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.Mohabbatein. thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: -Wild_Angel-

Alo ques ye amina dii mere se puchi thi but meine ans nai ki toh ab u ans kro...😃🤣
How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep? 😆
Are there female leprechauns?😆
Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

Do fish sleep?Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?

Why do all the days of the week end in "y"? b'coz days has the letter y at end
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? yup 😳
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

If God created everything, and He knows everything ahead of time, why did He create Satan?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"? they nine too
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?😆
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?😆
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?😔
Do Nascar Drivers need their license when their racing? 😆
Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? 😆
Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?😆
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
Can dogs have dog days?
When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
Do birds pee?
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in it?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?
You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?🤢
If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins anearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?🤢
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?🤢
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?🤢
Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? its same
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?🤢
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Have ex-cowboys become deranged?😕
Have ex-drycleaners become depressed?😕
How do you throw away a garbage can? yeah
Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?😕
Why do old men have hair in their ears?😕
Why are things typed up but written down?😆
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? don'y know
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

What does OK actually mean?

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: -Srkfan4ever-

nhi toh kya karti bevkoof😡
Do din se me aur snehu & ha rashu bhi pareshaan the..par tujhe kya fark pada?jo karna tha wo kardiya na tune?saamne hoti toh tere gali me rassi baandh kar tereko poison khila kar chennai express ke neeche daal deti😡 😭


waah 👏😳

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: .BadtameezDil.

Set 2


1.- Can you cry under water? I won't even go under water.. so no
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? government
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? no
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? don't know
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have? Swine Flu?🤔
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? they look so peaceful. What it really means is that they slept peacefully.
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 😕
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? I've never seen people look at the things close by that are on the ground, that would just be dumb. Usually they look through the binoculars to see things off in the distance that they won't have time to visit close up.
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. hehehe,your right.Ironic how we humans are aren't we.😆
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? depends on how we use it in sentence
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Because that setting is not meant for toast.
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15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 😕
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16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? dont know
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17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 😕
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18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?The thrill of the hunt! It's like that fine woman you have no chance of getting. Doesn't mean the hunt's not worth it.
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20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Mineral Oil
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21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? electricity doesn't come from electrons it comes from the FLOW of electrons...
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22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Yeah
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23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 😆
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25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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-Deepali- thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
Thanks Rash for given my trial question's answer..not will come shortly with another set
of questions😛😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
🤣
intelligent answers🤣
.Mohabbatein. thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: -Deepali-

Thanks Rash for given my trial question's answer..not will come shortly with another set

of questions😛😉


phirse ques .. I'm not answering 😡😆
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: .BadtameezDil.

🤣

intelligent answers🤣


shivu adhe ans I googled 😎🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
Wat de...?eik bhi ans dhang se nai kiya...sab emoticon dal diye...cheat kahi kiii...😡🤣...
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: -Wild_Angel-

Wat de...?eik bhi ans dhang se nai kiya...sab emoticon dal diye...cheat kahi kiii...😡🤣...


that is my trick 😎🤣

either emo's daala ya toh blank chod diya ques ko 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: -Wild_Desire-


shivu adhe ans I googled 😎🤣

expected!🤣🤣
Edited by .BadtameezDil. - 12 years ago

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