*New Member of the Week...Shikha!* - Page 2

Congrats Shikhaaa Sis 🤗
Enjoyyyy ur week answering the questions..esp Ambys 😆 😆

kkkkkkkkkkk im heree 😳😳..just wait fr my questions ..soon coming to IF 😆

OMGGG..Mahi..u too 😆 😆 😆
Shikha Sis..i'll arrange u the tickets and Visa..run away from here nowwwwwww 😳 😆 😆

Originally posted by: ambarinaaltaf

twinooo ur tooo muchh... 😆 yaar humaree hee Qs itnee hogaye thoo dusron ke kyaa hoge...here only its 200.. 😆 now what will oders post.. 😆 😆

i noeeeeeeeee 😆 😆 😆
bait till laila comes naa 😆 😆

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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

20.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

21.If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

22.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

23.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

24.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

25.Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

26.I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

27.If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

28.Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

29.Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

30.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

31.Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

32.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

33.Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

34.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

35.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

36.Can you cry under water?

37.How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

38.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

39.Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?

40.Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?

41.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

42.Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

43.Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?

44.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

45.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

46.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

47.Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

48.Does a clean house indicate there's a broken computer in it?

49.Do cows have calf muscles?

50.If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off?

51.Shouldn't it be, "Some things in moderation"?

52.Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

53.Aren't all generalizations false?

54.Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

55.Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?

56.Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

57.When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

58.Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

59.Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

60.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

61.If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

62.How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?

63.If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

64.Why do you think DON luvs me?

65.Why me and DON match the best?

66.Why does everyone wanna snatch my DON?

67.Why do you think India-forums has a dash in between?

68.Why do you think vijay made this site wen he has no interest in tv show?

69.Why is mahi crazy?

70.Why is amby sweet NOT?

80.Why is pinku PINK?

81.Does pink eats everythign in PINK color?

82.Why is my DON soo pretty?

83.Why do you wanna snatch my DON?

84.Why do you think the background here is white? Why not some fancy color?

85.Why do you think we talk to strangers here?

86.Why are there so lesss fonts available on IF?

87.Why do we make sigs?

88.Why do some ppl copy sigs?

89.Why doesnt vijay have a sig?

90.Will you make one for him n send him?

91.Will you change ur user id on IF?

92.Why do you think blossoms are wide?

93.Why do you think ppl alwys wanna put me into stuff... i mean butter?

94.Do you think il be chubby coz ppl call me butter everyday?

95.Do you think mahi bunks skool to stay on IF?

96.Why does mahi loves ash soo much?

97.Why do you hate kajol?

98.Does shiney ahuja shines?

99.Why does pink u call rajeev bro? is she gonna tie rakhi?

100.Why doesnt amby call pinku grandma and momma to me?



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Originally posted by: Leenasmg

OMGGG..Mahi..u too 😆 😆 😆
Shikha Sis..i'll arrange u the tickets and Visa..run away from here nowwwwwww 😳 😆 😆

no vun gets past DON soo easilyyy ..muahahahahaha
main don ki bacchii hooon... daddy don wont let her ruunnnn
n amby meri twinoo haii 😆😉