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redapple1

@redapple1

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#191

Originally posted by: Suchi-NivReniac
o o o where is it I wannaaa readd!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/mother-in-law-sends-worst-email-ever-to-bride-forgivable-2504517/

Hilarious lines:
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You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should ask yourself why. No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour."

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Nisha

@KyunkiImafan

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#192

Originally posted by: redapple1

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/mother-in-law-sends-worst-email-ever-to-bride-forgivable-2504517/

Hilarious lines:
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You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should ask yourself why. No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour."

Thanks for sharing the link...good one.

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#193

JETSAR TIMES

RAPUNZEL CREATES HAVOC IN BADE HAVELI

The big bad bade haveli has been in news for a long time.We got to know that the lost princess of the fairy tale land Rapunzel has ended up in the terrace of the bade haveli hiding from her wicked mother.Our Munni gausa who had gone to the terrace at night for her sangeet practise saw the golden hair beauty and promised to help her. Rapunzel has been hiding in Munni's room and taken care by her. Rapunzel noticed that while Munni was a happy cow who spent time in combing her tail, shining her horns and painting her leg nails,the others in the haveli roamed around with grim faces.
She also heard two women fighting all the time and thought that they must be the reason for the grim faces and curiously decided to sneek and watch them fight

Anandi: I loved Jagya for 16 yrs

Gauri: I loved Jagat for 5 years

Anandi: I made adrakh chais for him

Gauri: i made instant coffees for him

Anandi: I helped him with school work.

Gauri: I helped with college work

Anandi : I took goli for him in my head

Gauri:I gave goli to him for his headache

Anandi: He gave me payaal first

Gauri: He gave me a better paayal

Anandi: I celebrated SR first

Gauri: ( though speechless for a moment she smartly changed the conversation and started again) I loved him for 5 years

And then both of them started the whole fight afresh with the same arguments and after sometime started pulling each others hair( anandi could save more hair because it was safe behind the gungat) Rapunzel got disgusted but was surprised that they were fighting for 2 different men Jagya and Jagat. She approached her friend Munni for clarification and Munni told the dukh bhari kahani of the duo and Rapunzel flooded the Jetsar lakes with her water works listening to the story.

Initially Rapunzel felt sorry for Anandi and Gauri but when they kept fighting again and again with their ratta mar dialogue she got fed up and jumped from no where and hit their heads with her frying pan to knock some brains in their heads. In the meantime she has tied Jaggu dada with her hair to Munni's chair and has been smashing him with her frying pan. Munni offered her friendly leg whenever Rapunzel got tired.

But amidst all this smashing Jaggu dada seems to have developed feelings for Rapunzel..He is taken by Rapunzel's golden hair, her ghora chamda, her english and smashing ka style. He was heard saying that "itni style or modernity Gauri me bhi nahin hain". Munni has barricaded Jaggu from her room and has been protecting the now terrified Rapunzel in her room.

Will Flynn Rider come to save his Rapunzel from Jaggu dada's jalwa and her wicked mother?

Will Anandi and Gauri finally get some senses after the frying pan knock and use their heads?

Will Jaggu dada ever stop comparing his wives with any new women he meets?

Vasuja

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#194

hahahhahahahha, vasuja cannot thank you enough for the post. It is fabulous🤣 LOVED LOVED LOVED the Anandi Gauri convo
So 4th beendni for Jaggu? 😉

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vasuja

@vasuja

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#195

Originally posted by: woman11
hahahhahahahha, vasuja cannot thank you enough for the post. It is fabulous🤣 LOVED LOVED LOVED the Anandi Gauri convo
So 4th beendni for Jaggu? 😉

Thanks Antara. Actually after seeing tu tu main main fight between Anandi and gauri I literally wanted to smack their head and that inspired my post...

Between Rapunzel will not be the 4 th beendini. Flynn rider will save her and even if he couldn't her wicked mom will finally find her out. She is wicked but not so wicked to leave her with jaggu😆😆

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Picasso9

@Picasso9

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#196

Originally posted by: vasuja

Thanks Antara. Actually after seeing tu tu main main fight between Anandi and gauri I literally wanted to smack their head and that inspired my post...

Between Rapunzel will not be the 4 th beendini. Flynn rider will save her and even if he couldn't her wicked mom will finally find her out. She is wicked but not so wicked to leave her with jaggu😆😆

How about a 'Ga-dha beendhni for J's number 4???

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shivani9

@shivani9

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#197

wowww a brilliiant ⭐️ post👍🏼 I need to catch up on so much news 😃 I am really really tempted to watch this show 😳

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shivani9

@shivani9

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#198

To the media manager Ankitji,

Dear Sir,

Could you please elaborate the product (term) ABS. I am impatient and wud love 2 know what it means😛 BTW if u wudnt cud I suggest please make a glosary of such terms for the conveinience of newcomers like me plzzz.

Many thanks.
Kind Regards.

Shivani

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ankit111

@ankit111

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#199

Originally posted by: ladybird9
To the media manager Ankitji,

Dear Sir,

Could you please elaborate the product (term) ABS. I am impatient and wud love 2 know what it means😛 BTW if u wudnt cud I suggest please make a glosary of such terms for the conveinience of newcomers like me plzzz.

Many thanks.
Kind Regards.

Shivani

dear miss shivani,
ABS is Adultery Brand Sindoor. Another invention of great Dr JAGGU Dada, who experimented on Dr. Gauri. The difference between FBS and ABS is FBS give u license to perform all husband rit DUTY FREE openly, ABS give the same SECRETLY. 😆 thanx for ur interest. If u need further details feel free to write us
Media Manager FBS corporation
Ankit

Edited by ankit111 - 14 years ago