore?

I don't use pottermore so I don't know.

17. Give a caption.

Yes Bella!, Grab His Baaalllsss!

Yenjoy! 😃

Originally posted by: wat_up

Taco along with my veggie burrito please make me a pina coloda Again using members

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Taco AND RTH.. your life becomes the tale of 7 Khoon Maaf, explain how you went about killing your seven husbands, who are listed below, and in what order do you kill them, you are given full creative freedom and license to kill. 😆

Who is this menacing killer you ask? Why, Sheee of course 😆

Billa: Billa forcefully marries me after I pull a Megan Fox on him and fix his rundown Tata Motors scooter. Blame it on the Daisy Dukes 😈 I ain't gonna let anyone walk all over me like that, but then again I don't even have to lift a finger. You see, he's also Sallu's jeep driver So it's only a matter of time before his master drinks like a fish and makes him take the blame 😆. Before you know it, Billa is in jail- but he dies just a few months later just before appearing for trial.

Cause of death- Impaled by the horns of a black buck. After it escaped from a wildlife sanctuary, went on the loose, and charged onto the prison grounds Billa called home.

*UnsolvedMystery: UnsolvedMystery is a bouncer in Taco Hut and knows too much for his own good. You see, I was only pretending to have the hots for Hubby #1 because I needed to cut costs in this sucky economy. Munna was the only bakra because all my other employees are anything but innocent. UnsolvedMystery picked up on this after he caught me cackling to myself one evening. He tries to blackmail me, but hell nah. No one does that.

So I do some planchet, summon Billa's ghost, and cajole him into possessing UnsolvedMystery just by wearing my ever-dependable Daisy Dukes 😎 UnsolvedMystery's death becomes the Indian version of The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

.SB.: .I fall in love with him as Chamaila Kutrea, but later discover that he's a conman simply known as .SB. This one was trying to swindle me of my hard-earned money after my eatery turned out to be a roaring success and I became a czarina. I go into a meditative trance and chant "Utha le re deva, utha le re baba. Mere ko nahi re, is Kutrea ko utha le."

God.** listens to me after I make an offer to become a celestial nymph in the afterlife.

Kal-El: Kal GIFs his way into my heart and becomes my 5^th. He gets a fabulous job offer one day and goes for the interview. However, I get a call from the receptionist there informing me that Kal never turned up. A week goes by. No news. After a month, he turns up drunk at my doorstep. With a GIF blowup doll :|

Kal's body is then found in the woods about a mile from my place. With a mysterious chunk of Kryptonite next to him. Don't look at me. I didn't do it 😆.

2direct: We get hitched in your run of the mill Vegas chapel after a booze-fuelled sex marathon. When we stumble our way into his Caesar's Palace suite, I see an army of naked Vegas showgirls Terenaina, Lily, Xeta, Priya, Jaya, Rachna, and *insert other names here* waiting eagerly for him 😆.

2direct is found dead several days later in front of his PC, lying in a pool of his own vomit. In the background is an on-loop slideshow of Victoria Beckham's feet.

Texanholden: Theatre wins me over after he helps me sneak into TX after riots break out in North Mexico. Forever indebted to him for saving my life, I marry him and become a dutiful wife. Over the years, however, he becomes a fussy brute and forces me to cook nothing but Texas style BBQ, chili and Frito pie, briskets, and the most horrific of 'em all- bas***dised Tex Mex cuisine 😆.

I execute him Texas style with a lethal injection containing a volcanic concentrated solution of Red Savina and New Mexico scorpion chillies 😈.

**Heisenberg, aka God.: Having lived a life of sin, I come knocking on your heavenly gates as one of your many celestial nymphs. There's no answer. I knock several times, but your giant golden gates just won't budge.

Tired of waiting already, I make my way down to the netherworld and bump into Nietzsche. I ask him W*F is up with you, and he says:

"God. is dead. Died trying to pop 72 cherries in one go." 😆

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Originally posted by: EroticGauravMad

Erotic Taco, here goes (I have asked every MOTW the first question):

1.) Do you prefer lingerie or panties? Lingerie all the way

2.) Would you prefer to french kiss a man or woman? And how long will you go at it? 🥳I prefer French kissing men. And I'd do it as long as passion dictates 😎

3.) If you had a chance to get erotic with a member, who would it be and why? ❤️ f**k. OK fine, Jaya 😆 Because I think she's sexy.

4.) Do you enjoy quickies or think they are a waste of time? 😲 Yes I enjoy them. Quickies and a waste of time? Since when? 😆

5.) How many times can the average woman or man have sex per week or even per day? 😊 Do I look like a statistician to you? Everyone has a different level of 'normal' and there are maaannny variables that come into play 😆

6.) Do you think Erotic Gaurav is pagal and if so, why can't he have Girly Girly tame him? 🤣 Yes EroticGaurav is paagal enough to make Erotic Taco look like Sister Sanity 😆. Erotic Girly Girly cannot tame you because you're always on the prowl, sneaking into old age homes and stealing bloomers, knickers, and balloon panties. Stay put in one place already and let her go all dominatrix on you. You'll become as tame as a bowl of strawberries and cream. Your favourite 😆