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Suchi-

@Suchi-

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Posted: 14 years ago

#11

HAHAH excellent posts o o I wanna join too.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 14 years ago

#12

likho likho yaar. you guys are so imaginative. better than so called CVs!!!

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

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Posted: 14 years ago

#13

'Ek Sindoor Salaaa Aadmi ko Hatela bana detha hai..."

Jetsar Times

Suchitra-

It has been recently reported that, Rajasthan, a land known for its Desert Conditions has witnessed the phenomenal flood-like water body emerging from central area of Jetsar, a village known for its revolutionary product FBS.

The 'Duhayi-water' as its now called by the locals, seemed to come from the badi haveli in Jetsar after the surprise visit of a handsome doctor Mr. Jagat Singh.

Rumor has it that the Duhayi water has the same properties that emerge from the tear duct of human body but we cannot be sure until our reporters reach the effected area.

'It was unbelievable. We always could hear screaming and yelling from the haveli , but never did the Duhayi-Water come out of the mansion with such force' says Shoor singh, a local from Jetsar

'Yes, Yes majisa is known to bring out some good amount of the 'you know what'. We could never speak out against it as our cattles have died trying to drink from it. She is scary' said leelawathi , a scared villager as she veiled her face from the camera.

The locals seem to be afraid of the Badi Haveli. It seems the water of such nature emerge in a very common fashion yet no one seems to have the guts to report it to the officials fearing the ever scary Majisa.

The handsome doctor , who is also known have some eye problem has arrived with an equally dashing damsel.

Could they be the source of the new Duhaayi Water?

Time will tell.

Signing out

Suchitra

Jetsar Times

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deep153134

@deep153134

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#14

To,

The Editor-in-Chief

Jetsar Times

From,

Deep153134

Enthusiastic Reader of Jetsar Times.

Dear Sir/ Madam,

I have Just written a Poem on the Issues mentioned in the News.

Is there a column with the newspaper where Readers posts can be PubliIshed?

Hope for a section in JETSAR TIMES for Poems, illustrated cartoons and Horoscope.

Want to see Horoscope for the people of Jetsar .

Thanking you,

Yours Failthful Reader,

Deep153134

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sonali_dg

@sonali_dg

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: woman11
Jetsar Times:
15 June 2011

A gang of blackmailers have been arrested from the old fort in Jetsar for blackmailing Kalyani Devi's grandson Jagdish Singh with a video that contained his intimate scenes with his first wife Anandi. Regarding the blackmailing episode, Jagdish said, "Someone is trying to frame me. All the images in that video are manipulated and nothing like that happened in reality. Anandi and I are just good friends." [Here is the video exclusively for our readers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeYYhwuud_c ]
Jagdish's first wife Anandi refused to comment on the video and mentioned she will keep supporting Jagdish in whatever he does. However, our source tells us that Anandi has recently been awarded for her all time record marks in the medical entrance exams and has donated the money to an organization that spies on Rajasthani village boys going off to Mumbai.

In the meanwhile, the release of the video had disturbed Jagdish's present wife, Gauri, so much that she was rushed to the psychiatric ward for immediate treatment. She is under sedation and the doctor has prescribed a daily dose of aarti, tea-making and samosa-making for her fast recovery. Incidentally, Jagdish and Gauri are already charged with misuse of their medical license, wrong diagnosis and attempt to murder for administering powerful cardiac drugs on Kalyani Devi without proper examination.

In another news, Gehna Singh has been made a honorary member of the FAW (Forum of Abandoned Wives) and is invited to speak about the techniques of handling a second wife. Makhan Singh and Nandkishore Singh will accompany her for live demonstration. The event will be telecast live is expected to attract thousands of viewers.

Keep tuned in for more news only on Jetsar Times😃

@ Bold ---🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
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woman11

@woman11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#16

Jetsar Times: New Announcements

Jetsar Times is very happy to announce that we have two new correspondents reporting for the paper---vasuja and Suchi. Vasuja is the chief marketing executive of Jetsar's famous multinational company FBS corporation and we are very happy to offer her the position of our financial reporter. She will be updating us on the proceedings of FBS corporation.

We are very happy to welcome suchi as a special correspondent for Jetsar Times. Welcome to the JT family. We have other positions open for correspondents. Please apply as soon as possible.

Along with this, we are also happy to announce that we will be soon opening a horoscope section for JT. The position is currently open and we are looking for a qualified astrologer who can efficiently predict the daily horoscope of the Jetsar celebrities. Please apply as soon as possible.

We will be happy to publish all creative works by our valued readers. Please feel free to share your poems, columns or open letters to our Jetsar celebrities on this post.

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: ankit111
I just watched the video. I hd not watched these episodes. But I must say, jogia hs given the meaning of friendship a new hight 😆 😆 use lagta hai 22nd century me Jane ki kuchh jyada hi hadbadi hai 😆 😆 😆 just interesting after watching this video still people believe in Jogia word?? Isi liye bolta hun KISIKI BATON ME NA AAO, APNI AKAL LAGAO 😆 😆 😆

ankit111, would you like to be our sports editor and update us on the current exciting cricket series of de danadan trophy? we will be happy to offer you the position and have your expert comments on the match of the decade.

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lallulal2010

@lallulal2010

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Posted: 14 years ago

#18

Lallu TV,

India-Forums,

World Wide Web.

The Proprietor,

Jatesar Times,

Balika-Vadhu Forum,

India-Forums.com,

World Wide Web.

Hi, this is Vidushi aka lallulal2010 from Lallu TV. My news channel would be honored at being collaborated with the esteemed Jatesar Times for Balika Vadhu forum.

Regards,

Vidushi,

lallulal2010.

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#19

Welcome Vidushi to our lil family : )

and Thank you Woman for letting me be a part of Jetsar time : )

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#20

FAX

ATTENTION PROPRIETOR, JETSAR TIMES

REPORTING LIVE SUCHI

It has come to our attention that Majisa has regained her voice. She is carefully examining the enemy font and schemed successfully in trapping the new damsel in distress, who apparently had entered the Fortress with a Mission. The details about the Mission has not been yet revealed.

Another exciting report is that, there as been a lot of commotion going on outside the Fortress. People have reported to have spotted a blurr, which has now taken control of the situation inside.

Who is this Blurr?

Our source tells us that the Blurr is also known by the name of Wonder Woman. They have been expecting Wonder Woman to take charge very soon. Though the real identity of Wonder Woman is not revealed, its secretly known that she is none other than Anandi.

IN the morning a pure, simple innocent ghagra wearing village simpleton, by Night

Wonder Woman.

With all the confusion, Three Questions Arise!

What is the real game plan of Majisa?

Who will succeed? Majisa or D.I.D ( damsel in distress)

Does wonder woman really wear a bikini inside her ghagra?

Suchi

Jetser Times

Edited by Suchi-NivReniac - 14 years ago