PVKM leaked paper!! - Page 8

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

Full marks for MCQs Anmol...😆👏

Baaki answers ratt lena😆

Originally posted by: Sujz

Naam: Sujz

Seat No: 7

1) B

2) B

3) D

4) A 😆

5) D 😆

6) A & B? & C?

7) D

Q2 :

1) Bewajah nahi milna tera mera... rehnumaa... rehnumaa... rehnuma... ( my answers when I dunno what to answer!)

2) Naina ki Taiji ek bohot mamtamayi aurat hai. Vo ek Binmaa wali bachi ko pal poske bada kiya hai vo bhi bina koi paisa nikalke, ek binma wali bachi ko bada kiya hai apni devar aur devrani ki paisa aur mehnat se... lekin pal poske bada toh taiji ne hi kiya hai.

3) Takleef? uske liye sare duniya takleef leke ghoomti hai. sirf vo bholu hai.

Q3:

1) Pyaar ki classes? Sameer junoon wali aashique hai lekin Munna hai vo jo pyaar ki classes lene ke liye Qualified hai.

2) Sameer aur Naina ki jawani kuch zyada hi nikal aayi hai... aur vo saaf saaf dikh raha hai.. chalo aur bola toh asanskari ho jaungi fir...

3) Pandit ka pehla naam ? vo Bermuda triangle jaise koi raaz hai...

4) Shanti Teacher, Principal Sir aur Lochan Sir... Shanti teacher jo ladkon ko protsahit karte hai ladkiyon ko gulaab dene ke liye... principal sir jo hubby-wifey tips dete hai... Lochan sir jo school mein play ki naam pe kiss karne ke liye dabav dalke ladkon ko bihosh karte hai..

(Wait why my hindi is like this? Sorry, exam he na isiliye! 😃 )

Q4 (My least fav part... bada answers!)

1) Pragati Vidya Ka Mandir sirf Vidyalay nahi, Pyar Ka Mandir hai jahan mahan prem gadhaon ki shuruat hui hai. Jab Naina ne aise hi kisi se taqraya toh Salman jaise Sameer nikla, aur jab hum humare school mein kisi se taqraate hai toh SRK Ke jagah KRK nikalta hai. Isiliye PKVM mein padna mera bohot bada khwab hai jo poora nahi hoga. Ek aur baat jo sirf iss vidyalay mein dekh sakta hai vo hai yahan ki students. Sab andhe hai. Yahan do bache pyaar kare, kiss kare, ya... kuch bhi kare... koi dekhega bhi nahi, koi kuch kahega bhi nahi! Aur hamare school toh dekho, dost se bhi baat kar le... sab pakadke usse hamari boyfriend bana dega, agla hi minute teacher bhi daatenge. Yahan school trip mein ladki short skirt pehen sakte hai, jahan humare school mein colour dress bhi nahi pehen sakta, agar phen sakta hai toh burkha pehnati hai!😡 PVKM school mein agar state school mein selection mila to Car mil jaati hai, Agar 90s mein maruti mila toh ab kam se kam BENZ pakka hai!

2) ArjMeer ek ek tarfa pyaar ki kahani hai. Arjun ko Sameer pasand thi lekin Sameer ne Arjun ki Behen Naina se pyaar karna shuru kiya, Naina bhi Sameer se pyaar karne laga... aur Vahan Shuru hui ek badi inteqaam... jo ek naagin ki inteqaam se bhi zyada naash kar sakta hai! Zyada bolne ka man nahi kar raha!

Q5: 10 Marks ki Question hai na... I can't say.. if I say it will be more than 10 marks...

THE END.. (Please full marks de dena!) 😉