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dolly

@tiny15

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#11

@antara thanx a lot 4 bringing jetser times back 2 us!!!😊😊😊i was really missing it & its news & articles & even those photos were awesum!!plz do post such photos!!😆😆

and as niharika has said that there shud b a religious scetion dedicated 2 ardent devotees of DGS mata(new incarnation) & do post the address & photos of "three idiots temple" erected by ankit & all the details related 2 the temple!!!!😉😉

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Anitha

@Saddy3

Navigator

Posted: 13 years ago

#12

who is Munni Gau-sa??? plz help me m new to dis forum...but really really njoyin ur posts dey are awsome...n more interesting dan da original serial 👏😳

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#13

YAYAY!!! jetsar Times is BACKKK

awesome

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Dear readers,
Thank you for your enthusiastic response. Please feel free to connect with Jetsar Times and report your own news for our paper. We need spirited reporters like you.

Yes, we can surely have a devotee section. Niharika_n could you please conduct that?

Ashahai, we will be happy to start a Jaggu psychology section too, but we are still looking for a good criminal psychologist who can really understand and decode Jagya. If you know of any, please feel free to send him to our paper.

For others who are not familiar with Munni-gausa, let me illuminate. Munni Gau-sa is Jaggu's third beendni, the adorable cow in Jetsar. Please read about her and Jaggu's passionate romance in our first edition of the paper, the link of which is on the first page. The last we heard about her was that she was pregnant with Jaggu's child and the waris of the haveli. However, as reporter cutie pie reported , she is not in the haveli anymore. A team of reporters will soon visit the haveli and get reports about Gau-sa

Feel free to contribute your own news. We all have a hidden reporter inside us 😛

Edited by woman11 - 13 years ago

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ankit111

@ankit111

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: woman11
Dear readers,
Thank you for your enthusiastic response. Please feel free to connect with Jetsar Times and report your own news for our paper. We need spirited reporters like you.

Yes, we can surely have a devotee section. Niharika_n could you please conduct that?

Ashahai, we will be happy to start a Jaggu psychology section too, but we are still looking for a good criminal psychologist who can really understand and decode Jagya. If you know of any, please feel free to send him to our paper.

For others who are not familiar with Munni-gausa, let me illuminate. Munni Gau-sa is Jaggu's third beendni, the adorable cow in Jetsar. Please read her and Jaggu's passionate romance in our first edition of the paper, the link of which is on the first page. The last we heard about her was that she was pregnant with Jaggu's child and the waris of the haveli. However, as reporter cutie pie reported , she is not in the haveli anymore. A team of reporters will soon visit the haveli and get reports about Gau-sa

Feel free to contribute your own news. We all have a hidden reporter inside us 😛

@red. i know one, but tht person will not come here😉😉

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ankit111

@ankit111

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Dear editor sir,

from all confused member of this forum, i want to ask one question:

wht is a victim mean😆 being trapped and destroyed or being trapped but saved😕 wht is more hurtfull between two situation. becoz in Mumbai some strange thing is happening, which confused every one here. a person who is saved by another person, is after the life of his saviour😆😆

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: ankit111
Dear editor sir,
from all confused member of this forum, i want to ask one question:
wht is a victim mean😆 being trapped and destroyed or being trapped but saved😕 wht is more hurtfull between two situation. becoz in Mumbai some strange thing is happening, which confused every one here. a person who is saved by another person, is after the life of his saviour😆😆

Dear reader Ankit,
Let me tell you the real news behind it. See according to World Commonsense Convention of 1st BC a motion was passed for all journalists that we will call only those people victims who have been trapped and destroyed for no fault of theirs and their lives being harmed by others. Accordingly, only Anandi qualified for the tag of a victim especially because she was not saved. However, this angered Jaggu dada and Gauridevi a lot, because without the victim tag, the share value of Adultery Brand Sindoor was falling very rapidly. So the board of directors of Adultery Brand Sindoor called an emergency meeting with their two founders--Jaggu and Gauri--and directed their own newspaper Sukhi Grihasti to spread false news of their own company's victim hood. Since then, Jagya and Gauri have been claiming the victim tag and trying to sell their product ABS to all unsuspecting common people. But dear reader, beware. Do not get swayed by false reports.

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Swetha

@swethasyam08

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#18

yipeee!! JT is back. 👍🏼 missed this a lot.

thank u for bringing this back. 😳

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Picasso9

@Picasso9

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#19

Dear Editor Sahiba,

Is it true, that ABS Corp was seeking advertising space in Jetsar Times? I heard the partners, Jagat and Gauri were diversifying towards insurance sales, I.e. INSECURITY INC. Are these rumors true or false?

Also, thank you so much for bringing Jetsar Times back. Hope Vasuja, is able to contribute too.