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ankit111

@ankit111

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Posted: 13 years ago

#81

As usual excellent 👏 👏 but I heard tht this product function only with remote control, which is not reliable 😆 😆 😆

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

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Posted: 13 years ago

#82

Excellenttt!!!!! Antara!!! WOW ...

what about bharaiv's comments?

his friends I mean there is a bhandar on what people can say about him lol

Oh ofcourse , he can give you free ilaaj too. Since no hospital is hiring him

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NoOne12

@NoOne12

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Posted: 13 years ago

#83

Nice post woman, I was rolling with laughter on seeing the photograph! 🤣🤣. Very Very hilarious!!

All I need is your love, OMG! 🤣

"Very unpredictable! It works well when the ego switch is turned off 😉, be careful of short circuit"

Very creative Anatara (woman)! If thats your name. Avantika

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Payal

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Posted: 13 years ago

#84

Originally posted by: ankit111
As usual excellent 👏 👏 but I heard tht this product function only with remote control, which is not reliable 😆 😆 😆

😭 😭 😭 😭 sad😔 coz its goes to unrelaible🤬..when and only when remote contrtol stops working 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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woman11

@woman11

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Posted: 13 years ago

#85

JETSAR TIMES

Chetak Ghoda-sa files defamation case against Jetsar's new collector

Today morning an angry horse came galloping to the Jetsar police station to lodge a complaint. When asked the horse informed that he is Chetak, the horse who had allegedly ran away with Anandi yesterday. Our reporters reached the spot and Chetak told us very angrily that his name has been tainted unnecessarily. "First of all, I did not run away with Anandi. People are spreading false rumors about me. I was just a little scared and wanted to take away Anandi to a safer place, but the CVs showed me as if I am a mad horse running away to kill Anandi. Nothing like that happened" said an angry Chetak ghoda-sa. However, ghoda-sa's main complaint was against Jetsar's new collector, Mr.Shiv Raj Shekhar. Ghoda-sa spilled the beans in front of us, "Arrey That man wanted to impress Anandi very badly. So he came and pleaded to me in my ear 'please let me impress her, ladki ke samne hero bana de yaar'. So I took pity and complied. But look at that man, how he lied about me to Anandi!!!" Ghoda-sa refused to leave the police station till Siv Raj came and apologized to him personally. However, Shiv Raj has requested all of us not to reveal his real feelings for Anandi. But we have our duties to report the latest news to our readers, so we can only hope Anandi is not reading today's newspaper.

In another news, the people of Jetsar complained of a all time high temperature being recorded yesterday. Meteorologist Barish Lal informed us that this has been the hottest summer day since many years: "The temperature reached a record high, we have never had so hot a climate in Jetsar ever". The hot day has left people very very thirsty and yet they are also affected by a weird syndrome of drooling. Local resident Panna Bai said, "since yesterday's mela we are suffering from the sudden heat that has come to Jetsar and all of us are very thirsty. To top it, all the women like us cannot stop drooling. We have other symptoms like feeling weak in the knees, fainting, fluttering heart, giggling without a reason. Hope this is not a serious disease." So many women have been affected by these symptoms that the central government has sent a medical team to Jetsar to examine the female patients. Hope they find a cure soon.

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Blukitten

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Posted: 13 years ago

#86

hahahahahaha...execllent post antara
ab itna HOT DM aayega to temperature to badhega hi 😉...Please GOD give a HOT DM to my city too 😍

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

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+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#87

Awesomeee

Lolololololol

Include me in the drooolll fest

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andv

@andv

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Posted: 13 years ago

#88

Very nice posts Antara both the house-husband for hire and the Ghodasa 😆. Did you know that J's fortune has really opened? he is going to make millions in the near future. Wondering why...

The mumbai dabba waalas are on strike and there is a new job opening now. Since J has all the time in the world he can put his culinary skills to use and feed a hungry mumbai. what better way to make a quick buck. 😉

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ghoshmedha

@ghoshmedha

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Posted: 13 years ago

#89

hope d medicl team dsnt consist our educated dactarni or els c'll strt shwng srious dsorders(m nt countng jaggu as hez nw a full tym CHULLE-CHAUKE WALA 😆)

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jyothi

@pjyo

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Posted: 13 years ago

#90

Collectorsa Files complaint Against Chetakk...

New colector of jetsar Shri Shivraj shekhar has strongly refuted ghodasa chetaks allegations that he needed chetaks help for herogiri before anandi..The Collector is furious at these allegations ,"I helped in controlling that runaway horse,😉issse zyada herogiri ki kya zaroorat hai mujhe😆..Ek toh khoobsoorath chori ko bhagane ki koshish karr raha thaa chetakk ,now these false allegations against me,its shocking😲" ..

Angry shivraj wants further investigation on ghodasa's story,"Iam hurt by this character assassination,aur mein chetak pe maanhaani kaa muqadmaa karr doonga"😆..

Worried by collector's stern stance police officials reinterogated chetak,under strict questioning it was revealed that horse must had hit his head in the rathcrash and was suffering from partial amnesia🤪 ..On further investigation it was revealed that night chetak was deep asleep and had a nightmare where he saw someone pleading him help for herogiri before anandi but chetak had forgotten that mans face ,so the police sketch artists asked chetak to describe this man ..After chetaks interogation for six hours,this is what the sketch artist drew about chetaks nightmare😉 ..

Finally chetak apologized to shivraj shekar for maligning his name .Collector forgave chetak and said,"Chetak,it ok,,😉bechare ghode par gadhaa baithaa ho toh yaaddash bhi chali jaathi hogi😆,main tumhara dukh samajhtha hoon"..😆

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