If I were Anooj for whatever reason or our souls get exchanged then I would do the following:
I would put Upma in her place and give her a huge reality check
I would ban her from meeting the TamaShahs
I would teach her how to speak properly
I would humiliate the TamaShahs at every given instance
I would namecall TamaShahs and call them Dukhmukh, Guttermouth, Ravanraj, Makkhi to their faces
I would kick the TamaShahs out if they dared to visit my house
I would treat sensible characters like Rakhi, Malti nicely
I would kick out freeloaders like Makkhi, Adick, Kidnapper Kid, BB, AB
I would threaten to destroy Shah Shanty and make TamaShahs homeless if they dare to misbehave with me
I would go mad if anyone dared to hurt CA and would make their life hell
I would secretly help Balti Devi to become a great dancer again
I would remarry if Upma disobeys me and runs to the TamaShahs and Raja Van
I would toss Upma to Amreeka and destroy her passport or alternatively I’d take my wealth and move to Amreeka with CA and would leave Upma and TamaShahs homeless begging on the street.
Now wouldn’t I be a better Anooj than the current one Soori Nut Soori