Anupamaa 03rd Apr 2024 Written Update & Daily Discussions Thread - Page 7

so, I moved to this part of the world when Slumdog millionaire went to Oscars ... every second person who I met asked if that's how India is ... although the movie itself was good, it was such a pain explaining to everyone how that's not the whole India but a part of India ...

US walo, if you ever watch this kind of episode/insta reel/tiktok or whatever, please don't make our lives a hell asking - is this how your country is! NO!

we don't mock each other in our homes all the time ... there is no groupism in our houses, we are a family ... yes, we do speak broken English at times since its not our first language (most importantly we speak many languages not one) but we constantly try to improve ... my mum took veta spoken English classes in her late 50s ... she learned some basic English ... I mean, its hard to help people who are in self-pity mode all the time like this FL here ... being today's no.1 hindi tv show, have some responsibility to show good of India as well and not this nonsense ... spread some positivity I say

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

This was a legendary speech, thought of documenting 😂

But on a side note, writing in Maa’s pronunciations these days has made my typing like that, my phone has started autocorrecting hai as hey and half of my whatsapp messages go wrong these days, 🤦🏻‍♀️

Just for some good laughter, do watch this one my fav part from today 😂

https://x.com/eeessoe/status/1775357019467207035?s=46

Itne din se upma amreeka mein padi hai but haven't bothered to take up a basic English course n correct her pronunciation n yeh aurat chali hai International competition mein part lene ? How will she communicate when she doesn't even know the basic English ?

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

Maa zones out remembering Mishter Shah and Toshu’s words, there is not one single moment in this woman’s life where she is not remembering Mishter Shah

Judge 1 - Anupamaa Joshi…Anupamaa Joshi….5 times he calls her name and screams loudly

Maa - Haan Sir, Sir Sir…Su, Surri Sir, Su Suri..Suri Suri Suri…I …Suri…Namaste Sir! I am Onupoma Joshi.

Judge asks Maa, are you all ears?

Maa - Hon?
Judge - I said are you all ears?

Maa - No, I have ear, I have eyes, nose, mouth, hand, leg, I am phull sir!🤦🏻‍♀️

Not only ears I am phull.

But Surprise, Judge 2 speaks Hindi 🤦🏻‍♀️

Says, I meant aap kya kaane ke dish leke aaye hai?

Ma’am presents the most basic and easiest Sweet dish as Royal Piece from India (Shahi Tukda) and gives a speech on Indians loving Milk and foreigners loving bread & how Indians treat people with sweet when meeting for the first time.

Judge 3 - Tell me something about yourself?

Maa - Myself Onupoma Joshi

Judge 2, that is your name, he meant apne baare mein kuch bataye

Maa - I..I am a Maaaaa…I am a doghter, I am a a doghter in loww (KISKI?), I am lot off relason! But phirsht, I am a Ooman, in India woman only do cooking, phull day, cooking for phemily, phor everyone husband everyone phor children, cooking cooking cooking cooking….but men not cook, some men cook haan…very good, beshht…but mosht men not cook, et owl (at all), woman hey jo cooking

Sayad poori duniya mein aisa hota hoga, phull world…woman cooking…country dipherent, but woman same only no?

All Indian girls when little, they play with kitchen sait, rasoi rasoi they play…so they become beshht phriend with kitchen from smoll only, pakki saheli ban jaati hey rasoi or ladkiya, bachpan se hi!

For Indian, phood not only phor pait pooja…not only phor shtomach, it is Pooja, worship, we even have Goddess phor phood! (Pls say mey hi hu wo Devi)

Maa Annapurna Devi! And every woman, every person who do cooking has smoll part, ansh…of Maa Annapurna!

When woman become mother, she has to cook phor her children, every time, phasht phasht cook, new new cook…dish….phor children….so every Mummy…Shuper ishtar Cheph, in her kitchen, phor her children…beshht Chef! ….Ae Ji Ji Reeeee!!!

I ishtand here today phrom all Mummies, Mey har uss Mummy ki taraf se aayi hu jise kabhi bhi rasoi se bahar nikalne ka moka nahi milta, but they are beshht Cheph, phor every child! Mummy…beshhht …Cheph!
I also Mummy, I also, one of them!

Prophesonally I work in Ispice & Chutney…phamus Indian Reshtorent, here…in New Yerk! Second Cheph!

Also I have phood chennel Joshi Ben ki Rasoi, 1 M plus phollower….I not have much commercial experience, but Maa hona hi yahan par, iss compitison mein sabse bada tajurba hey, big experience…Motherhood.

Jo Orat din raat bass khana hi banati rehti thi apne saas sasur ke liye, apne pati ke liye, apne bachchon ke liye….wo kisi bhi compitison mein hissa le sakti hey, kisi bhi chellenge ke liye…Su Suri Suri….woman…who cooks day night phor mother in low, phather in low, husbend, children, she can phace any chellenge, any compitison!

Mother ijj always ready phor any chellenge, any compitison!

Judge 1 - What about the language barrier? You don’t understand us, we don’t understand you?

Maa - Sir in this show lenguege not Hindi, Gujrati, Englis…No…

Judge - Then what is the language of this show? (Wait abhi Maa will explain the judges about their show!)

Maa - Tashte! Swaad! The lenguage of this show is tashte…and everybody in the world underishtands this lenguege! I underishtands, you underishtands, you underishtands….we all speak thisss…Tashte ijj all lenguege…everyone’s lenguege…haan toh kaam chal jayega…muttlub I will menege Sir!

Judge 3 - Okay so last question! Why are you here? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Maa - I Yem Here To Win Sir!!


BRB…I forgot my own Englis after this essay on Maa & Orat! I mean Anupama talking about herself!🤦🏻‍♀️

OMG. Hats off to your patience.

Aaj bade saare koschens hain:

Suppose there is a person from the non-Hindi speaking belt of India participating in MasterChef India telecast on a Hindi Channel.

1. Is that absolutely fine?

Suppose there is a person who is purely vegetarian (like Anupama) participating in MasterChef India.

1. Is it OK for Anupama to be allowed non-Meat/non-egg alternatives during the competition?

Originally posted by: zohakhan7

Itne din se upma amreeka mein padi hai but haven't bothered to take up a basic English course n correct her pronunciation n yeh aurat chali hai International competition mein part lene ? How will she communicate when she doesn't even know the basic English ?

No. You see she is a Ma and that is a the highest and the most greatest achievements needed to become a chef.

She doesn't need to learn English because taste and food quality matters and there is no need to understand what the required ingredients are called in English. There is no need to describe the dish you made in English- because she is a Maa and whatever she makes will be the bessht only.

Ma ko bachpan se Amrika aana tha but Ma ko nahi pata ki Emgkish bhaasha bolted hain Amrika me or ab Pata chal bhi gaya toh what's the use - she is a Maa and that should be it.

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

AP you are going to love this!!

Gundo ne dhongi Bapuji ki dhulayi kar di!

Kaunsi company ke purje fit hai iss buddhe mei..isse kuch hota hi nahi hai.

Aadya hospital mei, didi hospital mei but yeh Buddha pitne ke baad woh bhi iss age mei Ghar par bolo.

Yeh bhi girta tabhi hai, jab aas paas koi ho

Originally posted by: Bodhianveshika

Aaj bade saare koschens hain:

Suppose there is a person from the non-Hindi speaking belt of India participating in MasterChef India telecast on a Hindi Channel.

1. Is that absolutely fine?

Suppose there is a person who is purely vegetarian (like Anupama) participating in MasterChef India.

1. Is it OK for Anupama to be allowed non-Meat/non-egg alternatives during the competition?

Viji Raj" in MasterChef India season 6 ... she is from Tamil Nadu, a homecook who used to cook/offer maid services ... Hindi is not a predominant language in Chennai, they dont learn Hindi in schools either ... at least from what I have heard ... she spoke in whatever Hindi she knew and there were times when she said she doesn't know what it is called in Hindi and the judges tried to understand the language she spoke ... in cases when she couldn't name something, she was asked to describe it in her words and there was one time, she went to an elimination round only because she didn't know what it was called in Hindi ... it was fair at least according to me because she was given many chances in different ways and since it was a Hindi show, she had to oblige by the rules

#2
in Season 7, there was again another lady "Aruna Vijay" basically from Gujrat, but raised in Tamil nadu who cooked ONLY vegetarian ... there was one challenge with eggs and she had to use immunity pin to stay out of that challenge ... and a few other times, she was allowed to pick a different protein instead of meat ... and this was a topic of discussion and judges were criticized for doing this on Twitter

but mind you, this wont happen in international competitions ... at least not something I have heard of

we all know what can happen in Onupamaa world ... she will give long bhashan overcome both scenarios and judges will smile, look at one another and hand over the trophy to her, and her broken hand will heal instantly, and a a a aaaa aaaaa anupamaa will play on the background

Originally posted by: Dee-Dee

Maa zones out remembering Mishter Shah and Toshu’s words, there is not one single moment in this woman’s life where she is not remembering Mishter Shah

Judge 1 - Anupamaa Joshi…Anupamaa Joshi….5 times he calls her name and screams loudly

Maa - Haan Sir, Sir Sir…Su, Surri Sir, Su Suri..Suri Suri Suri…I …Suri…Namaste Sir! I am Onupoma Joshi.

Judge asks Maa, are you all ears?

Maa - Hon?
Judge - I said are you all ears?

Maa - No, I have ear, I have eyes, nose, mouth, hand, leg, I am phull sir!🤦🏻‍♀️

Not only ears I am phull.

But Surprise, Judge 2 speaks Hindi 🤦🏻‍♀️

Says, I meant aap kya kaane ke dish leke aaye hai?

Ma’am presents the most basic and easiest Sweet dish as Royal Piece from India (Shahi Tukda) and gives a speech on Indians loving Milk and foreigners loving bread & how Indians treat people with sweet when meeting for the first time.

Judge 3 - Tell me something about yourself?

Maa - Myself Onupoma Joshi

Judge 2, that is your name, he meant apne baare mein kuch bataye

Maa - I..I am a Maaaaa…I am a doghter, I am a a doghter in loww (KISKI?), I am lot off relason! But phirsht, I am a Ooman, in India woman only do cooking, phull day, cooking for phemily, phor everyone husband everyone phor children, cooking cooking cooking cooking….but men not cook, some men cook haan…very good, beshht…but mosht men not cook, et owl (at all), woman hey jo cooking

Sayad poori duniya mein aisa hota hoga, phull world…woman cooking…country dipherent, but woman same only no?

All Indian girls when little, they play with kitchen sait, rasoi rasoi they play…so they become beshht phriend with kitchen from smoll only, pakki saheli ban jaati hey rasoi or ladkiya, bachpan se hi!

For Indian, phood not only phor pait pooja…not only phor shtomach, it is Pooja, worship, we even have Goddess phor phood! (Pls say mey hi hu wo Devi)

Maa Annapurna Devi! And every woman, every person who do cooking has smoll part, ansh…of Maa Annapurna!

When woman become mother, she has to cook phor her children, every time, phasht phasht cook, new new cook…dish….phor children….so every Mummy…Shuper ishtar Cheph, in her kitchen, phor her children…beshht Chef! ….Ae Ji Ji Reeeee!!!

I ishtand here today phrom all Mummies, Mey har uss Mummy ki taraf se aayi hu jise kabhi bhi rasoi se bahar nikalne ka moka nahi milta, but they are beshht Cheph, phor every child! Mummy…beshhht …Cheph!
I also Mummy, I also, one of them!

Prophesonally I work in Ispice & Chutney…phamus Indian Reshtorent, here…in New Yerk! Second Cheph!

Also I have phood chennel Joshi Ben ki Rasoi, 1 M plus phollower….I not have much commercial experience, but Maa hona hi yahan par, iss compitison mein sabse bada tajurba hey, big experience…Motherhood.

Jo Orat din raat bass khana hi banati rehti thi apne saas sasur ke liye, apne pati ke liye, apne bachchon ke liye….wo kisi bhi compitison mein hissa le sakti hey, kisi bhi chellenge ke liye…Su Suri Suri….woman…who cooks day night phor mother in low, phather in low, husbend, children, she can phace any chellenge, any compitison!

Mother ijj always ready phor any chellenge, any compitison!

Judge 1 - What about the language barrier? You don’t understand us, we don’t understand you?

Maa - Sir in this show lenguege not Hindi, Gujrati, Englis…No…

Judge - Then what is the language of this show? (Wait abhi Maa will explain the judges about their show!)

Maa - Tashte! Swaad! The lenguage of this show is tashte…and everybody in the world underishtands this lenguege! I underishtands, you underishtands, you underishtands….we all speak thisss…Tashte ijj all lenguege…everyone’s lenguege…haan toh kaam chal jayega…muttlub I will menege Sir!

Judge 3 - Okay so last question! Why are you here? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Maa - I Yem Here To Win Sir!!


BRB…I forgot my own Englis after this essay on Maa & Orat! I mean Anupama talking about herself!🤦🏻‍♀️

@bold Italics

Didn't I tell you yesterday this would be her reply...

Dee dee Ben...

Yeh dekho Amreeca

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