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Originally posted by: Not_James_bond

Yaar I swear main kuch nahi karti 😂😂😂 sab hota jaata hain.😂😂😂😂

Ek baar toh warden ko galti sa sleeping pills khila di maina 🤪 . Mujha Laaga woh pain killers hain 😂😂 main second main thi .😂😂😂 Mera seniors na kaaha ki yeh vitamin pills hain madam ko deda .😂😂😂

Ek madam ko dena aur baaki chaar unka khaane main dalna khaana aur healthy ho jaata hain.😂😂😂

Yaar main itna daar gayi thi mujha Laaga yeh maar gayi ab mujha jail jaake bina tel ki roti aur woh paani wali daal khaani padegi.🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂😂

Sab kuch bhool jao ek minute ke liye. Everything aside. Mujhe bas yeh jaanna hai?

Tumhe sab se zyaada iss baat ki chinta thi ki tumhe jail mein khaana kaisa milega?

Originally posted by: NoeticLife

Sab kuch bhool jao ek minute ke liye. Everything aside. Mujhe bas yeh jaanna hai?

Tumhe sab se zyaada iss baat ki chinta thi ki tumhe jail mein khaana kaisa milega?

Obviously dude.😂😂😂😂

Jail main aur log bhi hota toh bore hona ka sawal nahi tha.😂😂😂

Rehna ka kya main kahi bhi reh sakti hun I'm not finicky.😂😂😂😂

Bas khaana dhang ka mila khaana hain toh sab hain.😂😂😂😂

Originally posted by: Not_James_bond

Obviously dude.😂😂😂😂

Jail main aur log bhi hota toh bore hona ka sawal nahi tha.😂😂😂

Rehna ka kya main kahi bhi reh sakti hun I'm not finicky.😂😂😂😂

Bas khaana dhang ka mila khaana hain toh sab hain.😂😂😂😂

Sorry, my bad. Guilty about killing someone? Oh no, wait. Wo sirf TV mein hota hai.

Originally posted by: NoeticLife

Sorry, my bad. Guilty about killing someone? Oh no, wait. Wo sirf TV mein hota hai.

Yaar I was eight years old.😂😂😂😂😂

Itni kaaha samaj hoti hain.😂😂😂😂

Mujh main toh nahi thi.😂😂😂

Haa ab aisa kabhie hua toh main guilt main mar jaun.😂😂😂

Par tab yaar kaaha kisi cheez ki akal hoti hain.😂😂😂😂

Originally posted by: NoeticLife

Beech mein Neptune aur Uranus se heere le aaongi agar wapas aayi. Wahan diamonds ki baarish hoti hai. Shayad kisi planet par ruby ki bhi hoti hai.

Jaldi, sab apne apne order bata do, isse pehle network kharaab ho jaaye.

Neptune aur Uranus mein kab se diamonds and rubies ki baarish hone lag gayi??? 😲

Originally posted by: Not_James_bond

😂😂😂 Thanks

Mera baas yeh hota hain ki mujha sab karna hain.😂😂😂

Aaye na aaye woh baad ki baat main.😂😂😂

Koshish kiya hi nahi toh paata kaisa chalega ki aata hain yaa nahi.😂😂😂

I've made a fool out myself a zillon times.😂😂😂

But mom always tells me ki paagal sab hota hain bas farak itna koi mental hospital main leta hota hain toh koi suit boot main ghumta hain.😂😂😂

Aur jisma apne pagalpanti ko accept ki capability hoti hain waahi ek kamyab insaan hota hain.😂😂😂

Kyuki ek pagal hi hain jo bina prejudice yaa bina judgement ka zindagi jee Sakta hain, 😂😂 jaa chahe waaha lait sakta hain jaaha chahe waaha haas sakta hain.😂😂😂

loll, pagal logon ki sense of freedom hi kuch alag level ki hoti hai 🤪

but I'm so happy to know ki at least koi toh hai jo har cheez try karne mein daring rakhta hai. mein toh kuch karne se pehle at least sau baar sochti hoon 😂😂

Originally posted by: asmaanixx

Neptune aur Uranus mein kab se diamonds and rubies ki baarish hone lag gayi??? 😲

Astromers ko 40 saal se shaq hai, par hoti toh kaafi time se hoti hogi. Rubies toh shayad kisi aur mein hoti hai.

Diamond is nothing but carbon with a particular structure which is achieved at high temperature and pressure, dono jo yeh gassy planets par milte hain.

Waise, pata chal raha hai mujhe ki tum classmate notebooks ya toh use karti nahi thi, ya phir peechhe padhti nahi ho.

lmfaooooooo, I love how it took karan saving monami from chirag for him to transition from 'khadoos shergill' to 'yes, meri jaan'. monami itni zor se giri uske pyaar mein. 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: NoeticLife

Noetic hota hai something relating to the mind or the intellect. Noetic Life matlab, a life full of intellect, awareness and insight.

Atti sundar

Originally posted by: asmaanixx

lmfaooooooo, I love how it took karan saving monami from chirag for him to transition from 'khadoos shergill' to 'yes, meri jaan'. monami itni zor se giri uske pyaar mein. 🤣🤣🤣

Pyaar mein zor se giri nahi, wo udh rahi thi. Par phir Karan aaya, aur uthaakar usko zameen par patka.

'Tumhaari jagah koi aur bhi hota, toh main yahi karta.'

'Dil jaisa kuch hoga seene mein, dil toh pakka nahi hai. Khadoos Shergill!'

Aur phir, yeh waapas Khadoos Shergill par aa gayi 'yes, meri jaan' se.