Job application for a permanent position at BiggBoss house

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Jesmina

@stranger.67

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#31

The Boss thank God your back in the forum!

Your tood Good...no one match your humors!

This is too good!

🤣 🤣

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TheBoss

@TheBoss

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: -WhatSoEver-
The Boss thank God your back in the forum!

Your tood Good...no one match your humors!

This is too good!

🤣 🤣

Yep its good to be back. BiggBoss is the only Indian show that I follow and this time Im also 3 months late entry to the forum but its all good. Good to see you back as well?

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mahiya

@mahiya

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: TheBoss
Upen Patel
Homeless
UpenBhaiPatel@Naukri.com
Phone: Not available

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Objective: To secure a position, any position for spot boy, watch man, dhobi at BiggBoss house.
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Profile: A hopeless romantic. Extremely untrusworthy, problems taking direction with an ability to jump to conclusions. Laid back, lethargic and a zeal for tardiness. Seeking a position where I don't have to work hard and get to live for free. Remarkable qualities to turn everything to dust when touched.
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Qualifications: Masters in Douchebaggery (University of Jackass).
Technical qualification: Degree in Kinesology (majors in touchy-feely)
Language spoken: Superior skills in Hindi and thug life English
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Previous experience: Backup dancer in some 2006 movie?
Present contestant in BiggBoss 8
Some previous affair with Deepika Padukone
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Interested parties please contact. I sweah on my mutha I wont eff it up.

🤣 Best post of the season.. 👏 🤣

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Preeti

@ms.carefree444

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

#34

Whoa! I'm interested.

He could do dhobi wala work. But he has to wear mask or something. I hate his face.

Also just wondering,where's this unversity of jackass.

Thank you.

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priyanka

@ankusanu

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#35

Hahaha..
🤣...
Nice one

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Vishaka Sanjana

@Sanjana4Rajeev

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

#36

🤣 OMGGG!!! Too good!! awesome!!😃

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TheBoss

@TheBoss

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#37

Originally posted by: --SH7_Sunny--
Cha gaya Guru tu cha gaya 👏 🤣 🤣

Upen is perfect for that position in BB coz he is workless, useless, and spineless.

I will recommend ppl to give this job to Upen 😃

Latest word is he's been rejected. HR thinks he's a liability with his touchy-feely qualities. 😆

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The Witch

@carisma2

Stunner

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#38

Kishma Ben Tanna

Mindless Palace

Kishmabentanna@I-want-my-makeup.com

Phone: Hot line number - available only after 9pm

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Objective: To secure secure any position as a cook, toilet cleaner, If it guarantees a secure hold of any kaam waali bai job then happy to appear without make up.

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Profile: Selfish, Brainless, Indecisive, Self loving, inability to listen, argumentative, rude, Liar, ability to twist the truth and play blame game, manipulative, uncaring, bully. Has ability to scream enough to annoy anyone. Arrogant, Ignorant, bimbette,

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Qualifications: Masters in Nude photography (University of Bikini bar).

Technical qualification: Degree in General - NO-Knowledge

Language spoken: Tooti pooti English, SelectiveHindi. Mastered in Language.. M.E.O.W !

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Previous experience: Appeared in a small role in a Starplus show 10 years ago.

Present contestant in BiggBoss 8

In a Relationship with - someone called 'ek boyfriend bahar'

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Interested parties please contact. I want a disqualification of all the others contending for this position or I will jump off a building.

I was bored.. so thought to change your format - to one for Tanna too.