Game :Types of IF people in BW section - Page 2

Originally posted by: tvdekha

So its been quite a journey on BS.These are the people I came across here.

I would love to know about your honest confessions about yourself and whom you think falls in the categories mentioned below.

1) Love anything and everything about bollywood:Love watching movies,are great fans of AB Sr,SRK,Madhuri and what not.

2)Fans :

a) Crazy fans : Nkapoor

b) Sane fans : Lifolicious

3)Khabroos(insiders) : Maddy now. Before it was Maya.

4) Humorous : Omnipotent_taco. She cracks me up all the time. 😆

5)Laid back : Definitely Bheegibasanti

6) Drama queens : Dr. Evil and Me. We're a team here. 😆😆

7)Lurkers : Aish hate mail sender. Die mutant die. 😆

8)Trolls: Priya-tailor 😆

9)Silent readers: Wat_up. She reads and edits silently. We only find out when the whole Ramayan is finished. 😆

10)Annoying : Shee because she has been instigating me this whole week. I still love ya though Sheee.😆

11)Haters : This is totally Theatre, he hates on all of them bollywood movies. Theatre, a challenge for you...praise Rockstar! 😆😆

I know there are other types too so feel free to add.

Originally posted by: TintinleMechant

Lets not forget the:

Essay Writers

Apologists

Cordial Neutral Members

Shit-Stirrers

The Veterans

Noobs who havn't learnt the ropes

Originally posted by: TintinleMechant

Lets not forget the:

Essay Writers: Vanity Fair 😆

Apologists: Jess. 😆

Cordial Neutral Members: is there such a thing on here? Cordial AND neutral? 😆

Shit-Stirrers: Meena 😆

The Veterans: Tally Ho

Noobs who havn't learnt the ropes: Nkapoor. I have to keep telling her its just a joke. 😆

Originally posted by: tvdekha

Love it...please elaborate

The backbones: Because IF sections would be limp amoebas if these members didn't exist.

Those who miss the point: The ones who need a funny bone transplant pronto.

Those who don't miss the point: Donors to the above. And still won't suffer from osteoporosis because of it.

The cool cucumbers: Riling them up is an exercise in futility. You'd be better off trying to sneeze with your eyes open.

Long winded gasbags: The ones who refuse to make their point as quickly as possible and need to get on with it already.

Pour some sugar on me: The ones who never poop, cry, or grow up to make fun of anyone's poncho and doily collection.

Animals that are really people who got transformed by a witch: The ones who got on the wrong side of a witch. Notable species include: bonobos, chickens, lizards, and tigers. The lizard category though seems to have the most prominent ambassador. Its tail grows back no matter how many times you chop it. Ex-BB members will get the hint ('it' and 'lizard').

Full-time shitstirrers and part-time gravediggers: The ones who post drivel for no reason except to humour themselves. Also dig their IF graves every now and then by posting rubbish such as this.

I ain't naming any names. I'm a hapless chicken right now who momentarily steps into observer and essay writer territory. In other words, I'm a mongrel.

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

The backbones: Because IF sections would be limp amoebas if these members didn't exist.

Those who miss the point: The ones who need a funny bone transplant pronto.

Those who don't miss the point: Donors to the above. And still won't suffer from osteoporosis because of it.

The cool cucumbers: Riling them up is an exercise in futility. You'd be better off trying to sneeze with your eyes open.

Long winded gasbags: The ones who refuse to make their point as quickly as possible and need to get on with it already.

Pour some sugar on me: The ones who never poop, cry, or grow up to make fun of anyone's poncho and doily collection.

Animals that are really people who got transformed by a witch: The ones who got on the wrong side of a witch. Notable species include: bonobos, chickens, lizards, and tigers. The lizard category though seems to have the most prominent ambassador. Its tail grows back no matter how many times you chop it. Ex-BB members will get the hint ('it' and 'lizard').

Full-time shitstirrers and part-time gravediggers: The ones who post drivel for no reason except to humour themselves. Also dig their IF graves every now and then by posting rubbish such as this.

I ain't naming any names. I'm a hapless chicken right now who momentarily steps into observer and essay writer territory. In other words, I'm a mongrel.

Originally posted by: Omnipotent_Taco

The backbones: Because IF sections would be limp amoebas if these members didn't exist.

I dont even know the veterans but Maddy,Liverach,Smarie,Dexy,DG90 have been here for a long time.

Those who miss the point: The ones who need a funny bone transplant pronto.Nkapoor

Those who don't miss the point: Donors to the above. And still won't suffer from osteoporosis because of it. Meena

The cool cucumbers: Riling them up is an exercise in futility. You'd be better off trying to sneeze with your eyes open. I😉😆,Bheegi Basanti,

Long winded gasbags: The ones who refuse to make their point as quickly as possible and need to get on with it already. hmmm this one is hard.I dont wanna say it.

Pour some sugar on me: The ones who never poop, cry, or grow up to make fun of anyone's poncho and doily collection.

Animals that are really people who got transformed by a witch: The ones who got on the wrong side of a witch. Notable species include: bonobos, chickens, lizards, and tigers. The lizard category though seems to have the most prominent ambassador. Its tail grows back no matter how many times you chop it. Ex-BB members will get the hint ('it' and 'lizard').

Lizard : Sanasoufi/lala/Trolls

Full-time shitstirrers and part-time gravediggers: The ones who post drivel for no reason except to humour themselves. Also dig their IF graves every now and then by posting rubbish such as this.😲😲 you mean I?

I ain't naming any names. I'm a hapless chicken right now who momentarily steps into observer and essay writer territory. In other words, I'm a mongrel.