WILL THE REAL SIMRAN SETHI PLEASE.....STAND UP!!! - Page 4

Originally posted by: sankum25

Beware! On pulling an Anita on me
Abhi maybe watching over you gnarly
He would protect me from any untoward harm
Be it Anita, Daggar or any girlish swarm 😛

I am loving this more and more keep them coming,😊

Simi bolo ki Simran .. ki farak painda ae ..

ayyo waat is dhis woll indian language uzed yin koneverzation here??ayi is gyetting brain zicknyess myaking zense hof woll dhis deeferent tolks..
u peepull must yuze yeenglishhh wonly aar hindhi wolso..mai hedd is very yaching now!! 😉

While to such comparisons, I remain firmly averse

Must yet for the sake of rhyme be a veritable slave to verse

O sisterly creatures, hitherto known as ye femmes divine

Why dost thou now assume a mien so bovine?

My tones so dulcet always and ever so mellifluous

Will soon render thy bardic ambitions superfluous

And make short work of your doggerel so plain

With razor sharp wit that across the planet doth rain

'He's mine, he's mine' will words be soon in vain

'He's thine, he's thine' to me will be your oft repeated refrain

Begone, begone, all ye who have not a whit to gain

Save by acknowledging me as your justly anointed sovereign

Unhand him! Unbind him! let him go free

As he bounds to me with such happiness such glee

'Tis must be so, surely it's there for all to see

Always at the forefront, must perforce be me, me, unquestionably ME!!

jab brain ho aapka full of cellulose..
to sab bovine hi lagenge..cows ya buffaloes..
bheje ko karo clear..to sachai dikhegi near..
abhi hai tumse door..kyonki woh hai mera dear!!

tum..aur mellifluous??..main hoon abso incredulous
at claims so completely prepostrous..
a sovereign..bah! humbug! riddikulus!!

razor sharp wit ki to hum karange barsaat..
kyonki hum bhi wikipedia pe maarte hain word search poori raat
lekin unlike certain others..humse typos nahin hote
behan ko behan hi kehte hain..bhains to nahin bolte..

yeh baar baar dohraane se abhi tumhaara nahin hoga..
sachai ka saamna karo..yahi hai sahi mauka..
reh jaana maidan me,,karte hue Me!Me!Me!
aur abhi aur main ho jaayenge..from him and i to WE!!!!

(yeh kaise rahi dear???)


😆

as an aside, since we are going off track!!
simran sethi..get up..be strong ..fight for your man..
or else let moi take over..i allow u to go back!!

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Ki furk painda ae! Tainu dusni aan mujj meri! Tu thair te sai! Aan raina mein vuddi sotti lai ke! Judd pai gi na tainu, te daadian nu chudd, purdaadian di yaad ai gi!!

vadiya kudiye .. kini mithi boli bolni ae 😉 .. menu Abhi milya ae .. koi vi sota te dadiyan di galaan usnu mere ton alag nahin kar sakdi .. Abhi nu Simran chaidi ae n menu Abhi .. gal khatam.. ab tusi sare lad de raho .. 😆

Friends can we all plz keep the language english hindi aur hinglish so every one can understand and enjoy your post.

main jo hui manzar se ek do din ke liye gayab
choot gaye kya tumlog from your khana-e-ajayab (khana-e-ajayab = house of horrors or in ur case zoo)
karne lage ho phir se claims ajeeb ajeeb
kya bhool gaye ki main hun kitni abhi se kareeb??

koi angrejji mein maare tamache
koi hinglish mein raag kheenche
nikal gaya hai dekho koi thandi hawa ke peeche peeche (right farwa? 😉)
abhi aur main to bus hain sahab, apni duniya mein aankhen meeche

jo kehna hai tum sub keh lo
jitna dil chahe utna jhagad lo
khud ko jitna ho yakeen karwa lo
abhi to mera hi rahega dekh lo

tumhari jeet bus ek hi soorat mein hoti
hote agar ghalib zinda to unke peeche main padti
unse zabardast kism ka ishq main ladati
aur phir baith kar apni tareef mein unki shayari ke maze udati

yeh tum sub ke liye 'real simi' ka msg hai :D