If I were Anooj - Page 2

Originally posted by: Asur

If I were Anooj, I would divorce Anupa and cut all ties with her and other Shahs. I will run as far away from them as possible🏃🏻‍♂️

Asur ji shayad aap bhool gaye.... In Anupamaaverse, after divorce one lives with ex-in-laws.

So Majboor Shah will be living in the storeroom of K Dharamshala (which he has transfered in Meri Vanraj ki Anu's name) and dutifully serving DukhLi as they're his Baa-Bapuji

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

Asur ji shayad aap bhool gaye.... In Anupamaaverse, after divorce one lives with ex-in-laws.

So Majboor Shah will be living in the storeroom of K Dharamshala (which he has transfered in Meri Vanraj ki Anu's name) and dutifully serving DukhLi as they're his Baa-Bapuji

I hope I never be like him but if I were him, I would give the Orat Mukti Morcha ki President a 1000 page bhashan - give her a recap of last two yrs, how happy I used to be and what has she converted me into, remind her all abuses and insults and maar peet by Shahs and how she stood mute like a dumb person, how she never prioritised me and CA and the house & family, how all they talk walk breathe eat is Shahs Baa Bapuji Bachhe Mishter Shah. How she is a dual faced, hypocrite.

After the bhashan throw her out from Kapadia House and close the door on her face forever, haath jodke ask her to never come back and let us live in peace. Oh and with her throw out Pakhi beta too

if i were anuj i would have done setting with kavya who is best than pama

Originally posted by: Criticiser

If I were Anooj for whatever reason or our souls get exchanged then I would do the following:

I would put Upma in her place and give her a huge reality check

I would ban her from meeting the TamaShahs

I would teach her how to speak properly

I would humiliate the TamaShahs at every given instance

I would namecall TamaShahs and call them Dukhmukh, Guttermouth, Ravanraj, Makkhi to their faces

I would kick the TamaShahs out if they dared to visit my house

I would treat sensible characters like Rakhi, Malti nicely

I would kick out freeloaders like Makkhi, Adick, Kidnapper Kid, BB, AB

I would threaten to destroy Shah Shanty and make TamaShahs homeless if they dare to misbehave with me

I would go mad if anyone dared to hurt CA and would make their life hell

I would secretly help Balti Devi to become a great dancer again

I would remarry if Upma disobeys me and runs to the TamaShahs and Raja Van

I would toss Upma to Amreeka and destroy her passport or alternatively I’d take my wealth and move to Amreeka with CA and would leave Upma and TamaShahs homeless begging on the street.

Now wouldn’t I be a better Anooj than the current one Soori Nut Soori

Just divorcing her and returning to the US is enough.