WILL THE REAL SIMRAN SETHI PLEASE.....STAND UP!!! - Page 5

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

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Raksha - how about if we provide translations? The fun does lie in the language (and we all cry ourselves silly from laughing!!), so for everyone who missed out:

Ki furk painda ae! Tainu dusni aan mujj meri! Tu thair te sai! Aan raina mein vuddi sotti lai ke! Judd pai gi na tainu, te daadian nu chudd, purdaadian di yaad ai gi!!

Kya furruk pudta hai?! Aa batati hoon tujhe meri bhains! Tu ruk to sahi. Main aa rahin hoon budi soti leke ... jub tere ko pade gi, to daadi ko chod, purdaadi ki yaad aye gi!

vadiya kudiye .. kini mithi boli bolni ae 😉 .. menu Abhi milya ae .. koi vi sota te dadiyan di galaan usnu mere ton alag nahin kar sakdi .. Abhi nu Simran chaidi ae n menu Abhi .. gal khatam.. ab tusi sare lad de raho .. 😆

Bahut budiya ludki! Kitni meethi boli bolti hai tu ... mere ko Abhi mila hai ... koi bhi soti ya daadi ki baten usko mere se alag nahin kur sakti ... abhi ko Simran chahiye aur mujhe Abhi ... baat khuttum ... ab tum sare ladte raho!

hote agar ghalib zinda to unke peeche main padti
unse zabardast kism ka ishq main ladati

Kyon Yasu? Iska bundobast kara de hum?!! Sun ... seedha Nakul ke yahan ja ... unhone tere ko chai pe bulaya hai ... yaad hai na? Meri boli to sirf sula deti hai ... uski to big-time hosh uda deti hai (remember: lethal injection?) ... seedhi pahaunch jai gi - Ghalib ki god mein! Humara to chutkara ho ga na!! That'll be one less pest I have to deal with ... uh ... I mean ... that'll be one less pest Abhi has to deal with 😃

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

ab kal ke epi mein dekhna aayenge na MERE abhi ke Na-Kool bhaiyya .... whaddya suppose is gonna happen??

Whaddya mean?!! I'm going to vote for the plot veering off the highway thus (Abhi's accident is going to pale in comparison):

1. Nakul witnesses the lovers' rendezvous among the half dying mums 😔, and in KB fashion has a fit and enters a unidirectional coma

the guy is either myopic or was distracted by the dying mums.... how come i can see the neighbors backyard beyond the lake on a dull gray day and Naa-Kool has to practically walk in on the awesum dude b4 he realizes hes there.......... n that too when he was wearing the white(?😕) jacket. Sleep walking perhaps??

2. Daadi finds out and lamentations begin that put Manju's lamentations to shame (she's already dressed in funereal white so at least that part is taken care of)

are we supposed to think shes regal?? and is there any excuse for her behavior?? she calls simi her bahu, gives her those ugly kangan, then unilaterally decides ki roka tab hoga jaane kya kab hoga........ err hello simi is a ladki u know......... like moi and not a bhains like tum sub abhi ki bhains :D
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3. Mr S. is beside himself - what with a comatose male and a snivelling female - until he realizes that (with my blessings), Abhi is proposing to Simi and accepts on the latter's behalf (he's not especially struck by the diamond ring ... which reminds me, where did Abhi get the moola to buy that? But there I go again ... looking for ungaping holes 😔 )
either mr. s was comatose today or the insomina was getting to him, just sat there smiling while dadi arranged his entire familys future

4. Neetu is all set to run off with his Wicky(edness) but while the latter has both a roof and a job, it's not anything that she is accustomed to, so he's going to teach her the fine art of petty thievery ... they can start by pilfering Nakul's credit cards

pshaw! so not interested in this tiresome twosome

Howzzat? 😃
started writing 3 hrs bak posting now......... rani ki wajah se 😆

Originally posted by: femmedivine

oh God! so here we are back to round hole 1....talk of grazing animals in literary channels.(hafta stop rhyming..u guys have me goin at in my sleep..pondering thoughts way to deep...C wot i mean!!)

todays's episode was one where the title of this thread fits so apt..ly!!! simran sethi...please for virtuousness/goodness/seriousness/graciousness/stoicness/tortuousness/loch ness sake...set an example..be assertive!!

while she is being assertive can she also be agressive/accusative/adjudicative/adumbrative/protective..........

there is the whole issue of family maryada et al,but here is a guy who is going way out of bounds to take care of you and yours in great and little ways..whose love for you is so divine(add femme to that abhi u dolt..and lets end this faux katha here man!!)...ly cute, and u act like a great gludgeon..ly WIMP!!
Abhi is ok with this coz he knows its a faux katha and IRL he has moi


i would have said ..in true bambaiya ishtyle..to the monochromatic dancing doll daadi(those dolls whose heads shake one way and their bodies the other..daadi's head shakes do remind me of 'em)..that HATA SAAWAN KI GHATA..and run for the hills!!

GOd this made me crack up, i actually had a second dekho at daadi after reading this......... n ur so right 😆


yeah.. i knows that the latter is wishful, dreamful,soulful,bowlful(STOP!)..thinking,but as a femme on the right side of 30..which to me is 30+ anyways..meandering decisions are great for TV soaps..which explains why i would probably strangle myself on my first attempt at writing one..but they do not serve a purpose in the real world called life!! make a decision..take the flak..and move on...there surely are more snafu's in the offing..created or otherwise