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Jesmina

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Posted: 14 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: tvdekha

PC to SRK :Hum do shareer ek jaan hain( aur Bich mein atka hain KJo)😆😆😆😆

Gauri to SRK: Apni rangraliyaan ghar pe mat aane do..bacho k leke chali jayungi...Family man image jayegi tel lene( Uska shareer ka tel qatam hogaye...toh family tel lene zaroor gaya hai He is a raisin now!!!)

Kareena kapoor : she is such an aloo on this forum...every topic/thread has her name...😵( Aloo its more like football, bus sab ek kick mar raye hain, waise bhi football face hai uske)

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TallyHo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#42

Kareena : I am a little Kapoor ...with a lot of clout

A nawab around my finger and lips in perpetual pout

even when i am 50, I'll refuse to fade out

will still be sexy despite my arthritis and gout!

Abhishek : Pa, pa I am the black sheep and my career's in a lull

and my wife''s shining beauty makes me look even more dull!!

Priyanka and SRk : PC and kishmissh went down the hill, playing pinkie in the pocket

Gauri's livid and threatens to shove that pinkie into an electric scoket!

Sonam: Lil miss Sona sashaying all the way

when asked her preference in men

she took the names of 10

all heterosexual, none gay!!

Deepika : DP, DP, quite contrary

wooing directors with prawn curry!

Shahid : Shahid , Shahid wanted to grow so tall

to get attention from the girls and impress them all

when all his goodies he put on display

all the girls were disappointed and ran away!!

Ranbir : One night stands and spins in cars were sold for a penny

thats why his list of ex'es has so many

He lost it at fifteen

but his parents said

our son will be a virgin

till we say go ahead!!!

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poppy2009

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Posted: 14 years ago

#43

Tally, your haiku's are just out of the world!!!😆😆😆

Lolz...I loved the Kareena and Shahid one most of all!

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460091

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Posted: 14 years ago

#44

tally ho....dilkhush hua BW ki tareef sunke👏

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TallyHo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: poppy2009
Tally, your haiku's are just out of the world!!!😆😆😆

Lolz...I loved the Kareena and Shahid one most of all!

This is a fusion of Haiku and nursery rhymes...

😆...

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melonie

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Posted: 14 years ago

#46

Aamir Khan: From when did he become the genius. Nobody really talked about him until RDB/TZP. He is not humble at all and I just hate his strategy that I won't accept awards and all.

Salman Khan: He can't act now. Should stop doing South Indian remakes because he just ruins it. If ever Salman is in a South Indian remake I highly advise everyone to watch the original first.

SRK: Should STOP smoking. He is looking horrible these days and soon he can take permanent rest on the bed. He doesn't have that josh he had before.

Kareena: Too full of herself.

Priyanka: Those torn jeans are such a pain. Stop changing your accent every time you are in a foreign land.

Karan Johar: Why does he make that permanent smirk on his face?

Deepika: I feel something will pop out of her chest every time she posses.

Sonam: Please stop with the daddy's little princess story. She made me from going aww to ufff

Edited by melonie - 14 years ago

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TallyHo

@TallyHo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: melonie

Deepika: I feel something will pop out of her chest every time she posses.

hahahaha... and i am afraid she will have asphyxia by holding her breath for so long!!!😆

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TallyHo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#48

Another one ...

Kangana : Kangana, Kangana, budding star

We all know how you got so far

saying its just ur talent would be a lie

so spill the beans... dont feel shy!!😆

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Kruti

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Posted: 14 years ago

#49

@ Tally Ho: i never had so much fun while singing those nursery rhymes...😆

I am sure you must be having great fun while composing them😆

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TallyHo

@TallyHo

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Posted: 14 years ago

#50

Salman One two

Who is Sallu

three four

no shirt he wore

five six

only foreigner chicks

seven eight

Kishmish he hates😆

nine ten

Kat's Barbie, but is he Ken?

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