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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#41

Originally posted by: woman11
Jetsar Times:
The No Nonsense News
15 June 2011

A gang of blackmailers have been arrested from the old fort in Jetsar for blackmailing Kalyani Devi's grandson Jagdish Singh with a video that contained his intimate scenes with his first wife Anandi. Regarding the blackmailing episode, Jagdish said, "Someone is trying to frame me. All the images in that video are manipulated and nothing like that happened in reality. Anandi and I are just good friends." [Here is the video exclusively for our readers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeYYhwuud_c ]
Jagdish's first wife Anandi refused to comment on the video and mentioned she will keep supporting Jagdish in whatever he does. However, our source tells us that Anandi has recently been awarded for her all time record marks in the medical entrance exams and has donated the money to an organization that spies on Rajasthani village boys going off to Mumbai.

In the meanwhile, the release of the video had disturbed Jagdish's present wife, Gauri, so much that she was rushed to the psychiatric ward for immediate treatment. She is under sedation and the doctor has prescribed a daily dose of aarti, tea-making and samosa-making for her fast recovery. Incidentally, Jagdish and Gauri are already charged with misuse of their medical license, wrong diagnosis and attempt to murder for administering powerful cardiac drugs on Kalyani Devi without proper examination.

In another news, Gehna Singh has been made a honorary member of the FAW (Forum of Abandoned Wives) and is invited to speak about the techniques of handling a second wife. Makhan Singh and Nandkishore Singh will accompany her for live demonstration. The event will be telecast liveand is expected to attract thousands of viewers.

Keep tuned in for more news only on Jetsar Times😃

@ bold ....this is my fav part so I highlighted it wow ..yes samosa making would make her recover fast 👏😆😆😆😆😆

@woman 11

wonderful ..innovative👏👏👏👏

Hilarious😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#42

Jetsar Times
16th June, 2011
Antara (woman11)

A startling breakthrough has been made in the Jagdish Singh blackmailing case. Under rigorous interrogation, the blackmailers confessed that they had actually been hired by Kalyani Devi who gave them the videos and asked them to blackmail Jagdish for leaving Gauri. When our correspondent questioned Kalyani Devi about her involvement, she suddenly had another cardiac arrest and fainted instantly. The case is still under investigation and the police is probing into Kalyani Devi's possible association with the case. Meanwhile, the police found a whole bunch of these blackmailing videos from the gang, many of which are already leaked out and becoming viral on the internet. Here is a glance into the other videos, exclusively for our readers. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3gnmZY9ek ], http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRyRvJdPycU&feature=related ]

On the other hand, Gauri Singh has now regained consciousness and is showing signs of recovery after she was allowed to make her first adrak tea in the haveli kitchen. "The tea was horrible, but we all drank it with a smile," said Sumitra Devi, explaining that they did not want to mess with Gauri any more. Apart from the kitchen duties, Gauri has also been entrusted with the chores of washing the clothes, polishing the shoes and cleaning the house. A beaming Gauri tells us the treatment is definitely working.

In the meanwhile, the doctor has confirmed that Gauri's sudden psychiatric attack was triggered not only by the Jagdish-Anandi video but also another incident. Apparently, Gauri had tried to feed some grass to the badi haveli cows but the cows had refused to eat from her hand. Makhan Singh informed us that he had heard a loud commotion in the haveli cowshed and when he reached there, he found Gauri screaming angrily and showing her marriage certificate to the cows. Sadly enough, a cow found the piece of paper appetizing and ate that up, sending Gauri into an instant psychiatric meltdown.

Another secret source informed us that Anandi Singh has recently joined a personality development training to confront the situations in the haveli. Dr. Phoolan Mewa, the renowned personality trainer in charge of Anandi, informed us that she had a hard time with Anandi in the beginning. "The girl would not stop crying," Dr. Mewa informed us, "and we had to get her tear ducts operated." Apparently, the operation has helped the training sessions immensely and Anandi is now showing marked signs of growing a stronger personality. She is however upset about losing her rights to make adrak tea in the haveli kitchen and Dr. Mewa has arranged for special tea sessions in the clinic as a part of her training.

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#43

@ woman ...

wow The cow part was too hillarious😆😆😆 ...cow eating her marriage certificate 🤣🤣

wow wonderfuly written ..tear ducts removed ...frm anandi's eyes ...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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chulbuli7

@chulbuli7

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#44

🤣That was Hilarious... good job 👏 !!

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#45

Antara what a lovely possttt!!!!! I feel bad for the cows!!! may be Gauri will have to sue the cows, now that her proof of marriage has been lost!

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woman11

@woman11

Voyager

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Posted: 14 years ago

#46

Suchi, i will keep my eyes on this case and update our readers of any progress. By the way, did you make in progress in your wonder woman case? Are there any new information? Do keep updating.

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ankit111

@ankit111

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#47

👏hillarious, specially marriage certificate eaten by cow😆😆😆

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#48

No news as of now.

But our reporter has to do some live updating so they will sign off for a while and probably make a come back

I hope the cows are ok after eating that certificate

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deep153134

@deep153134

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#49

To,

The Editor

Jetsar Times

I am submitting my Poem to be published in your papar.

So here it is

Ek Chutki Jagya ka Sindoor

Ek chutki Jagya ka Sindoor
aise asar kiya
ki lagaate he Dimaag ki band bajgaya !!

Tapak tapak kar padi balikaaye
Lagaane iske naam ka sindoor
Kya pata tha inko jaadu ka asar!!

Ek thi Gaon ki Chori
Dhoosri shehar ki Dactaraain
DOnon pe tha asar Same to same !!

Pehle Pehle Khoob hasaya
Pyar kiya same to same
Ghumaane leke gaya Mumbai fort Same to same !!

Jaise hi Beendni Banaake Haveli laaya
Donon ke Dimaag mein ek hee Sapna aaya
Samosa,Tamatar Chutney, Adrak chai !!

Dheere dheere asar aisa nikhla
Donon ke ankhon se Ganga Jamuna Nikhla !!

Ek thi Padi Likhi Doosri Gawar
Par Deekho na iss sindoor ka Consistency
Donon par Result Ek hi Nikhla !!

Ek ka Asar chootgaya sindoor ka
Ab doosra chaalu rakhi hai Sapnon ka
Dekh the hain Ki aage Kya hoga

Lajawwab hai sindoor Jagya ka !!

Itni consistent results aaj kal ki tablets/ medicines mein bhi nahin hoga
ki jo bhi khaaye us pe asar ek hi Hoga !!

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Rachel

@Shineon

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#50

Originally posted by: woman11

In the meanwhile, the doctor has confirmed that Gauri's sudden psychiatric attack was triggered not only due to the Jagdish-Anandi video but another incident. Apparently, Gauri had tried to feed grass to the badi haveli cows but the cows had refused to eat from her hand. Makhan Singh informed us that he had heard a loud commotion in the haveli cowshed and when he reached there, he found Gauri screaming angrily and showing her marriage certificate to the cows. Sadly enough, a cow found the piece of paper appetizing and ate that up, sending Gauri into an instant psychiatric meltdown.

OMGGG this part was hilarious, I loved the part where she showed the marriage cert to the cows🤣🤣🤣🤣. You are giving me a tummy ache here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please continue with the reports.