Haldi Function ya Masalo ka Junction 😏🥱😕

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

According to MaAn haldi function,

This song should be like this

Masaleलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

Masalaलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

Masaleलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे !!

Hellooo Friends,

Maybe, you will not agree with me. “MasalaWala Haldi scene” I have neither found this scene romantic nor emotional from any angle. In fact, I felt meh about the whole idea. Women do have a life beyond kitchen. Nature has blessed us with so many other things also, so why could not those things be used as an example. BTW, Haldi function itself is a vibrant and wonderful function; milk, oil, rose water, mustard oil- according to the custom, many more things are already blended with it. So all other masalas were needed??

My feelings on MaAn Haldi function are expressed in these lines.

Badahi ho badhai

Badhai ho badhai !!

MaAn ka haldi function

aa gaya

Haldi ke saath

doosre masaalo

Ke gunn bhi bata gaya !!

Kuch kahoo isse

Pehle jaanl o

Kali mirch hai raja

Elaichi hai rani

Likhne se pehle

yeh bhi Jaan lete

Masalo ki kahani !!

Na chahte hue bhi

Jata gaya

Masalae daani

Tumhara aastitva

Rasoi

Tumhara kartvya !!

Dalcheeni mei hai sugandh

Gulaab aur chandan

Inka dharti par kya arth

Inka hona ek dum vyarth !!

Garammasala se swaad hai

Namak ka toh jeena bekaar hai

Mirchi sehi utarani thi nazar

Kaala dhaga tha kya beasar !!

Elayachi ,sauf, aamchoor tak ginaye

Heeng, methii daana yaad na aaye

Inhe kyun rakha door

Inka kya kasoor !!

Adrak hai majbooti ki misaal

Dharti,paahad, chataan

Toh bus naam se vishal !!

Haldi ka apna

ek mehtav

Saundraya ka

yeh ek tatv !!

Haldi chor kisi ek

Masale ko kahi

laga Kar toh dikhaye

Romance shabd

yaad bhi reh jaaye

Toh bataye !!

Aari baano tujhe haldi

ka ubtan lagaye

yeh na gaa kar

aari baano tujhe masalo

ka ubtan lagaye

aisa kya koi gaaye !!

Mehandi mei

Poora pariwaar le aaye

Haldi mei

Masala le aaye !!

Hume toh lage

Einstein ke baad

Inhi ka hi number aaye

Einstein kebaad

Inhi ka hi number aaye !!

P S : Intead of these things, if they show something like ki “ asli swaad jeet ka hota hai, jindagi mei kuch kar dikhane ka hota hai, lakshay ko paane ka hota hai” , toh shayad kuch logo ko inspiration milti.

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

हल्दीलगाओ रे, तेल चढ़ाओ रे

According to MaAn haldi function,

This song should be like this

Masaleलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

Masalaलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे

बन्नीका गोरा बदन दमकाओ रे

Masaleलगाओ रे,तेल चढ़ाओ रे !!

Hellooo Friends,

Maybe, you will not agree with me. “MasalaWala Haldi scene” I have neither found this scene romantic nor emotional from any angle. In fact, I felt meh about the whole idea. Women do have a life beyond kitchen. Nature has blessed us with so many other things also, so why could not those things be used as an example. BTW, Haldi function itself is a vibrant and wonderful function; milk, oil, rose water, mustard oil- according to the custom, many more things are already blended with it. So all other masalas were needed??

My feelings on MaAn Haldi function are expressed in these lines.

Badahi ho badhai

Badhai ho badhai !!

MaAn ka haldi function

aa gaya

Haldi ke saath

doosre masaalo

Ke gunn bhi bata gaya !!

Kuch kahoo isse

Pehle jaanl o

Kali mirch hai raja

Elaichi hai rani

Likhne se pehle

yeh bhi Jaan lete

Masalo ki kahani !!

Na chahte hue bhi

Jata gaya

Masalae daani

Tumhara aastitva

Rasoi

Tumhara kartvya !!

Dalcheeni mei hai sugandh

Gulaab aur chandan

Inka dharti par kya arth

Inka hona ek dum vyarth !!

Garammasala se swaad hai

Namak ka toh jeena bekaar hai

Mirchi sehi utarani thi nazar

Kaala dhaga tha kya beasar !!

Elayachi ,sauf, aamchoor tak ginaye

Heeng, methii daana yaad na aaye

Inhe kyun rakha door

Inka kya kasoor !!

Adrak hai majbooti ki misaal

Dharti,paahad, chataan

Toh bus naam se vishal !!

Haldi ka apna

ek mehtav

Saundraya ka

yeh ek tatv !!

Haldi chor kisi ek

Masale ko kahi

laga Kar toh dikhaye

Romance shabd

yaad bhi reh jaaye

Toh bataye !!

Aari baano tujhe haldi

ka ubtan lagaye

yeh na gaa kar

aari baano tujhe masalo

ka ubtan lagaye

aisa kya koi gaaye !!

Mehandi mei

Poora pariwaar le aaye

Haldi mei

Masala le aaye !!

Hume toh lage

Einstein ke baad

Inhi ka hi number aaye

Einstein kebaad

Inhi ka hi number aaye !!

P S : Intead of these things, if they show something like ki “ asli swaad jeet ka hota hai, jindagi mei kuch kar dikhane ka hota hai, lakshay ko paane ka hota hai” , toh shayad kuch logo ko inspiration milti.

I am more annoyed that he ignored tej patta and salt 😔

I guess it was because to show that Anuj appreciates the things which Vannu used to detest. But then also could have been done in a non-cringe way. Also that everyone folding their hands in front of her was 👎🏼from my side. I get the meaning that they are thanking her for her 26 years of service but again could have done in a better way.

It was just to contradict vanraj's statement about ' masale ki badboo wale hath ' and calling anupama

'masaladani'

Intention of makers not to show different types of massla but intention of makers to show give respect to house wife whose almost whole day went into kitchen and they could not apply perfume cream powder because of hectic work

In this anupama first vanraj always treat anupama like maid and anupama akso use treat vanraj as her god when she married to vanraj. So in these case anupama use to be work holic and take care of whole family and she never get time to taje care of herself

But vanraj only see anupama onion garlic ki smell of anupama bit but he never saw, her love care sacrifice

So intention of makers to show that even wife is not able to apply perfume cream powder and smell of onion garlic is coming that husband should not disrespect wife because of onion garlic smell.

Thanks for the tag kiya! 🤗Awesome as usual! 👏I didn't watch the masala haldi episode but the clips didn't give me any joy. Aise anchal me masale dalna haldi kam aur godh bharai zyada lag raha tha! Theyre going too far with the social messages and that is ruining the essence of MaAn scenes.

I can't read Hindi,so I don't understand first few lines...but yes they are going overboard with social messages...

Your poems are on point as usual🤗

Now u can transalate post in any language

Go to extreme bottom of page where there is google translate option is given band select ur desire language

Originally posted by: surabhi01

Now u can transalate post in any language

Go to extreme bottom of page where there is google translate option is given band select ur desire language

Thank you surabhi

Masala segment was completely unnecessary and weird, IMO. There is also no need to keep comparing with V’s behavior towards her every step of the way and display contrast. They could have shown the masala badboo on women who are uneducated and don’t bother about self-grooming differently.

Come to think of it, if you are smelling like onions/garlic, it can be off putting to a lot of people around you. They could have shown how Anuj coaches her to groom herself, get rid of the stinky clothes while socializing in public. If you are around your partner, know their preferences and tolerance levels. Afterall, even partners are different individuals with their own set of preferences.

V’s reaction to that instance where she smells like masala was drastic and wrong. Just because V yelled at her for stinking, they don’t have to put housewives on pedestal, equating her to mata annapoorna etc. Never elevate something higher than necessary to prove the alternative is lower. Life is not always a competition where men & women are weighed on a scale for everything.

Sam, my limited knowledge of hindi prevents me from doing full justice to appreciating your poems. Translating it ruins the original essence. But I get the gist of it. Kudos to you for always trying to put a comic spin to an otherwise mundane scene.👏

Apologies for usingyour thread to rant about my “masala” post.

Originally posted by: SmithaRam

Masala segment was completely unnecessary and weird, IMO. There is also no need to keep comparing with V’s behavior towards her every step of the way and display contrast. They could have shown the masala badboo on women who are uneducated and don’t bother about self-grooming differently.

Come to think of it, if you are smelling like onions/garlic, it can be off putting to a lot of people around you. They could have shown how Anuj coaches her to groom herself, get rid of the stinky clothes while socializing in public. If you are around your partner, know their preferences and tolerance levels. Afterall, even partners are different individuals with their own set of preferences.

V’s reaction to that instance where she smells like masala was drastic and wrong. Just because V yelled at her for stinking, they don’t have to put housewives on pedestal, equating her to mata annapoorna etc. Never elevate something higher than necessary to prove the alternative is lower. Life is not always a competition where men & women are weighed on a scale for everything.

Sam, my limited knowledge of hindi prevents me from doing full justice to appreciating your poems. Translating it ruins the original essence. But I get the gist of it. Kudos to you for always trying to put a comic spin to an otherwise mundane scene.👏

Apologies for usingyour thread to rant about my “masala” post.

I absolutely agree. Instead of pampering her and setting his callertune to "YES MA'AM", I would like to see Anuj helping her learn english and pronounce properly. I may sound rude but what is "Suri", "tank u". Even her mom could say a proper sentence. Sorry but I cannot buy that. Would have agreed if the whole area's accent is like that. I am a bengali, and I was not born and brought up in Kolkata so my accent is totally different from my relatives in Kolkata.

The show makers are going overboard in everything. Be it their romance, unnecessary lectures, dramas, closeups.