Jetsar Times:Archive - Page 18

Originally posted by: vasuja

Pjyo tel add ke peeche kya bada shatiyantr rachaya hein Jaggu dada ne😆

Originally posted by: vasuja

JETSAR TIMES

ZHOR KA JATKA

Looks like the daactar Gauri is getting zor ka jatkaas frequently these days. The only legal/illegal bahu had lot of problem in getting acceptance stamps. Daactar Gauri who was upset was further enraged when Munni Gausa joined Anandi in the ladli bahu status and walked around the haveli serving teas 15 times a day. While Anandi and Munni have no trouble sharing their romantic encounters with Jaggu dada and laugh at his gissa pitta style and phatichar performance, daactar Gauri is not able to do the same.

Daactar Gauri was getting zhor ka jatkas from the entire Singh family from day 1. But being a wood head it did not have any asar and she was prancing around flashing all her 32 teeth in her trademark crocodile smile. But things have not been going well for Daactar beendini, her hubby has started showing more attraction for his other two beendinis lately. He seem to not get over Anandi ki gungaat vala chehra and Munni ki sharmili aanke. He has been asking Gauri to dip his hand in adrakh chai to fanaticize about Anandi or else had asked her to wear horn wala hair band to imagine Munni instead of her when they want to be intimate'Being the wood head she is she initially did all this thinking Jaggu dada has weird tastes in ahem, but recently it looks like there has been a crack in wood head and her realization of Jaggu dada's imaginations have given her zhor ka jatkas.

Family members understanding her weakness have started blowing up Jaggu-anandi &Jaggu-munni romantic photos and hang it everywhere giving her more jatkas. But the ultimate Jatka was when Jaggu caressed Gauri's fake horns and said "meri pyaari Munni".It seems that this final jatka has made a deep impact on her wood head and she has started asking Jaggu dada his most dreaded question that is to define his love/friendship/pyaar status for Anandi & Munni. Even jaggu dada's shifty eyes has no romantic asar on Gauri and these days he fakes tiredness and sleep in Daactar Gauri's room.

Will the ultimate jatka completely crack daactar Gauri's wooden head?

If not how many jatkas will she need to restart her dormant brains?

Will Jaggu dada change his gissa pitta style romance and try something new?

Will Makkan Kaka get a break from shifting beendini bags to and fro from jaggu dada room?

Will Jaggu dada ever think of the beendini he is with rather than the beendini who he is not with at that particular moment?

Bade haveli mushkils seem endless but Munni Gausa has found a new solution to solve the issues..she has short circuited all the electrical equipments at home and has ordered everyone other than daactar Gauri to avoid them hoping one day daactar Gauri will get a zhor ka jatka for real, cracks her head and stops giving the ever dreaded crocodile smile.

Originally posted by: woman11

vasuja, the pics you posted in the previous articles are now gone. What a loss for Jetsar Times, can we please have them back...check the previous pages...is it somebody's saajish?😭

Originally posted by: pjyo

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Shadayantra toh rachaa thaa jagiya ne but flop ho gaya when his 3 beendnis complained...😉

Anandi😭"Humen naa liya apne jagat tel ke advertisement ke liye,bathaya bhi nahi"

Gauri😡,"Agar tv pe yeh advertisement naa aatha jab mein anandi se ladd rahi thi for 😉'Mera haq of The Remote control', toh tum toh mujhey bathathey hi nahi jagat ,jaise anandi ko hide kiya 5years😵 bhagyasree ko patha nahi kithney saal hide karthey"...

Munni gau saa ,"Bhagyasree😲 HAIILLAA😲😲😲,wohi waali naa jisne bola thhaa 'kaboothar ja ja' ,patha nahi kal mujhse bolegi' Gau ja ja ja'"..

Jagya/jagat,"Naa beendniiyoon,you dont have to worry this time..RELAXX😎..Maine try maari thhi apne FBC brand sindoor ke liye but woh already contract sign karr chuki hai "HIMALAYA BRAND SINDOOR" kaa..That brand is sooo boring🥱,tikaau and even comes with a lifetime warranty..🥱..

so i cant use my FBS brand sindoor there...so lets not fight,its my teatime beendniis...Anandi- Tum chai laao..Gauri- remote do mujhey ,i have to watch 'ratan kaa swayamwar' for my next scheme.😈...Gau dear- more milk aaj paneer pakode kaa mood hai"...😆