New GOTW: Jokes Mania... - Page 3

Really good one's Raksha....Funny😆

Hey Kbians would you all like to hear a construction Joke now

yes yes yes please.

Sorry, I'm still working on it🤣🤣

MRS T " Would you like to join me in a cup of TEA?"

Mr T " Don't be silly Anusha. We'd never fit. 🤣

Good ones dolly. 😆

R.S." Manju ji you know a man looses two things by the time he reaches 50..
Manju ji What are those two things

R.S One is the hair!😍

Manju ji what is the other one.

R.S I forgot!!🤣🤣

Not bad Shankar.....tum toh baade chupe rustum nikhle? I did not know you had such a wide sense of humor...I am impressed....

Mili to Nitu mili who always cries yet so brave to beat up every candiadte who tried to marry her

Abhi to R.b Hey ' Why do you have that bump on your nose!"🤣

R.B Oh I sniffed a brose".

Abhi Hey there is no b in a rose.

R.B Well there was in that one.🤣

CHANTUISM(PJ)


CHANTU went for an interview

INTERVIEWER : " Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it "

CHANTU : " yeah "

INTERVIEWER : "What is it " ??

CHANTU : " POSTBOX " !!!!!!!


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Chantu was once beaten up as a 5 yr old kid by his mom.........he got upset n was sitting out of the house the whole day.................In the evenin when his dad came home he asked Chantu " What happened " ................. CHANTU : " DUDE !!!! Listen up...... I can't adjust with ur wife anymore.................. I want my own Wife " !!!!!!!!

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...

Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Cheers !