PVKM leaked paper!! - Page 4

Originally posted by: SammP

Abey Zulekha kaunsi Hindi use ki hai yaar. Padhane mai hi Goosebumps aa rahe hai.. Hum Hinglish walo per daya karo. Kripaya Translate kare 😆

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

Thank you dear...😆

Waise 7th wala mera bhi same answer hai D😆

Aur baaki prashno ka jawaab bhi apne hisaab se likh sakti ho...waise bhi yeh leaked question paper hai..with model answer sheet😆

Aati hoon todi der mein to answer the question paper 😆

Question 2. 4-5 panktiyon mein uttar

1. Sameer ke baalon ka kya kehne. Ihni baalon ke kaaran to ande, dahi, nariyal tel aur castor oil ke bhaav badh gaye hain. Dukan daron ke yahan line lagi hai in cheezon ko kharidne ke liye. In grahakon mein nar aur naari dono shamil hain. Sunne mein to aaya hai ki woh nayi picture Maine Pyar kiya ka hero ...Salman Khan ko bhi Sameer ke baalon ka raz pata chalne par unhone apne saare keemti shampoo fenkh diya hai aur apne nukkad ki gali ke dukan se ande aur tel itna kharidne lage hain ki us dukardar ke paas itne paise aa gaye hain ki Bandra mein ek flat khareedna chahta hai. Salman ke poojaniya maataaji din raat dahi bana rhi hain. Waise Madhuri aur Juhi bhi soch rahi hain ki nuskha apnaye.

2. Naina ki taiji ka janam shaayad darzee ke parivar mein hua tha. Bachpan se woh kaichi ki aawaz sunkar badi hui hain. Itna hi nahin, unke dadaji kerele ka kheti karte the. Isiliye bachpan mein taiji ko doodh ke bajaye kerele ka ras peena pada. Shayad isiliye unki zaban kaichi aur kerele ki tarah chalti hai. Yoon to unka naam Bina hai par unke gale se bina ki awaaz kam aur kaichi ki besoori awaaz zyada nikalti hai.

3. Rakesh Agarwal ki kai takleefen hain.

Pehli - Unka laalach. Paisa ho ya bangla , gadi...Rakesh ji ko in sab ka bada laalach hai . Woh yeh sab bina mehnat kiye pana chahte hain

Doosri - Aalas. Rakesh ji itne aalsi hain ki apna kaam bacchon se karwate hain.

Teesri - Apne haathon par kaboo na hona. Kahin bhi kabhi bhi bacchon ko thappad maar dete hain

Choutha- Bewajah chillane ki beemari hai. sab par chillate rehte hain.

Paanchvi- Unhe safari suit ke bina koi aur kapda soojhta nahin hai.

Chati - Unhe pyar se allergy hai.

3. 1-2 panktiyon mein uttar

1. PVKM mein kuch saalon baad apna banjo bajata hua pyar ki vidya dega Sameer Jaiprakash Maheshwari.

2. Naina aur Sameer yeh jawani hai deewani avashya nikal aayi hai. Tabhi to naino ki looka chupi khelne lage hain aur mauka milte hi haath bhi pakad ne lage hain.

3. Pandit ka pehla naam PVKM ke register mein darz nahin hai.

4. Iska uttar to bilkul apke ke uttar se milta hai.

Baki break ke baad...😆

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

Please ask your doubts😆

Originally posted by: SammP

Kiska uttar copy paste karu ye bata de😆

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

No cheating...Cheating only allowed to Arjun😆

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir Prashna Patrika

Kaksha: 11th

Naam: ____Savy____________

Seat No.: _____5__

Marks: 40

Q-1 Nimnalikhit vikalpo mein se uchit vikalpa chuniye (MCQs): (1 mark each)

1. Humari Paathshala ke Maananiya Librarian Shri Rakesh Agarwal ji ke liye inn mein se kaunsi padvi sabse uchit hai?

A) Bhaukte aur Kaatate Sasurji

B) Nirdayi aur Laalchi Pitaji

C) Jalkukde devar aur bade bhai

D) Principal pe roab jamaate Librarian

2. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir ke potential future hunhar vidyarthi/vidyarthini kaun banenge?

A) Amdavad ki Zeenat Aman Kamya (jo ladkon ko seduce bhi karna jaanti hai)

B) Swati pe line maarte Munna

C) Aisi-waisi filmein dekhnewale Pandit

D) Vanasthali bhaag jaane wale Tibriwal

3. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir mein kis chiz ki shiksha sabse uttam di jaati hai?

A) 11th mein 9th ka Ganit

B) Principal Sir ki Sher-o-shayari

C) Chori aur maar-peet ki Vidya

D) Hum-umr ladka ladki mein Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki Vidya

4. Naina ke Bhai yaani iss school ke headboy Arjun Agarwal kis chiz mein sabse zyada hunhar hai:

A) Paper ki chori (woh yeh paper bhi chura chuke hai)

B) Kabhi school na aane mein

C) Kisi ko bhi dhar-daboch kar peetne mein

D) Apne Papa ke saamne bheegi billi banne mein

5. Shefali school kab jaati hai?

A) Din mein...bahot subah subah

B) Raat mein ...night school hai

C) Usne sabse chhupa ke school chhod di

D) Woh apne school ki headgirl hai, woh bhi Arjun ki tarah school mein nahi dikhti

6. Naina ko best student award kyun mila hai?

A) Kyunki woh ek mehnati ladki hai jo bahot padhai karti hai

B) Woh humesha apne bado ka aadar aur sammaan karti hai

C) Kyunki woh pyaar ke subject mein awwal aayi hai

D) Kyunki woh bina padhe hi kaksha mein awwal aati hai

7. Phulla bua ne kis tarah Sameer ki madad ki Naina ke ghar mein?

A) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati baar baar karke Naina ko khush kar diya jis se Sameer bhi khush ho gaya

B) Unhone Sameer ko Rajkumar aur Hero bulakar uska dil jeet liya.

C) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati karke Naina ki beizzati ka badla liya jis se Sameer khush ho gaya

D) Basically humein samjha hi nahi ki woh kyun bulaayi gayi thi agar unhe itni jaldi gayab hi karna tha toh...

Q-2 Prashno ke uttar 4-5 panktiyon mein kare: (3 marks each)

1. Sameer ke baalon ka mahatva bataiye?

Sameer ke lehrate baal bachho ko Salman Khan ki yaad dilate hai. Unhi baalon ko dekh ke Naina unke pyaar mein padi thi. Unn baalon ki bali chadhne wali thi agar Naina na patati toh, unki kahaani ke ahem nayak hai yeh baal. Rakesh Sir ko bhi yeh baal bahot pasand hai, woh pyaar se Sameer ko Baalon ki Dukaan bulate hai.

2. Naina ki taiji ke baare mein kuchh panktiya likhiye.

Naina ki Taiji yaani ki Beenaji ek laalchi aurat hai. Woh sirf kehne ke liye Agarwal khaandaan ki badi hai. Woh saara din Naina, Preeti aur apni devrani Bela ki buraai mein nikalti hai. Woh paisewale logo se dosti rakhna behadd pasand karti hai. Woh apne khaali waqt mein apne pyaare manjle devar Rakesh Agarwal se ladna-jhagadna behadd pasand karti hai. Unka takiyakalam hai 'O bai' aur 'Ne waah'. Woh khaali samay mein logo pe shaq karna bhi pasand karti hai.

3. Maananiya Rakesh Agarwal kis takleef se joojh rahe hai?

(Student uttar likhne se pehle apni soch mein gum- Takleef? ..woh toh khud ek takleef hai.)

Unki takleef ka kaaran hai unki laalach aur nirantar aashayein jo woh apne bachhon se rakhte hai. Woh ek behadd hi krur, badtameez aur maghroor insaan hai jinhe sirf apne aapko mahaan aur paisawala dikhane mein dilchaspi hai. Unke ab tak kayi naam unke kayi roop ke hisaab se rakhe gaye hai- Safari suit, Taiyyab Ali, Gabbar, Mogambo, Khadoos Lib., Naina ka baapu. Woh mohabbat ke dushman nazar aate hai aur apne honewale jamai se bilkul sahi bartaav nahi karte. Unhe bewajah raste pe bhaukne ki aur kabhi bhi apne jamai ko peetne ki aadat hai.

Q-3 Prashno ke uttar 1-2 panktiyon mein dijiye: (1 mark each)

1. PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad Raj Aryan banke pyaar ki vidya kaun denge?

PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad apni Guitar baja kar bachhon ke Raj Aryan- Sameer Maheshwari banenge aur ve sab ko pyaar ka paath padhayenge.

2. Kya Naina aur Sameer ki jawaani nikal aayi hai?

Sameer jis tarah se bechain the Naina ka haath pakadne ke liye, bilkul unki jawaani phoot phoot kar bahar nikal rahi hai. Rahi baat Naina ki toh bhale woh maane ya na-maane, par unki jawaani bhi pichhe nahi hai. Pichhle dino hi woh Sameer ke biceps naapte dikh rahi thi.

3. Pandit ka naam yaane First name kya hai?

Pandit ka pehla naam kabhi bataya nahi gaya, lekin hum unka pehla naam Ponga samajhte hai- Ponga Pandit.

4. PVKM ke sabse chahite teachers kaun hai?

Lochan Sir, Shanti Teacher aur Principle sir. Lochan sir bachhon ko apne pyaar ka pradarshan kiss karne pe protsaahit karte hai, Shaanti teacher school trip mein bachhon ko Mini-honeymoon manane deti hai aur Principle sir unhe waqt-bewaqt shayari sunakar utsahit rakhte hai.

Q-4 Prashno ke uttar 6-7 Panktiyon mein likhiye: (5 marks each)

1. Iss pyaar ki paathshala ki tareef mein kuchh panktiya likhiye:

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir, yeh woh paathshala hai jahaan aapko vidya di jaati hai Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki. Yahin toh woh jagah hai jahaan bachhe padhai kam aur prem zyada karte hai. School ke toppers bina padhe hi topper ban jaate hai. Kyunki iss school mein padhai nahi prem hota hai. Iss school mein ek bachha topper nahi hota, ek couple topper hota hai. Jo play colleges mein bhi nahi hota woh yahan iss school mein hota hai..aur woh bhi poore feel ke saath. Kiss ke saath. Yahaan bachhe school trip mein mini-honeymoon mana lete hai. Iss school ke trusty sheher ke bahot bade udyogpati Jayprakash Maheshwari/ Kabra ji hai jo har saal school ko bahot badi aamdani donate karte hai. Uss aamdani se iss school mein bachhon ko Maruti car inaam mein di jaati hai state cricket team mein select hone pe. Iss school ke sabhi teachers aur bachhe bad-dimag hai jinhe samajh nahi aata jab koi ladka kisi ladki ko phool deta hai toh uska kya arth hota hai. Iss school ke principal bahot shayrana mizaaj ke hai. Iss school ka naam iss duniya mein roshan hai Pragati Pyaar ka Mandir se. Iss school ke kuchh famous couples hai Naina-Sameer, Munna-Swati, Arjun-Sameer, Pandit aur koi bhi hot ladki, Kamya aur Himmat, etc.

2. Arjmeer pe kuchh shabd likhiye:

Arjmeer adhoore pyaar ki woh dastaan hai jo uss 1990 ke daur se kai saal aage thi. Arjun aur Sameer ki nazar sabse pehli baar school assembly mein mili thi par dono ko kahan pata tha ki yahin woh nazar hai jiski unhe kabse talaash thi. Arjun jo apne papa se behadd darta hai samajh hi nahi paaya yeh kya ehsaas. Uska mann ghabrane laga tha aur isiliye woh Sameer se dur bhaagne laga. Usse darr tha ki kahin uss se koi galati na ho jaye. Woh uss se ladai mol lene laga, Sameer jab uski galiyon mein usse chupke se dekhne aane laga tab bhi usne uski insult karke usse bhaga diya. Shayad apne Paapi papa darr usse sataa raha tha. Par woh bhi dheere dheere dil ke haathon majboor hota ja raha tha. Phir ek din usne Sameer aur Naina ke Mt.Abu trip ke photos dekh liye ek card par. Bas phir uske gusse ka thikaana na raha. Usne samjha Sameer uss se bewafai kar raha hai. Usne Sameer se khoob ladai ki aur aakhir kaar apni taang tudvadi iss ladai mein. Woh tab tak rootha raha Sameer se jab tak usne usse match jeetne mein madat nahi ki. Takriban 2 mahine ki ladai ke baad aakhir Sameer ne match jeetne mein jab Arjun ki madat ki toh aisa laga mano usne uska dil jeet liya ho. Arjun ne Sameer ko gale laga liya, lekin Papa Rakesh ko yeh kuchh thik na laga aur turant hi unhone unn dono ko juda kar diya. Ab aage inki kahani kya rang layegi iska toh bhagwan hi maalik hai. Unhe dekh ke kai maataein yeh reaction deti hai:

Q-5 Naina aur Sameer yaani ke PVKM ke Raj aur Simran pe nibandh likhiye (10 marks)

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Fun Post😎😆...but a lame post...

Kripya offend na ho...Agar offend hue ho toh jaake padhai karo...😆😉

PS: Kindly answer the MCQs on your own in the comments section. You can add more suitable questions and answers as well.

Special mention: Nivi, Nandy, Minu, Laxmi, Simi, Ithinkalot, Rose1000, Kavitha, Savy (sorry if I missed anyone with whom I usually do PVKM discussion).

Arjmeer answer specially dedicated to Nivi.😆😉

Enjoy!!

Originally posted by: KashafZaroon30

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir Prashna Patrika

Kaksha: 11th

Naam: Nivi___________

Seat No.: _15______

Marks: 40

Q-1 Nimnalikhit vikalpo mein se uchit vikalpa chuniye (MCQs): (1 mark each)

1. Humari Paathshala ke Maananiya Librarian Shri Rakesh Agarwal ji ke liye inn mein se kaunsi padvi sabse uchit hai?

A) Bhaukte aur Kaatate Sasurji

B) Nirdayi aur Laalchi Pitaji

C) Jalkukde devar aur bade bhai

D) Principal pe roab jamaate Librarian

2. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir ke potential future hunhar vidyarthi/vidyarthini kaun banenge?

A) Amdavad ki Zeenat Aman Kamya (jo ladkon ko seduce bhi karna jaanti hai)

B) Swati pe line maarte Munna

C) Aisi-waisi filmein dekhnewale Pandit

D) Vanasthali bhaag jaane wale Tibriwal

3. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir mein kis chiz ki shiksha sabse uttam di jaati hai?

A) 11th mein 9th ka Ganit

B) Principal Sir ki Sher-o-shayari

C) Chori aur maar-peet ki Vidya

D) Hum-umr ladka ladki mein Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki Vidya

4. Naina ke Bhai yaani iss school ke headboy Arjun Agarwal kis chiz mein sabse zyada hunhar hai:

A) Paper ki chori (woh yeh paper bhi chura chuke hai)

B) Kabhi school na aane mein

C) Kisi ko bhi dhar-daboch kar peetne mein

D) Apne Papa ke saamne bheegi billi banne mein

5. Shefali school kab jaati hai?

A) Din mein...bahot subah subah

B) Raat mein ...night school hai

C) Usne sabse chhupa ke school chhod di

D) Woh apne school ki headgirl hai, woh bhi Arjun ki tarah school mein nahi dikhti

6. Naina ko best student award kyun mila hai?

A) Kyunki woh ek mehnati ladki hai jo bahot padhai karti hai

B) Woh humesha apne bado ka aadar aur sammaan karti hai

C) Kyunki woh pyaar ke subject mein awwal aayi hai

D) Kyunki woh bina padhe hi kaksha mein awwal aati hai

7. Phulla bua ne kis tarah Sameer ki madad ki Naina ke ghar mein?

A) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati baar baar karke Naina ko khush kar diya jis se Sameer bhi khush ho gaya

B) Unhone Sameer ko Rajkumar aur Hero bulakar uska dil jeet liya.

C) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati karke Naina ki beizzati ka badla liya jis se Sameer khush ho gaya

D) Basically humein samjha hi nahi ki woh kyun bulaayi gayi thi agar unhe itni jaldi gayab hi karna tha toh...

Fun Post😎😆...but a lame post...

Kripya offend na ho...Agar offend hue ho toh jaake padhai karo...😆😉

PS: Kindly answer the MCQs on your own in the comments section. You can add more suitable questions and answers as well.

Special mention: Nivi, Nandy, Minu, Laxmi, Simi, Ithinkalot, Rose1000, Kavitha, Savy (sorry if I missed anyone with whom I usually do PVKM discussion).

Arjmeer answer specially dedicated to Nivi.😆😉

Enjoy!!

...Abbey Yeh Zullu teacher ko dekhke Apun dono ko bitakar woh Laxmi bhaag kyun gayi....Udi baba...ab patha chala...yahan toh poora ka poora exam paper khulla pada hai...PVKM ka....Ab Zullu teacher ek baat aapko bhi maloom hai...akka india bhi jaantha hai...Munnabhai bina Circuit nahi aur Circuit bina Munnabhai nahi...aur hum dono ka dimaag ka bhi Fuse udd gaya...soch samajke Jawaab likh nahi sakthe...toh bole toh...hum jo likhe wohi sahi....warna...pistol utt jayegi...bolo hai manzoor??