English Whisky Upen Patel - The man among boyz

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Posted: 10 years ago
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They say picture is a thousand words. And man it was proven today. It was so stark to see 4 clowns doing their crappy "Boyz Boyz" while one man was sitting dead center. Funny thing is that Boyz probably have a combined age of 180 years (60 Punz, 35 Guatam, 40 Ali and 45 Pritam). One boy had his waist hanging 2 feet in front of his chest (Punz). Another one make faces like poultry chooza (Ali). One is a tapori from small town (in words of his mentor) and final one looks like a goat.

Sitting in between is the Hero. The man from England. The man with sexy accent. The man flanked by 3 girls. The man with the six packs. The cornered tiger.

What these 4 clowns do not realize that its now 4 versus 1 and public favors the 1. Hero is always 1.

Another week is starting and it is time to Dhoom. Are these boyz ready? English whisky is ready, the man of the house, is.




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Posted: 10 years ago
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SEXY ACCENT?
he doesn't sound like posh Tom Hiddleston and he doesn't sound like sexy Alex Turner.. and he doesn't have that hot Scottish accent nor does he sound like Michael Fassbender

i don't think anyone finds that accent sexy, sry2say, Hip..
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: SatiSavitri

SEXY ACCENT?

he doesn't sound like posh Tom Hiddleston and he doesn't sound like sexy Alex Turner.. and he doesn't have that hot Scottish accent nor does he sound like Michael Fassbender

i don't think anyone finds that accent sexy, sry2say, Hip..


whatever..focus on the main point. sati. and no sorry


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Posted: 10 years ago
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Upen is best male contestant in big boss
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Posted: 10 years ago
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main point?
english whiskey? maybe change it to like English porter or pale ale or something.. because scotch whiskey are better..and these days Japanese whiskeys are winning the awards..

i know this because my dad's a whiskey connoisseur and whenever i go visit my family, i stress because i have to find some hard to find whiskey for him..

sorry i had a few too many mojitos
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Just look at the style difference between whisky and others
look at Ali..looking like a jerk.

look at 4 footer gautam

then look at Upen..his mannerisms. his style...he is clearly the winning material
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: hippopotamus


Stop whining

And mute your computer ...if there is a mute button


DUDE.. SERIOUSLY

this morning i was at a cafe, working on my project.. and then i thought i'd quickly check the forum and didn't realize the volume on my macbook wasn't muted.. then it randomly started playing

CHUP KE SE KAHIN SOMETHING SOMETHING

ALVIDAAA ALVIDAAA ALVIDAAA

YOU REALIZE HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS???

luckily there were no desi people around.. otherwise i'd have even twice as embarrassed..
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: SatiSavitri


DUDE.. SERIOUSLY

this morning i was at a cafe, working on my project.. and then i thought i'd quickly check the forum and didn't realize the volume on my macbook wasn't muted.. then it randomly started playing

CHUP KE SE KAHIN SOMETHING SOMETHING

ALVIDAAA ALVIDAAA ALVIDAAA

YOU REALIZE HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS???

luckily there were no desi people around.. otherwise i'd have even twice as embarrassed..


You learned something

Be careful next time

World will not change for you...

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: hippopotamus

Just look at the style difference between whisky and others

look at Ali..looking like a jerk.

look at 4 footer gautam

then look at Upen..his mannerisms. his style...he is clearly the winning material


dude!

Upen is such a dude bro.. he's no single malt or cognac or nothing

you know what he is!!!

he's a effin LAGER!!

those lagers on tap!! like i don't know those ones dude bros drink to get drunk cheaply..

Ali's like jail jeera or something..

Gutam's like counterfeit protein shake...

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: SatiSavitri


dude!

Upen is such a dude bro.. he's no single malt or cognac or nothing

you know what he is!!!

he's a effin LAGER!!

those lagers on tap!! like i don't know those ones dude bros drink to get drunk cheaply..

Ali's like jail jeera or something..

Gutam's like counterfeit protein shake...


And Hippo is zafraan, Hippo is adrak, Hippo is briyani, Hippos is gajar ka halwa

Please do not talk to me in slang

thanks

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