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Just a quick thought because I am in 'bindaas' mood.😉😆
Bhool gaya sab kuchh,
Taiji--O Bai! Yeh mere khilaf inn logon ka saazish hai.
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Taiji has been given ultimatum by Sahar ke vade vakeel 'Tauji' for being involved in Extra Marital Affair.
Bina Agarwal is going to get divorce.
Ji haan apne sahi suna..After all she was found guilty of being involved in an Extra-Marital Affair..
This is the letter cum poem found between her sheets for her 'lover'-
Bhool gaya sab kuchh,
yaad nahi ab kuchh
Ek yahi baat na bhooli, ..
Bina loves you
Itna bhi door mat jao ke paas aana mushkil ho
Itna bhi paas mat aao ke door jaana mushkil ho
Jaane bhi do kaha maano mera
Aisa laga badan chhoo ke tera
Koi chingaari chhoo li
Bina, aa..aa..
Bina loves you aa..aa..
Aisa na ho tadap tadap ke, ye pyar pyasa mar jaye
Aisa na ho hum dono ko, ye shaam ruswa kr jaye
Achha to main ye zid chhod doon bolo
Achha main ye kasam tod doon bolo
Baat hai ye mamooli
Bina, aa..aa..
Bina loves you ..
Ek yahi baat na bhooli, ..
Bina loves you
Itna bhi door mat jao ke paas aana mushkil ho
Itna bhi paas mat aao ke door jaana mushkil ho
Jaane bhi do kaha maano mera
Aisa laga badan chhoo ke tera
Koi chingaari chhoo li
Bina, aa..aa..
Bina loves you aa..aa..
Aisa na ho tadap tadap ke, ye pyar pyasa mar jaye
Aisa na ho hum dono ko, ye shaam ruswa kr jaye
Achha to main ye zid chhod doon bolo
Achha main ye kasam tod doon bolo
Baat hai ye mamooli
Bina, aa..aa..
Bina loves you ..
Chachiji--Bhagwan jhooth na bulawaye! Khud kisi ke saath iss umar mein tiscu taiyan karte hein aur ilzaam mere bacho par lagate hein.
Taiji--O Bai! Yeh mere khilaf inn logon ka saazish hai.
Tauji-Kuch mat bolo Bina..Tum hi kehte ho ki main 'sahar ka sabse bada bakil hoon' hala ki main 'Notary' main hun.Jahan koi puchta bhi nahin.Par aaj iss sabut ke aadhar pe main tumhe talaq de raha hun.
Chachaji-Aisa mat kijiye bhaisahab..Humein mamle ki puri tehqiqat ke baad hi kuch kadam lena chahiye.
Rakesh-Tehqiqat ! Agar tehqiqat hogi to sirf aur sirf PVKM ke Principal office mein hoga.Isme jaroor uss ameerzade ka haath hai.Kal dekhta hun use.
Naina-Par Papa Taiji ke saath Sameer ka kya kaam?
Rakesh-Tu chup reh!Maine Bhabiji ko har Shani var clinic ke pass wali gali mein chupke jaate huye dekha hai.
Chachiji-Bhagwan jhooth na bulaye par wo gali mein to doctor aur chaiwalon ki basti hai.Bhabiji aap wahan kis doctor ke saath tiscu taiyan karne jaati hein.
Aur aapne chai peena bhi chod diya hai.
Tauji-Kya..Tumhare ghar se chai peena chod diya hai..Aur yeh love letter..Bina apna saaman pack karlo.
Taiji--O Bai!..Nahin aisa mat kijiye..Main aapko sab kuch bata dena chahti thi pehle se..par himmat nahin hui.
Chachaji-Par aapne yeh bilkul galat kiya Bhabhiji..iss umar mein yeh sab..Bache kya sikhenge?
Taiji---Yehi umar mein to yeh sab hota hai.Aur isliye mein bhatakne mein majboor thi.
Rakesh-Arey kahan bhatak gaye? Dusron ko sunate rahenge to khud ko bhi ek din sun na padega na.Arey koun andha hai jo iss umar mein aapke inn kamron pe phisal gaya?
Taiji--Bas aur nahin seh sakti yeh sab..uske baare mein..
Wo to bhola hai..Jo pyar se bulaya chala aata hai uske pass..Ek baar use pyar ho jaaye na tab marte dum tak yeh rishta atoot rehta hai..
Tauji---Koun hai Bina wo..Chaar case lagaunga uske upar aur Anand 3 income tax case.Naam batao.Kiske liye hai yeh love letter
Taiji(crying)--Ramu ki 'Elaichi wali chai".Haan mujhe diabetes hua hai aur doctor ne saaf saaf bata diya ki mujhe meri elaichi wali chai chodni padegi.Main seh nahin paayi yeh sadma.Kisiko batati to mujhe aur mere pyar se alag kar dete.
Isliye main chupke se Ramu ki banayi hui 'Elaichi wali chai' pine chali jaati hun.
Ek din toofan aur baarish ki wajah se nahin jaa paayi isliye yeh prem patra usi chai ki naam likh daali..O bai! Ab batao..Kya maine galat kiya..
Forum walon batao..Kya Taiji ne galat kiya? Kya saja denge Tauji ab to..😉
P.S.:Crapiest I know.😆
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