Sam ghanta ghanti epi wala shirt pahen ke hai aur saare posters tayyar ho gaye.
Kamya ko jaana hai par SJM in making ne akele jaane na diya.
MunDit bole cheekhein maar ke uthenge. Unki jaan le kar rahega lagta hai.
( phir isko shayad college ki chhat yaad aa gayi toh zyada kuchh na kiya bass paani daal diya)
Sam ne chawkidaar se setting bhi karli hai, MunDit ko ek ek torch dena pada. (kyun bhai yeh dono itne bhi andhere mein nahi hain ki dono ko alag alag torch ki zaroorat pade)
Mama mami bahot dino baad dikhe. I was missing them, lol.
Mama asked tujhe kya lagta hai!
Mami ko bole garmiyon mein garmi lagti hai. ( toh AC bech kyun nahi deti mami agar kaam nahi karta hai toh)
Mirchi khalun toh teekha lagta hai.
( Ohh hamain toh laga tha teekha teekha nullify each other, ek raaz ki baat pata chali aaj ki aisa nahi hota)
Mama toh ekdum ghode par sawar hain SamSu ke rishtey ki baatein ho rahi hain.
Woh toh bhala ho Bombay wali ka abhi ke liye taal diya warna abhi abhi jo raita sameta hai woh phir se phail jaata.
(Ab yeh latakti talwar, family, rishta aur CVs ke parallelism ki jai ho)
Idhar college mein Sam ko apne liye bhi ek torch lena pada kyunki woh bhi inhi ki tarah andhere mein jo hai.
Chawkidaar bhaagidar na nikla, Sam ne Munna mummy ke blackmail wala dav usi par khela aur hamesha ki tarah yeh plan kabhi fail nahi hota.
( Naina ne bhi yahi kiya tha par us mein chhat ki zaroorat padti hai)
Munna ban gaya Munni aur SamDit ko chance mil gaya posters lagane ka.
N VO comparing achchhi chai with achcha life partner.
( CVs yeh naya laaye hain. Ab dekhna yahi sab comparisons ka silsila chalega.
Thode dinon mein Sam VO N ko agarbatti se compare karega ki har jagah khushboo bikhair deti hai.
Phir N VO Sam ko rat poison se ki kaise meri zindagi ke saare chuhe maar diye.
Phir Sam VO N ko bolega ki she is like Move,Aahh se Aa ha tak, you know.phir Zandu Balm, Navratna Tail blah blah aise chalta rahega.
Waise N VO ne ek bahot bada satisfaction wala hint diya tea se compare karke reg their married life,extra malai ke saath *ahem ahem*)
Chunni mein lipti Munni ne chawkidaar ko lapet liya jaise CVs hamain lapette hain.
Sam VO... Main dawe ke saath keh sakta hun Raghu dada aaj bhi Munni ko dhundh rahe honge.
<Raghu dada VO... Apni bakwas apne paas hi rakho Sam babu, itna bhi kya fekna ki jhela hi na jaaye.>
Next day in college,
Ponge ne Munni wali baat bata di, girls smiling.
Munna ko ghussa aaya, woh guard kuchh ulta seedha kar deta toh?
( ab kya bolein,Yeh Un Dinon Ki Baat Hai jab ignorance bliss hua karta tha, haha)
Kartik ne salute kiya toh andhere mein reh rahe SaMunDit khussh, inke liye torch ki roshni kam padi hogi, ab toh shayad street light wala focused lampost hi inhein ujaale mein le aaye.
Rival gang ne Su likh diya Naina ke pehle.
Su aa gayi aur iss dumbo ko Swati ne pehle bataya tha tab jaa kar iski batti jali thi. Hum toh aivyin samajh rahe the ki yeh sudhar gayi hai.
( Well yeh saal bhar Su mitane ka badla tha. Good good, agar woh yeh na karti toh mujhe maza na aata, muqabla barabari ko hona chahiye bhai)
Phir Su ke jaane ke baad, inn logon ka blame game aur aakhir mein Naina ke heavy dialogues toh bante hain taaki Swati ko CVs lapet saken.
N boli "Kyun Swati, tu mere saath hai na?"
(lo bhai, jisko saal bhar se sabne ignore kiya hua tha achanak se limelight mein rahegi ab toh, lapetna seekhna hai toh CVs se seekho)
N VO... Su aur hamari dosti phir isko khoon ki holi aur khoon ke aansu yaad aa rahe hain. ( aisi bhi kya khoon michauli)
Chalo aage kya hua yeh kai saalon baad nahi thodi der baad pata chal jaayega boli.
Swati confronted Su par Su ne isko lapet liya achche se. Sam aane mein late ho gaya aur inki baatein na sun paaya sirf saath mein dekh liya.
Munna ko rival gang ne lapet liya.
( SwaMun made for each other, inko koi bhi lapet sakta hai)
Canteen mein, SaMunDit samose, cola aur 20/- baant rahe hain aur Su ke saath rehkar Sam bhi dumbo ban gaya hai, woh asar abhi baaki hai.
N aa gayi aur sachchai imaandaari se ladenge bolkar paise wapas le liye.
Rival gang came with JBR, Samaina and gang socked.
( Yeh unka sash stealing ka badla, CVs muqabla equal jo karna chahte hain. Good good! Ab kaunsa badla reh gaya! SamSu torture ka toh yeh already le rahe hai)
Precap of next week.. Khichdi dikhayi gayi jo samajh se pare hai. life mein tante ho rakhe hain aur phool khile hain gulshan gulshan sab dikha diya gaya.