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Babies day at Rajvansh House- Part 3

-Contributed by Cool_wonder, Onyourface and socioboss9797

Meenu: Bilkul sahi kaha Meenaksh. Abhi se hi apne dadi ke bare mein sab jaante ho. Issbaat se mera prem tumhare liye badh chuka hai. Tum apni Maa ke nahi apni Dadi,Meenakshi Rajvansh ke pote ho.

Abish: Yeh phir se chalu ho gayi. Aur mujhe yeh ganda wala naam kyun pukaar rahi hai.

Hashtag: Mujhe bilkul mere dad ki tarah mere dadi ka favourite banna hai. Sportscarchalana hai.

Meenu: Meenaksh, tumhari itni himmat!

Abirand Nanu enter the room.

Abir: Maa, bache ko toh baksh do. Ab mujhe samajh aaraha hai ki Abish aapke godi meinaakar ro kyun raha tha. Aap agar usse aise daatengi toh voh royega nahi toh aurkya karega?

Meenu: Abir beta, Mishti ka beta mere naam ko ganda bol raha tha.

Nanu: Meenu, tera dimaag toh theek hai. Yeh newborn baby hai. Yeh kaise baat karsakta hai?

Meenu: Par...

Meanwhile the rest of them enter.

Kunal: Maa, hum babies ko ghar le jaa sakte hai..

Kuhu picks up Hashtag

Kuhu: Hashu Hashu Hashu Tagu tagu tagu...yeh dekho mumma kya layi hai...tumharakhudka toy sportscar.

Hashtag(babytalk): Yeh dekho bhai, mujhe toh absehi sportscar mil gaya. Aapki maa kyalayegi aapke liye..cycle? #mishtikibachikabacha

Mishti: Olee mera Abi... mumma dekho aapke liye 2 toys lekar aayi hai... ek haibus..jaha aapke mummy papa mile the aur dusri hai yeh red coloured jeep joaapke papa ka favourite hai. Aur yeh dekho main hashtag ke liye bhi ek toy layihoon..yeh lo.

Abish(babytalk): Dekha, meri mummy sabse achi hai.

Meenu: MEENAKSH, tum (sees everyone staring at her)

Kunal: Mom, aap theek toh haina?

Meenu: Haan haan...

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Abish urf Meenaksh is playing with his hands in his cradle.....but is baby tensed....and stressed.

Abish: Hey Ambe maa...main sirf 3 months ka hun, and so much of tension...Pata nahi kya hoga....when I'll grow old enough to take pension....

Hashtag hits his own head with baby palms.

Hashtag: Yeh lo......bhai ki tension giri shayari shuru....yeh sab Mishti badi maa ki waje se...daddy hamesha thikhi bolte the.....

Bottle and Tiny together in different cradles say together: Hashuuu bhai.....dheere bolo....Abi bhai abhi tumhari baath sun lenge....

Hashtag all angry: Abey Tiny Bottle chup karo dono.......yeh mereeee granny ke family ka sawaal hai....

Abish: Chup nasspitton......yaahan mein Abish handsome se Meenaksh honewala hu...aur tum log....

Hashtag: Bhai.....Abir Bade Papa kafi smart brain wale hain....Tum apne baby power seek idea unke brain mein daldo...

Abish has an idea and he squeeks a baby squeek in excitement.

Tiny and Bottle ask kya hua...

Abhish: tiny Bottle and Hashtag abh dhekho...mein Papa ke already bright brain mein,ek aur brilliant idea dalunga Apne baby power se......

And he closes his cute eyes and smiles...

Suddenly

Abir goes to his mom

Abir: Maa...app Abish ka naam change karna chati ho na..

Meenu: Koi shaq Abir...who meeraaaaa pota hai.....meeraaaaa

Abir rolls his eyes

Abir: Ok thik hai..then meri bhi ek condition hai...

Meenu: Tum condition dal ke meri family

Abir cuts her word

Abir: Appko who bhayanak kaajal daalna chodna hoga maa.....tabhi main name change ka soch...sirf SOCH sakta Hun......

BigBen, Kunal Kuhu shocked

Baby Abish and papa rocked...

Therein the cradle all 3 babies hail baby Abish..

Hashtag: Kya sixer maara bhai ...jai hooo...#dadishockedbhairocks

Tiny Bottle too say jai hooo

Meenakshi is all tensed..... Kuhu Kunal are with her...

Kunal: Yhis is not right..appko tension deke bhai aur who MISHTI movie gaye hain..ye sab USS.....

Meenu interrupts

Meenu: Nahi Kunal.... Mein jaanti Hun ye kisne Kiya....

She suddenly goes to the baby room....

All four babies are high on milk bottles.. Celebrating Abhish ka accomplishment...... With tiny milk bottles in hands..

Meenu: Dekha.....main janti thi yeh sab tum logone kiya hai....hi Ambe maa... uss Mishti ne inn sab Ko bigaad diya hai...

All four babies freak out a bit looking at Meenus big eyes hauling over them..

Tiny, Bottle and Hashtag all look at Abhish

Hashtag: Bhai bacha le.....warna family ka naam jaane se pehele hi mein mit jauunga.....Phir family ki unity...

Abish: Abe chup kar...

Tiny: Abhi bhai.. At the most we can do susu potty on her.....aur kya kar sakte hain?

Abish gets a brain wave again and squeeks cutely...

Abish: Abe Bottle use your strongest weapon...

Bottle: Ye loo bhai..

Bottle farts just a little...

Meenu: Hai Ambe maa.... Yeh kya hai.. Tum Charon mere khilaf itni badi conspiracy kar rahe ho..

She makes her eyes big.. But just then is not able to stand there due to smell.....n kinda runs off.. Shouting

Meenu: Kunal Kunal....... Meri family ka kya hoga.. Tum sab ke bachhe mujjj par ..Meenakshi Rajvansh par attack kar rahe haain

Kunal:...Maa sach sach batao kya plan kar rahi ho

Meenu: Arey ...koi plan nahi hai...ye bachhe sach mein aapas mein bolte hain Kunal...Abish to shayari karta hai...inhe yeh bhi pata hai ki tum Harisingh University me pade ho... Harvard nahi

Kunal: Achaa...ye baat sirf aapke aur mere bich hai...unhe kaise pata...sorry maa ISS baar me bhi aapki baat nahi maan sakta*goes*

Meenu: Kunal ....Kunal....Kunal.......koi meri baat sunta Kyun nahi...mujhe naam bhichange karvana hai....Ambe maa koi raasta dikhao....*evil smile callssomeone*.....MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH BOLU CHHU

Shwet: Nahi bolti toh bhi aaapke tone se pata lag Jata ki kon hai....

Meenu: Chup daffod...tum kal mere ghar aana...tumhe telepathy aati h na..?

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Abhish senses something with his baby power..

Abhish: abe Kumbh karnoo...utjaooo..DD kuch bada plan Karrahi hai....

Tiny: bhai..DD kaun hai... Channel hai kya

Abhish: abe...isliye tujhe dialogues nahi dete..

Hashtag: kya hua bhai....DD kaun hai

Abhish: Dayan Dadi.....

Bottle: mere waar Khali Gaya ? DD Abhi Zinda hai?

Abhish...isliye inn naspiton Ko dialogue nahi deta...bhaiyoon....DD kuch bada plan Karrahi Rahi hai hamare khilaff....

Hashtag: ye sab mis......

Abhish: agar mom ka Naam Liya na...tho mukka khayega....

Hashtag: tho abh....kya karein ... Family values chod de.... Dadi par counter attack kare ? ..wese bhi bottle party see kaafi doodh bacha hai..... Agar Charon attack karenge tho

Abhish: dafood...... Sirf attach nahi karna... Pura master plan Banan hai.....

Tiny: bhai.. Susu ka time hai...

Abhish..kalayan

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Next day, Meenu is playing her sitar.

Abir and Mishti in their room:

Abir: Big ben kuch toh planning kar rahi hai.

Mishti: Kya plan kar rahi hogi?

Abir: Itni aasaani se toh voh haar nahi manegi. Kajal baba ka favourite tha. Maa itni aasani se kajal nahi chodengi. Aur Abish ka naam bhi itni aasani se nahi manegi.

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Kuhu: Yeh dekho sportscar, mai Hashtag ke liye onezies layi hoon. Uss Mishti ki bachi se pehle. I want Hashtag to be always trending.

Kunal: Bilkul sahi kiya Kuhu. Uss Mishti aur uske bache ko humare baby se kabhi aage badhne mat dena. Hashtag is cute just like you. Mujhe ab Maa ki chinta ho rahi hai.

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Ketki: Bottle ke liye doodh ki bottle garam karni hai.

Sourav: Yes Ketki... Maine kar diya hai... Freshly squeezed organic cow milk hai...Mai subah subah jaake squeeze karke leke aaya hoon.

Ketki thinking: Issliye Bottle itna fart karta hai.

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Everyone is at the dining table having breakfast. Parul taking care of the kids.

Shwet: Hello Rajvansh house. Mera iss ghar se purana naata hai. Universe ne mujhe bata diya ki yaha four newborn babies hai... mai yaha unke chakras align karne aagayi.

Abir whispers: Bass isi ki kami thi.

Nidhi: Shweta arey waah. Chakra theek karne aayi hai? Aavi jaa.. **Meenu stares** Mera matlab hai mere Atul ke chakra theek kar de...usse dialogues hi nahi milte.

Shwet: Nahi aunty. Mai baas aaj mere 4 potential future dulho se milne aayi hoon.

Kunal: Dulhe? Tumhara dimaag toh theek hai na?

Abir: Tumhe dikhta nahi hai kya...hum sabki shaadi ho chuki hai aur hum sab ke bache bhi ho chuke hain.

Shwet: Oh please Abir.. Mujhe ab tum Uncles mein interest nahi hai... mai toh ab young bachelors ko dhund rahi hoon.

Abir: Toh yaha kya karne aayi ho? Yaha koi bachelors nahi hai.

Shwet: Oh Abir. Don't act smart. 4 new bachelors hai yaha... Hashtag, Meenaksh, Bottle and Tiny.

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Meanwhile in babies room.....

Abhish gets a sense of conspiracy .... Thanks to his baby power

Abhish: hi Ambe maa....

Hashtag: abh kya hua bhai....😲

Abhish sucks his baby palms in tension....

Tiny: yaar Hash bhai...... Koi badi tension hogi......Big b ne apna hand mu mein Dala hai....

Bottle: ye Naani humei jine nahi deti....

Abhish: SD aayi hai..........

Tiny: abh DD ke badh ye SD kaun hai.....

Abhish : Safed daayan gadehdoo..... Hashuuu....tu dekh le....isne teri mom dad ki band bajadi thi almost..... Aur Papa ke piche bhi thi.... Aur ye universe see bhi bath Karti hai.....

Hashtag........ Uski tho mein..... Meri family ke Sanskar........

Abhish: aye chup..... Bilkul chup

Hashtag...ye Saab mis...

Abhish: Gadedo tape-recorder..CHUUPPPP....abh mummy Ko beech me in layana tho

Tiny: Big b... Abh kya karenge.... Meine apni Tanki Abhi Khali Kiya hai.....

Bottle: meri bhi potty ho chuki Big b...... Aur Gas bhi katham....

Hashtag: Tiny bottle dono nikkamma... Family ke bilkul kaam nahi aate ....

Abhish.... Are mere nikkamo... Tank Khali hai tho fill kar lenge...dono tank full karenge...phir gas Apne app ayegi....aur...kuch aur bhi bhahar aaskta hai

Hashtag: oh bhai.....app kya bol Rahe ho...... Ye family values ke khilaf hai

Abhish: abe chote....... Mein ulti ki baat Kaar rahan hun.... Our ultimate weapon...... Tummy full tho tension Gul... Mein mummy Ko signal bhej ta Hun......

Abhish starts crying loudly....

Hashtag: abe tiny bottle.. Big b Ko follow karo ...chalo...

So all kids start crying......

Mishti : oh lagta hai babies Ko bhook lagi hai.... Mein khilake aati Hun..chal kuhu....hashuuu bhi roo Raha hai......ketki tumbhi....bennaam ** atuls wife**tum bhi chalo....

Meenu looks at Shwet with big rolling eyes....... They exchange looks....

As soon as the ladies go

Meenu: dekha shwet.... Mishti ne mere poton Ko mere khilaf bhdkaya hai....sab mujhe mental samj rahein hain

Shwet: usmein samajna kya hai.... Universe yhe Jaanta hai....

Meenu: aa ladki..... Meine tujhe mere khilaf bolne keliye nahi Bulaya hai......

Mean while all mother's have fead the babies..... And after putting them back in cradle they go....

Abhish burps... And so does all babies...

Abhish: chalo... Abh hum tayaar hai.... Susu, potty, fart Ke saath...

Hashtag: mein susu Sambhal ta Hun....... Kisi pe potty karna meri family values ke khilaf hai

Abhishdhat teri ki

Bottle: I'm a fart weapon..... Ready...

Abhish: tiny se tiny hi hoga....... Potty ki department meri....... Abh Aan do SD Ko......... Hum bhi tayaar hai

All four babies are ready......n there in the other room menu n Shweta plot..

Shwet: Aunty ji... Mera universe mujhe kuch signals de Raha hai... Humara plan flip na hojaye

In baby room

Abhish: ye lo...SD ka WiFi on hogaya...

Back to Meenu n Shwet

Meenu: ladki...tu kuch bhi sooch...Lekin mere Abhish **she corrects herself** Mera matlab.. Mere meenaksh see sawdhan rehen.....uske paw kilo se bhi chote baby brain mein Tum se jaaada intelligence hai..samji gayi

Shwet: ........Abhish baby

Meenu.........ae ladki.....

Shwet comes to her senses......... They both decide to go to baby room......

Abhish: oye.....DD, SD aarahi hain ....tayaar hojaoo...

Hashtag: ready

Tiny Bottle: we are prepared....

Just then bottle farts a little.... All 3 look at him

Abhish.. Waste fellow....

But to their surprise Gaay n Ketki come with two more babies...

Hashtag: ..abe...yhe kab utar aye be

Abhish... Kalyan

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They see gaay(atul's wife) and ketki enter with 2 baby girls

Gaay: *in gujju saari...sar pe ghunghat...only lips are seen*....Kem chho badha...majja ma....ye baibies ki 2 behen....Siddhi Patti aur do Patti

Ketki: areyyy...side line aur two lines

Shwet: haa acha Naam hai ...tumhari beti Ko bhi 2 lines hi milti hai...tumhari tarah

Meenu: aa badhu Shu chhe....

Abish: arey daadi su su nahi...meri behen hai

Meenu: chup ekdum chup...Apne Sanskar mat Bhulo tum meenaksh

Ketki: ye aap kisse baat kar Rahi hai fui?...abish to bolna sikha bhi nahi

Meenu: lohipinini dobi daffod...ye saare bachhe bol sakte hai...aur ye main sabit kar k dikhaungi....pehle ye batao...ye bache aaye kaise....naukaro se Dhyan hatte to voh chori kar jaate hai...tum daffodo se Dhyan hate to tum log bachhe kar jaate ho

Shwet: haa loading unloading...sad life

Gaay:.....

Ketki😒

Gaay and Ketki go downstairs to show their kids.

Gaay: Bapuji, aa juo..tamari pautri.

Nidhi: Arey madha madi re...yeh sab kab hue?

Ketki: Agar aapka dhyaan fui pe rahega toh aapko humare liye time kaha se aayega?

Nidhi: Saru che...mari pautri...

Kaushal: Gaay beta, inka naam kya hai?

Gaay: Siddhi Patti ane Do Patti.

Nidhi: Aur mujhe khelni hai Teen Patti.

Kaushal: Arey mari vali...kya kuch bhi...

Ketki: Bhabhi, aap bhi kya patti patti lagake rakhti hai...Maa, Papa..inn ka naam Sideline and TwoLines hai.

Sourav: TwoLines and Bottle are my pride. Mai dono ko abhi se fitness books read karunga. Baby marathon mein participate karna hoga dono ko.

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Upstairs in baby room:

Kunal comes in.

Kunal: Maa, mujhe aapse baat karni hai aap mere kamre mein aayiye.

Meenu: Theek hai beta..tum jao main aati hoon.

Aye chokri, pata hai na kya kaam karna hai?

Shwet: Ji Auntyji, mujhe Abish oops sorry Meenaksh ko mere vash mein karna hai...

Shwet thinking: Koi chahe kuch bhi karle lekin Abish toh mera hi hoga...universe mere saath hai.

Meenu leaves.

Abish: Bhaiyoon. Weapons tayyar haina? Shoot!

Hashtag: Yes Big B! Mai fountain chalu karta hoon.

Bottle: **Patpatpatapatpat...Sutki bomb starts**

Tiny: Big B Mera sar ghum raha hai....shaayad mere mooh se sab khana nikalne wala hai..

Abish: Arey chintu...tujhe ulti aaarahi hai... tere papa ko dialogue nahi milta toh tu khud overreact mat kar... ulti SD pe karna..

Shwet comes to Abish to pick him up. But Abish has already pooped and had smattered his palms with his poop. Unknowing of the poop, Shwet picks him up.

Shwet: Oho Abish... mere future husband...dekho tumhari dulhan aagayi hai..

Abish picks his poop smothered palm up and slaps it on Shwet's cheek.

Abish: Haha, bhaiyoon... ab susu ka fuwaraa start kardo...Chintu, ulti karna start kar... SD pe hamlaaaa!

Shwet: Yuck Abish...God...tum ho uss chahsmish ke bete... maine kuch zyada expect kar liya tha. .Koi nahi... Kunal ka Hastag toh hai.

Shwet leaves Abish in his cradle and heads to Hashtag. She picks Hastag up but Hashtag pees in an angle such that it reaches Shwet's face...

Shwet: Ewwwwwww these babies are so dirty... gande bache...

Shwet goes to pick up Tiny in the hopes that this kid wouldn't annoy her.

Tiny vomits on Shwet's chest.

Meanwhile Bottle: *Boom...Pat..pat...pat..pat..continues with farts*

Shwet runs out to the hall....

Shwet: Iss ghar ke bache bilkul besharam hai... Mere Gurudev ne mujhe pehle hi warn kiya tha yaha naa aane... but I still came... ganda kar diya mujhe... mai yaha vapas kabhi nahi aayungi...

Meenu sees Swet running from the baby room,

Meenu: aye ladki, aye....shhh...aye ladki suno ..

Shwet running away: Aunty ji, aapka pariwar bada dangerous hai and dirty bhi...mera universe bhi aapko nahi bacha payega

Meenu: .........ujala ki safedi kahiki......char boond susu se daar gayi..mere parivaar Ko..abh mein.SIRF MEIN .........MEENAKSHI RAAJVANSH ... Bachaungi....

Mean while in baby room

Abhish: bhai log....aaj ke dhamakedaaar performance ke liye meri taraf se ceralac and doodh bottle party...SD bhaag gayi.. finally.....

Hashtag:

Tiny & Bottle:......

Hashtag: bhai..mere diaper puraa Ganda hai....I want a clean up before party....Sanskaar hai bhai....and I want dry fruits wala ceralac...... family ke health ka sawal hai

Abhish: abe ....ye bola...... ....dharti par aaja hashuuuu.....Abhi DD aane wali hai........

Tiny: bhai meine cry karke mummy Ko signal de diya.....order Abhi aata hi hoga.....mean while we need a clean up bhai

Just than all the mother's come there and find all babies dirty

Mishti: ...yaahan kya hua?.....baby war 2 ka scene jesa lgraha hai......

Meanwhile abhish : mom tumein pata nahi tumhare laadle ne kya Kiya aaj

Rest of the babies stare at Abhish

Abhish:... Ok ok..team work tha....par masth tha

Mommies clean up the babies......and feed them and leave.....with the remaining ceralac and milk bottle all 4 babies celebrate party...

Hashtag: yo bhaiiiiii*little hiccup*...Mazza aagaya bhai..but I don't like plain cerelac...

Abhish: ...isko doodh chadgayi hai..bola tha handle nahi kar paye ga

Abhish hears hiccups from tiny and Bottle also

Tiny & Bottle: bhaiiiiiiiiiii

Abhish: ....chup karo nasspitton......daadi sunlegi....

The door suddenly opens...and a wide mouthed Meenu is standing

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The door suddenly opens...and a wide mouthed Meenu is standing

Meenu....ek tumlogon ke baapon ne party ki..jinke natije Tum log ho....abh aur ek party...

She runs to Kunal and Abhir

Meenu: Kunal..abhirrr.....Kunal .... Abhir........tumhare bacha ....mere ghar mein ...Mmenakshi RAAJVANSH ke ghar mein cerelac party kar rahein hain......

Abhir and Kunal:

Naanu : koi doc Ko bulao re.............usko lagwa do injection

Meenakshi: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..yhe sahi nahi hai.... party chal Rahi hai....

Nanu: *catches Meenu hand*....Meenu ab bas bhi kar...kya ho Gaya tujhe

Everyone comes

Meenu:haath chodiye mera Bapuji....kisi Ko nahi chodungi me aaj....mere plan me Paani fer diya sab ne milke.....pehle 4 Bolte the ab 6 aa Gaye....me chahti nahi thi Abir k alawa kisi ki shaadi ho...mein Apne jaaydat me se kisi Ko kuch nahi dungi....meri baat ka.....koi yakin karo....yeh bachhe jaadui hai....Bolte hai....*looks at gaay*.....mein tumhe ghar k Kam me itna vyast rakhti thi.....dusri bachhi kaise paida kar li...

Gaay:. ...vo...fui...saasuji...us Raat bohot baarish hui thi....Bijli kadak Rahi thi....bb..bohot...tik tik ...mahool tha

Nidhi:....kya tha......arey mujhe to ye gaay ki shaadi Atul se karvani nahi thi....angreji bhi nahi aati ....tik tik nahi ... aromatic hota hai

Koslu:....Vali romantic romantic....

Nidhi: acha....ohh😒

Meenu: arey....meri baat suno...kisi ...Ko...kuch nahi....milega....yeh ...bache ...Bolte hain...Ambe maa....*Meenu faints*

Nidhi: arey mara madiii re koi benba Ko uthao.....dekho tiles pe crack to nahi ho gayi...

Koslu: Vali....aaj chup ho Jaa...Meenu Ben hosh me aake hamara pack up kar degi..

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Doc arrives n checks Meenu in her room...Meenu is still doing Badh badh

Doc: kab se tabiyat aisi hai inki

Abir:* whispers to nanu*...jab se kajal lagana shuru Kiya hai....

Abir:....ummm...voh 3 4 din se pata nahi kya soch soch k bolti Rehti hai....

Doc: 4 injections de Chuka Hun....koi asar nahi ho Raha....shock Dena oadega

Nidhi: arey Wah....neki aur puch puch...

Kunal: nahi Hume maa Ko koi shocks nahi dene...ye jo bhi sab Raha hai

Abir: Mishti k vajah se nahi ho Raha....agar shock dene se maa theek Hoti hai to hum zaroor denge

Meenu sees all the 4 babies getting tiny wings and tiny horns ...and rising above

Tiny n bottle: aa aaa aaa

Abish: dekha daadi...ambe maa k Naam pe bohot wrong wrong Kia tha na....

Meenu: tum sab fairies ho...tumhare sing kaise hai

Tiny n bottle: aa aa

Hashtag: heaven me rules update ho Gaye ab horns b milte hai...#rulesamended

Abish: taaki ache se lad sake 😎

Tiny n bottle: aa aa

Abish: are bas karo yaar ...pura scene Nikal Gaya...ek line boli nai gai tum logo se

Tiny n bottle:😡

Doc ready to give Meenu shocks.....

Abish: ready 😎

Hashtag: steady 😎

Tiny n bottle: *taking the opportunity *....GO😎😎....phew humne Kuch to bola😊

Doc about to give shock

Meenu: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Meenu wakes up ...it was her dream...it's morning now... hearing her nanu n Abir rush towards her room*

Meenu thinking: Yeh mera sapna tha? Aur voh bache.....Siddhi Patti ane Do Patti...voh bhi sapne mein the kya? Hey Ambe Maa... mujhe sahi raasta dikhao... yeh main kaise kaise sapne dekh rahi hoon?

Abir and Nanu enter Meenu's room.

Abir: Maa, ab aapki tabyat kaisi hai?

Meenu: Beta, ghar mein ab kitne bachhe hai?

Nanu: Paanch.

Meenu: Paanch? Kya Gaay vahu ne Atul ke saath voh sab karke ek naye bache ko janam diya meri nazron se dur?

Abir: Nanu, aap khamakha maa ko sata rahe hai. Maa, aap yeh kya sab bol rahi hai?

Nanu: Meenu, I was joking. 5 bache- Abish, Hashtag, Tiny, Bottle aur mai..Mai bhi toh bacha hi hoon.

Meenu thinking: Hassh... matlab voh sab ek bura sapna tha..bache nahi bolte hai...

Abir: Maa, mujhe aapse ek baat karni thi.

Meenu: Haan bolo na beta.

Abir: Maa, maine birth certificates banvane de diye hai... Ab Abish ka naam nahi badal sakta.

Meenu: Kya? Aise kaise de diya. Maine shart rakhi thi. Ab yeh baat hai toh Mishti ko iss ghar se nikalna.... (gets cut by Nanu)

Nanu: Meenu pehle humari puri baat toh sun. Mai aaj subah mandir gaya tha. Vaha maine pandit ji se naam ka vichar karwaya. Pandit ji ne kaha ki 'M' se naam rakhna bache ki dadi ke liye haanikarak ho sakta hai.

Abir: Infact, pandit ji ne Nanu ko itna bhi kaha ki aapko 'M' naam ke logo se panga nahi lena chahiye.

Meenu thinking: Issliye Mishti mere life mein itne problems laati hai.

Meenu: Theek hai. Phir naam change nahi karenge.

Nidhi comes running in.

Nidhi: Ben Ba, Gaay aapke liye Sideline laayi hai.

Meenu: Kyaaaaaa? Mera sapna sapna nahi sach tha? Bache ho gaye?

Abir: Mami, yeh sideline kya hai...?

Nidhi: Arey mara mari re..mera matlab hai sharbat... voh mai daud daud ke aayi na issliye galti se Sideline nikal gaya.

Meenu thinking: Haassh.

Meenu: Lohipinini dobi daffod. Ek shabd theek se kaha nahi jata tumse.

Nidhi: BenBa voh...main toh uss Gaay se toh behtar angreji bolti hoon.

Kunal and Kuhu come in. Nidhi and Nanu leave.

Kunal: Maa, aap thik toh hai na?

Meenu: Yes beta, tumne deal sign kar li.

Kunal: Yes Maa. Lekin aaj kaam ki baatein nahi. Aaj aap sirf aaram kijiye.

Meenu: Saru. Main apne pote ke saath akele mein kuch vaqt bitana chahti hoon.

Kuhu: Haa Maa, main abhi Hashtag ko lekar aati hoon.

Meenu: Nahi... mujhe Abhish ke saath vaqt bitana hai.

Abir: Theek hai Maa. Mai abhi Mishti ko Abish ko laane bolta hoon.

Abir leaves to inform Mishti. Kuhu and Kunal head to their room.

Kuhu: Mishti ke bache ne humara sab kuch cheen lia.

Kunal: Bilkul sahi kaha Kuhu. Mom ko ab uss Mishti ke bete ke saath akele time spend karna hai. Pehle Mishti ne bhai pe apna jaal bichaya ab uska beta meri Maa pe jaal bicha raha hai.

Mishti and Abir leave Abish in Meenu’s room.

Meenu starts playing with Abish. Abish plays with her like a normal baby.

Meenu thinking: Maine shayad hospital mein kuch galat socha tha... yeh bacha toh baat nahi karta... yeh bilkul normal hai. Akhir hai kiska pota? MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ka. Yeh mera pota hai mera... Isse sabse zyada pyaar main doongi aur phir uss Mishti ko dur kar doongi sab se.

Thinking all of this, Meenu keeps the baby on the bed and looks at herself in the mirror to feel relieved that she is all safe. She goes ahead to apply Kajal.

Meenu thinking: Kajal toh unka pasandida tha.

While applying kajal, she hears a voice.

Voice: Daadi, aapko toh papa ne kajal lagane se mana kiya tha na? Phir bhi laga rahi ho?

Meenu turns around and sees it's Abish.

**************THE END*************