Dummy's Guide to Bewakoof Academy awards
*Academy of emotional arts & sciences*
Disclaimer :
Award statuettes does not resemble uncle Oscar
Academy is professional honorary organization, maintains a voting membership @ FG DT
No dispute on Life time achievement award will be entertained.
Location : Gullie Theater
Best Actress in Supporting Role
Nominations are
MARYEM
For her role as self styled mommy, in raising a wonderful child, to be blamed for that stupid letter!!Urrgggh!
*inner voice - all mom's are emotional fools...*
Dummy- sings Mama i am coming home...*Kerim's hair like Ozzy Osbourne?*
ENDER
For her role of being trophy wife & being gullible on the scandal & not supporting to her husband.
*inner voice - where are her idealist brains?? *
Dummy- she left at the hairdresser. Lol
Best Actor in Supporting Role
Nominations are
TURANER
For his role in being perfectly material & losing his sensibilities on the scandal
*inner voice - hasina, pasina aur marna*
Dummy-Raymond Suit material?
Dummy Alert.: Somewhere down...Turaner never connected with his family...esp his wife. It was flaky perfect family!!
FAHRENHEIT
For his role in late action on his mistakes. Yeah...Sir Rajni cant be challenged. But him driving down
last night was pointless.
*inner voice - he was practising without his chauffer*
Dummy - yeah or checking his night vision?
Best Makeup & Costume
MELTEM
If you cant act...make it up. Moronic illusions.Hmm
*inner voice - ppl living in glass house...should not throw stones at others...*
Dummy- yeah ...Glass house is at Lalbaugh, Lalbaugh is green, hence she wore green!!!LMAO
Best Animated Scene
Erdo chasing a new skirt!its green too
Dummy is relieved that he got a life...other those plotting, scheming etc.
*inner voice- didn't he plot her graph*
For sanskaris - that FB timeline
For besharmis- that long leg position on cricket pitch.
Is it another hair brained attempt?
Best Live Action feature
Unanimously the one &only scene.
@Vids &Blyton ...soap suds were missing. But it was hot & sukoon.
Some CKB display too. Paisa vasool
*inner voice- Everything will be Ok is 2015 winner*
Dummy - Yaar...after that scene...heart rate not ok, eye sight not ok, ...all deranged!!!
Dummy Alert: MQ toilet & Kerim bathe routine in sync. Cut that auto-sync on now!!!!
Best Documentary feature
Should we even discuss this?
Thanks @Lannister for the document presentation. Agree it was buff, blur & broken.
*inner voice - thatz how documentaries are!!!*award winning ones*
Dummy- Yeah am spoilt on bright & bold scenes!! #AlwaysBesharmi.
Dummy Gyan: Enise also watched too much History channel. If suicide is the solution, then Kerim would have been a happy man today.
Dummy Alert: Watching TV is also heredity???Ekta engraved. Lol
Best Comedy Scene
Turaner calling St.Musti for some confessions.
Gagged up for good!Sic
Best Scene
No nominations.
All KF scenes at dinning hall & kitchen
1.FG offers her room to whom?? Lol. Slip in lip...Kerim chinning up on that.
2.Kerim loving her food. Kadir promoting it. Kerim squeezes her hand in public.
3.Kerim volunteers to help in kitchen.*inner voice- ah...that was mauke pe chauka* Dummy-MQ caught it boundary na!! Screw her.
4.Kerim vociferous on the marriage plans.Loved it.
Best Actor in Leading Role
Agree that documentary premier show had its effects. Its a futile effort to reconcile the lost 20 years esp when the main characters have exit.
Kerim you are confused and broken...but you can be healed.
Dont get into the emotional blur...like the documentary and do something really stupid.
Best Actress in Leading Role
Well many of us dont know how to deal with highly inflammable and emotional stuff. Every fire extinguisher has a how to use instruction.
Just read it and use it. Please dont get into giving riddles now. What you see...is what you get? Dazed for action.
*inner voice - yeah with those translation botch ups*
Dummy - this is serious stuff. Poor Kerim is inconsolable.
Best Direction
HILAL
@Pahal said Kerim in shower. We got BIG picture quickie. But Hilal showed us soap suds on Aasu!! Rofl
*inner voice - just for kicks*
Dummy - its a dummy Goal?
Best Adaptation
Our Channel
For all those goofy translations, taking us for granted, removing the sub titled originals...& say ZindagiKehtiHai. Haanji hum bhi sun ne keliye tayyar hai!!
Dummy -Yeah this category has been discontinued!!!!
Whattt!!! LoL
*inner voice- forget me not...touch me not ...knot knot*
Lifetime Achievement Award
This award category has no nominations. Its academy's polite way of saying ...Good riddance.
MUQQADES
For her outstanding contribution in field of spoiling everyone's happiness, being nosy, trading her values to money & pushing people to insanity.
Her butting in during dinner on the Kerim being criminal was so dumb witted. Dummy wanted to pour some hot chocolate down her...so that she could lick it up!!
Being a Gobi phool with those large b**bs.
*inner voice- how did she recognize dad with assets...by face?*
Dummy - she ran face recognition algorithms!
Q: How did Deg F reach Kadir's house? Who gave him the address?
Q: Why is MQ is interested in the doomed letter?
Q: Did FG finally understand that letter content?
Q: Why should we take the cryptic..message from FG as her love confession? IMO she should have just hugged to assure him.*simple and effective*
Needless to repeat. Top Notch acting by Engin. Very well supported by Beren...her eyes did emote, but Kerim was in a blur.
PS: When FG ran away from home...she was brought back by Kerim from that grove. While she walked back unsteady and confused, Kerim guided her to their house.
Now it was reversal of roles...it was FG who lead the way last night.
Changing times in a Bewakoof world.
Edited by DefLeppard - 8 years ago