My Miserable Life After Gullu Baba - Ali Spat (Page 8,7,1) - Page 4

Originally posted by: NathuPyare

haila..wahi mai sochoon shakuni ke mukut ko ye kya ho gaya 😲

Pooja, is JTR ki baaton pe dhyan mat do...bhale hi ye praneet na ho ... par hai usi ki tarah unhygienic hai... nahana to chhodo...chehra tak nahi dhota...aur ek baat bataoon... iske baloon me juyein bhi hai...aur tumne to suna hi hoga ... jab sar se mile sar...to juon ko mile naya ghar...isliye tum door hi rehna is se plz...

mujhe dekho... kitna saaf suthra... chikna ...shiny ... susheel...sanskari...in short...sarvaguna-sampanna ...sasta aur tikaoo option hoon... GG ke baad second number to mera hi hona chahiye! bas mujhe aur kuch nahi sun na! 😃😆

Originally posted by: Pooja--

Originally posted by: jacktheripper

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Accha Pooja tumhi batao aab Agar dosto se introduce karogi, meet my chikna friend Nathu, log samjhenge tumhe koi dudhiya mil gaya hai.

Originally posted by: Kwerky23

Hilarious and very intelligent stuff!

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Originally posted by: NathuPyare

par Kwerky ...humor ki to yahan ab koi value hi nahi reh gayi 😭

Originally posted by: NathuPyare

pooja tumne bahut sahi decision liya-

can I give u a suggestion??? chalo I will give it anyways 😉

You don't need to go to lonawala to meet GG... Gulleshwar baba bahut kripalu hai 😉 tum pehle apne dil se Mahesh-Vahesh sab nikal phenko, fir lizol-dettol se apna dil poori tarah saaf karo (taki tumhare dil me kuch na reh jaaye)...uske baad bathroom jakar Nutella ka prashad arpit karo baba pe... aur ek baar pyar ek manta ka jaap karo -

"o mere Gullu ...aa ke bandh ja mere pallu"...

is mantra ka sava lakh baar jaap karne ke baad dhyan se sun na ...tumhe ek bhavishyavani sunai padegi-

"Parvaton se aaj mai takra gaya...tumne di awaz lo mai aa gaya"...

aur ye gaate hue Gulleshawr maharaj tumhare samne sakshaat prakat ho jayenge (par dhayn rahe ye prakriya aap February 2015 ke pehle hargiz na karein warna baba apse rusht hokar Bandra bhi ja sakte hain) 😡

pooja Ji - apko meri taraf se dher saari shubh-kaamnayein is behtareen post ke liye 😃

bhagwan apko dher saari shakti de (abhi apko bahut zaroorat padegi uski) 😉

Originally posted by: Kwerky23

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Originally posted by: Born2Pizza

this shit is so good. I almost fall off my chair. 😆

Nathu pyare - your post is as good and rare as your khopdi ki moche. Love it <3

Originally posted by: NathuPyare

pooja tumne bahut sahi decision liya-

can I give u a suggestion??? chalo I will give it anyways 😉

You don't need to go to lonawala to meet GG... Gulleshwar baba bahut kripalu hai 😉 tum pehle apne dil se Mahesh-Vahesh sab nikal phenko, fir lizol-dettol se apna dil poori tarah saaf karo (taki tumhare dil me kuch na reh jaaye)...uske baad bathroom jakar Nutella ka prashad arpit karo baba pe... aur ek baar pyar ek manta ka jaap karo -

"o mere Gullu ...aa ke bandh ja mere pallu"...

is mantra ka sava lakh baar jaap karne ke baad dhyan se sun na ...tumhe ek bhavishyavani sunai padegi-

"Parvaton se aaj mai takra gaya...tumne di awaz lo mai aa gaya"...

aur ye gaate hue Gulleshawr maharaj tumhare samne sakshaat prakat ho jayenge (par dhayn rahe ye prakriya aap February 2015 ke pehle hargiz na karein warna baba apse rusht hokar Bandra bhi ja sakte hain) 😡

pooja Ji - apko meri taraf se dher saari shubh-kaamnayein is behtareen post ke liye 😃

bhagwan apko dher saari shakti de (abhi apko bahut zaroorat padegi uski) 😉