New GOTW: Jokes Mania... - Page 4

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

laugh till ur heart content with these dailogues

That was very funny Raksha😆

Well,, take your pick It could be R.B or NAKUL for you all


A man died and went to hell. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his town's most notorious fellow R.B snuggling up to a beautiful model. 😉

"This is so unfair,," the man bellowed to the devil. "I have to roast and suffer for all eternity and that sleazy lawyer gets to spend it with her?"

"Silence!" the devil demanded jabbing his trident at the man.😵

"YOU MUST PAY YOUR PENANCE ,AND THE MODEL MUST PAY HERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"🤣🤣

THIS COUNTRY LOVES GUNS so much ,we have a salad shooter.🤣

The linguist's husband caught his wife in the arms of another man.
"Susan" he said "I am surprised!"
"No honey, I'm surprised," She corrected him"You're astonished."

A man was going through his couch the other day looking for stuff, and he scored big!! He found a BED!!!!!!!!🤣

A man and his wife were sleeping and in the middle of the night the phone rings...the wife picks up the phone and says :

A blonde jokes:

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"