Job application for a permanent position at BiggBoss house

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The Witch

@carisma2

Stunner

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#11

You have pinned him down to the T !

Utterly and totally him!

Awesome post Bossy! Claps claps claps!

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The Witch

@carisma2

Stunner

+ 8

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: TheBoss
Upen Patel
Homeless
UpenBhaiPatel@Naukri.com
Phone: Not available

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Objective: To secure a position, any position for spot boy, watch man, dhobi at BiggBoss house.
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Profile: A hopeless romantic. Extremely untrusworthy, problems taking direction with an ability to jump to conclusions. Laid back, lethargic and a zeal for tardiness. Seeking a position where I don't have to work hard and get to live for free. Remarkable qualities to turn everything to dust when touched.
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Qualifications: Masters in Douchebaggery (University of Jackass).
Technical qualification: Degree in Kinesology (majors in touchy-feely)
Language spoken: Superior skills in Hindi and thug life English
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Previous experience: Backup dancer in some 2006 movie?
Present contestant in BiggBoss 8
Some previous affair with Deepika Padukone
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Interested parties please contact. I sweah on my mutha I wont eff it up.

Make a post as the person reading this CV and what they must be thinking.. lol

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Sultan

@I_M_SultaN

Master

+ 11

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

what a post a lmfao hug to u bro 👏

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@_Chits_

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: carisma2
Make a post as the person reading this CV and what they must be thinking.. lol

look at his face, man! 🤣

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TheBoss

@TheBoss

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: --SH7_Sunny--
Cha gaya Guru tu cha gaya 👏 🤣 🤣

Upen is perfect for that position in BB coz he is workless, useless, and spineless.

I will recommend ppl to give this job to Upen 😃

Im sure he will say if you want something done right, do it yourself and go back to sleep or doing whatever he does.

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954014

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#16

EWW that picture. Whenever i see these ego maniac so called "celebrities" that are considered "hot" in India, my thoughts go out to the women there.

what about a normal person? how can they possibly look.

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Daayan Bai

@KunwaariDaayan

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#17

😆 Trust u to find such an ugly pic...eeewww...you wanna give us all nightmares for the rest of our lives?😆

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TheBoss

@TheBoss

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: shaz2009
😆 Trust u to find such an ugly pic...eeewww...you wanna give us all nightmares for the rest of our lives?😆

I still remember the days when you used to brighten up my Facebook newsfeed with your selfies and bring all kinds of halal thoughts in my mind being the eye candy you were. Damn Zuckerberg banned that account of mine, and with it you were gone too. 😆

Edited by TheBoss - 10 years ago