1.What's the difference between a novel and a book?
2.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
3.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
5.If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
6.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
7.Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they
were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
8.Do penguins have knees?
9.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when
really its coming on?
10.How come people tell you not to stand in front of an
emergency exit when if there
was an emergency surely you would run through it?
11.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore
when you can just pick them up anyway?
12.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
non-fiction section?
13.Does a two-humped camel store more water than
a one-humped camel?
14.If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
15.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
16.If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make
a vacuum in your tummy?
17.If an African elephant comes to America,
is it an African-American elephant?
18.If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other
doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
19.If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,
do they have to wear hairnets?
20.Why do sleeping pills have warning labels
that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
21.When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
22.How did Walt Disney figure out how to make
people pay to stand in lines all day?
23.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
24. y does lil birdie keep telling butter mommy secrets.
25. is ther more grass on d ground.. or more stars in d sky?
26. when paris hilton sang "stars r blind" wich stars was she
reffering to?
27.Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
28.If a king is gay and marries another guy what
is that guy to the royal family?
29.Why are red buttons always the most important?
30.How is chess considered a sport?
31.Why is it when your sleeping it's called drool
but when your awake its called spit?
32. y r u still not online?!
33. what made butter mommy feel i bunk school to stay on IF =))
34. why does butter mommy hav ash in her sig..wen she hates her
so muchh?!
35. y r boys boys n gurls gurls?
36. y am i behavin so spastic?
37. why r gandhi jee n all those patriotic ppl born on
national holidays =))
38. y cant terrorists bomb schools?
39. y am i down wid fever.. vun day b4 school reopens?
40. y do ppl make lame excuses.. "the dog ate my hw" =))
41. how many hair do u have on ur head?
42. how dyu noe u hav those many hair?
43. wud u die if u didnt pee?
44.Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
45.Can you slam a revolving door?
46.Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
47.What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
48.What shape is the sky?
49.If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
50. why r u still not hereeeeeeeeeeeeee =))
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