PVKM leaked paper!!

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir Prashna Patrika

Kaksha: 11th

Naam: ________________

Seat No.: _______

Marks: 40

Q-1 Nimnalikhit vikalpo mein se uchit vikalpa chuniye (MCQs): (1 mark each)

1. Humari Paathshala ke Maananiya Librarian Shri Rakesh Agarwal ji ke liye inn mein se kaunsi padvi sabse uchit hai?

A) Bhaukte aur Kaatate Sasurji

B) Nirdayi aur Laalchi Pitaji

C) Jalkukde devar aur bade bhai

D) Principal pe roab jamaate Librarian

2. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir ke potential future hunhar vidyarthi/vidyarthini kaun banenge?

A) Amdavad ki Zeenat Aman Kamya (jo ladkon ko seduce bhi karna jaanti hai)

B) Swati pe line maarte Munna

C) Aisi-waisi filmein dekhnewale Pandit

D) Vanasthali bhaag jaane wale Tibriwal

3. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir mein kis chiz ki shiksha sabse uttam di jaati hai?

A) 11th mein 9th ka Ganit

B) Principal Sir ki Sher-o-shayari

C) Chori aur maar-peet ki Vidya

D) Hum-umr ladka ladki mein Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki Vidya

4. Naina ke Bhai yaani iss school ke headboy Arjun Agarwal kis chiz mein sabse zyada hunhar hai:

A) Paper ki chori (woh yeh paper bhi chura chuke hai)

B) Kabhi school na aane mein

C) Kisi ko bhi dhar-daboch kar peetne mein

D) Apne Papa ke saamne bheegi billi banne mein

5. Shefali school kab jaati hai?

A) Din mein...bahot subah subah

B) Raat mein ...night school hai

C) Usne sabse chhupa ke school chhod di

D) Woh apne school ki headgirl hai, woh bhi Arjun ki tarah school mein nahi dikhti

6. Naina ko best student award kyun mila hai?

A) Kyunki woh ek mehnati ladki hai jo bahot padhai karti hai

B) Woh humesha apne bado ka aadar aur sammaan karti hai

C) Kyunki woh pyaar ke subject mein awwal aayi hai

D) Kyunki woh bina padhe hi kaksha mein awwal aati hai

7. Phulla bua ne kis tarah Sameer ki madad ki Naina ke ghar mein?

A) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati baar baar karke Naina ko khush kar diya jis se Sameer bhi khush ho gaya

B) Unhone Sameer ko Rajkumar aur Hero bulakar uska dil jeet liya.

C) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati karke Naina ki beizzati ka badla liya jis se Sameer khush ho gaya

D) Basically humein samjha hi nahi ki woh kyun bulaayi gayi thi agar unhe itni jaldi gayab hi karna tha toh...

Q-2 Prashno ke uttar 4-5 panktiyon mein kare: (3 marks each)

1. Sameer ke baalon ka mahatva bataiye?

Sameer ke lehrate baal bachho ko Salman Khan ki yaad dilate hai. Unhi baalon ko dekh ke Naina unke pyaar mein padi thi. Unn baalon ki bali chadhne wali thi agar Naina na patati toh, unki kahaani ke ahem nayak hai yeh baal. Rakesh Sir ko bhi yeh baal bahot pasand hai, woh pyaar se Sameer ko Baalon ki Dukaan bulate hai.

2. Naina ki taiji ke baare mein kuchh panktiya likhiye.

Naina ki Taiji yaani ki Beenaji ek laalchi aurat hai. Woh sirf kehne ke liye Agarwal khaandaan ki badi hai. Woh saara din Naina, Preeti aur apni devrani Bela ki buraai mein nikalti hai. Woh paisewale logo se dosti rakhna behadd pasand karti hai. Woh apne khaali waqt mein apne pyaare manjle devar Rakesh Agarwal se ladna-jhagadna behadd pasand karti hai. Unka takiyakalam hai 'O bai' aur 'Ne waah'. Woh khaali samay mein logo pe shaq karna bhi pasand karti hai.

3. Maananiya Rakesh Agarwal kis takleef se joojh rahe hai?

(Student uttar likhne se pehle apni soch mein gum- Takleef? ..woh toh khud ek takleef hai.)

Unki takleef ka kaaran hai unki laalach aur nirantar aashayein jo woh apne bachhon se rakhte hai. Woh ek behadd hi krur, badtameez aur maghroor insaan hai jinhe sirf apne aapko mahaan aur paisawala dikhane mein dilchaspi hai. Unke ab tak kayi naam unke kayi roop ke hisaab se rakhe gaye hai- Safari suit, Taiyyab Ali, Gabbar, Mogambo, Khadoos Lib., Naina ka baapu. Woh mohabbat ke dushman nazar aate hai aur apne honewale jamai se bilkul sahi bartaav nahi karte. Unhe bewajah raste pe bhaukne ki aur kabhi bhi apne jamai ko peetne ki aadat hai.

Q-3 Prashno ke uttar 1-2 panktiyon mein dijiye: (1 mark each)

1. PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad Raj Aryan banke pyaar ki vidya kaun denge?

PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad apni Guitar baja kar bachhon ke Raj Aryan- Sameer Maheshwari banenge aur ve sab ko pyaar ka paath padhayenge.

2. Kya Naina aur Sameer ki jawaani nikal aayi hai?

Sameer jis tarah se bechain the Naina ka haath pakadne ke liye, bilkul unki jawaani phoot phoot kar bahar nikal rahi hai. Rahi baat Naina ki toh bhale woh maane ya na-maane, par unki jawaani bhi pichhe nahi hai. Pichhle dino hi woh Sameer ke biceps naapte dikh rahi thi.

3. Pandit ka naam yaane First name kya hai?

Pandit ka pehla naam kabhi bataya nahi gaya, lekin hum unka pehla naam Ponga samajhte hai- Ponga Pandit.

4. PVKM ke sabse chahite teachers kaun hai?

Lochan Sir, Shanti Teacher aur Principle sir. Lochan sir bachhon ko apne pyaar ka pradarshan kiss karne pe protsaahit karte hai, Shaanti teacher school trip mein bachhon ko Mini-honeymoon manane deti hai aur Principle sir unhe waqt-bewaqt shayari sunakar utsahit rakhte hai.

Q-4 Prashno ke uttar 6-7 Panktiyon mein likhiye: (5 marks each)

1. Iss pyaar ki paathshala ki tareef mein kuchh panktiya likhiye:

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir, yeh woh paathshala hai jahaan aapko vidya di jaati hai Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki. Yahin toh woh jagah hai jahaan bachhe padhai kam aur prem zyada karte hai. School ke toppers bina padhe hi topper ban jaate hai. Kyunki iss school mein padhai nahi prem hota hai. Iss school mein ek bachha topper nahi hota, ek couple topper hota hai. Jo play colleges mein bhi nahi hota woh yahan iss school mein hota hai..aur woh bhi poore feel ke saath. Kiss ke saath. Yahaan bachhe school trip mein mini-honeymoon mana lete hai. Iss school ke trusty sheher ke bahot bade udyogpati Jayprakash Maheshwari/ Kabra ji hai jo har saal school ko bahot badi aamdani donate karte hai. Uss aamdani se iss school mein bachhon ko Maruti car inaam mein di jaati hai state cricket team mein select hone pe. Iss school ke sabhi teachers aur bachhe bad-dimag hai jinhe samajh nahi aata jab koi ladka kisi ladki ko phool deta hai toh uska kya arth hota hai. Iss school ke principal bahot shayrana mizaaj ke hai. Iss school ka naam iss duniya mein roshan hai Pragati Pyaar ka Mandir se. Iss school ke kuchh famous couples hai Naina-Sameer, Munna-Swati, Arjun-Sameer, Pandit aur koi bhi hot ladki, Kamya aur Himmat, etc.

2. Arjmeer pe kuchh shabd likhiye:

Arjmeer adhoore pyaar ki woh dastaan hai jo uss 1990 ke daur se kai saal aage thi. Arjun aur Sameer ki nazar sabse pehli baar school assembly mein mili thi par dono ko kahan pata tha ki yahin woh nazar hai jiski unhe kabse talaash thi. Arjun jo apne papa se behadd darta hai samajh hi nahi paaya yeh kya ehsaas. Uska mann ghabrane laga tha aur isiliye woh Sameer se dur bhaagne laga. Usse darr tha ki kahin uss se koi galati na ho jaye. Woh uss se ladai mol lene laga, Sameer jab uski galiyon mein usse chupke se dekhne aane laga tab bhi usne uski insult karke usse bhaga diya. Shayad apne Paapi papa darr usse sataa raha tha. Par woh bhi dheere dheere dil ke haathon majboor hota ja raha tha. Phir ek din usne Sameer aur Naina ke Mt.Abu trip ke photos dekh liye ek card par. Bas phir uske gusse ka thikaana na raha. Usne samjha Sameer uss se bewafai kar raha hai. Usne Sameer se khoob ladai ki aur aakhir kaar apni taang tudvadi iss ladai mein. Woh tab tak rootha raha Sameer se jab tak usne usse match jeetne mein madat nahi ki. Takriban 2 mahine ki ladai ke baad aakhir Sameer ne match jeetne mein jab Arjun ki madat ki toh aisa laga mano usne uska dil jeet liya ho. Arjun ne Sameer ko gale laga liya, lekin Papa Rakesh ko yeh kuchh thik na laga aur turant hi unhone unn dono ko juda kar diya. Ab aage inki kahani kya rang layegi iska toh bhagwan hi maalik hai. Unhe dekh ke kai maataein yeh reaction deti hai:

Q-5 Naina aur Sameer yaani ke PVKM ke Raj aur Simran pe nibandh likhiye (10 marks)

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Fun Post😎😆...but a lame post...

Kripya offend na ho...Agar offend hue ho toh jaake padhai karo...😆😉

PS: Kindly answer the MCQs on your own in the comments section. You can add more suitable questions and answers as well.

Special mention: Nivi, Nandy, Minu, Laxmi, Simi, Ithinkalot, Rose1000, Kavitha, Savy (sorry if I missed anyone with whom I usually do PVKM discussion).

Arjmeer answer specially dedicated to Nivi.😆😉

Enjoy!!

Originally posted by: TereLiyeMINU

Aa gayi meri darling leke questions...Exams ke time hai.Main thoda question paper padh lun phir exam dungi.

Question paper leak ke pure 500 rupaye telegram kar rahi hoon.

PVKM FINAL TERM EXAMINATIONS

''JAI SHRI RAM AUR VISHNU KE ANYA AVTAARON KE CHARAN MEIN ANSWERS SAMARPIT"

Name:Minu

Seat No.:13

MCQ ANSWERS

1.B

2.C

3.D

4.D

5.C

6.C

P.S:Agar Koi bhi shanka(doubt) ho to mujhe puch sakte hein.Saare sawalon ka jawab atyant soch samajh ke humne pradan kiya hai.

Originally posted by: ITSABOUT_DMG

ye kya hai

🤣

kya likhun kuch samaj nahi aaraha🤣

Originally posted by: angelic567

rofl🤣

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir Prashna Patrika

Kaksha: 11th

Naam: ______Wannabe Topper__________

Seat No.: _______01

Marks: 40

Q-1 Nimnalikhit vikalpo mein se uchit vikalpa chuniye (MCQs): (1 mark each)

1. Humari Paathshala ke Maananiya Librarian Shri Rakesh Agarwal ji ke liye inn mein se kaunsi padvi sabse uchit hai?

A) Bhaukte aur Kaatate Sasurji

B) Nirdayi aur Laalchi Pitaji

C) Jalkukde devar aur bade bhai

D) Principal pe roab jamaate Librarian

E) All of the above

2. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir ke potential future hunhar vidyarthi/vidyarthini kaun banenge?

A) Amdavad ki Zeenat Aman Kamya (jo ladkon ko seduce bhi karna jaanti hai)

B) Swati pe line maarte Munna confuje mat hona

C) Aisi-waisi filmein dekhnewale Pandit

D) Vanasthali bhaag jaane wale Tibriwal

3. Pragati Vidya ka Mandir mein kis chiz ki shiksha sabse uttam di jaati hai?

A) 11th mein 9th ka Ganit

B) Principal Sir ki Sher-o-shayari

C) Chori aur maar-peet ki Vidya

D) Hum-umr ladka ladki mein Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki Vidya

E) All of the above

4. Naina ke Bhai yaani iss school ke headboy Arjun Agarwal kis chiz mein sabse zyada hunhar hai:

A) Paper ki chori (woh yeh paper bhi chura chuke hai)

B) Kabhi school na aane mein

C) Kisi ko bhi dhar-daboch kar peetne mein

D) Apne Papa ke saamne bheegi billi banne mein

E) All of the above

5. Shefali school kab jaati hai?

A) Din mein...bahot subah subah

B) Raat mein ...night school hai

C) Usne sabse chhupa ke school chhod di

D) Woh apne school ki headgirl hai, woh bhi Arjun ki tarah school mein nahi dikhti

6. Naina ko best student award kyun mila hai?

A) Kyunki woh ek mehnati ladki hai jo bahot padhai karti hai

B) Woh humesha apne bado ka aadar aur sammaan karti hai

C) Kyunki woh pyaar ke subject mein awwal aayi hai

D) Kyunki woh bina padhe hi kaksha mein awwal aati hai

E) All of the above

7. Phulla bua ne kis tarah Sameer ki madad ki Naina ke ghar mein?

A) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati baar baar karke Naina ko khush kar diya jis se Sameer bhi khush ho gaya

B) Unhone Sameer ko Rajkumar aur Hero bulakar uska dil jeet liya.

C) Unhone Taiji ki beizzati karke Naina ki beizzati ka badla liya jis se Sameer khush ho gaya

D) Basically humein samjha hi nahi ki woh kyun bulaayi gayi thi agar unhe itni jaldi gayab hi karna tha toh...

Q-2 Prashno ke uttar 4-5 panktiyon mein kare: (3 marks each)

1. Sameer ke baalon ka mahatva bataiye?

Sameer ke lehrate baal bachho ko Salman Khan ki yaad dilate hai. Unhi baalon ko dekh ke Naina unke pyaar mein padi thi. Unn baalon ki bali chadhne wali thi agar Naina na patati toh, unki kahaani ke ahem nayak hai yeh baal. Rakesh Sir ko bhi yeh baal bahot pasand hai, woh pyaar se Sameer ko Baalon ki Dukaan bulate hai.

2. Naina ki taiji ke baare mein kuchh panktiya likhiye.

Naina ki Taiji yaani ki Beenaji ek laalchi aurat hai. Woh sirf kehne ke liye Agarwal khaandaan ki badi hai. Woh saara din Naina, Preeti aur apni devrani Bela ki buraai mein nikalti hai. Woh paisewale logo se dosti rakhna behadd pasand karti hai. Woh apne khaali waqt mein apne pyaare manjle devar Rakesh Agarwal se ladna-jhagadna behadd pasand karti hai. Unka takiyakalam hai 'O bai' aur 'Ne waah'. Woh khaali samay mein logo pe shaq karna bhi pasand karti hai.

3. Maananiya Rakesh Agarwal kis takleef se joojh rahe hai?

(Student uttar likhne se pehle apni soch mein gum- Takleef? ..woh toh khud ek takleef hai.)

Unki takleef ka kaaran hai unki laalach aur nirantar aashayein jo woh apne bachhon se rakhte hai. Woh ek behadd hi krur, badtameez aur maghroor insaan hai jinhe sirf apne aapko mahaan aur paisawala dikhane mein dilchaspi hai. Unke ab tak kayi naam unke kayi roop ke hisaab se rakhe gaye hai- Safari suit, Taiyyab Ali, Gabbar, Mogambo, Khadoos Lib., Naina ka baapu. Woh mohabbat ke dushman nazar aate hai aur apne honewale jamai se bilkul sahi bartaav nahi karte. Unhe bewajah raste pe bhaukne ki aur kabhi bhi apne jamai ko peetne ki aadat hai.

Q-3 Prashno ke uttar 1-2 panktiyon mein dijiye: (1 mark each)

1. PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad Raj Aryan banke pyaar ki vidya kaun denge?

PVKM mein kuchh saalo baad apni Guitar baja kar bachhon ke Raj Aryan- Sameer Maheshwari banenge aur ve sab ko pyaar ka paath padhayenge.

2. Kya Naina aur Sameer ki jawaani nikal aayi hai?

Sameer jis tarah se bechain the Naina ka haath pakadne ke liye, bilkul unki jawaani phoot phoot kar bahar nikal rahi hai. Rahi baat Naina ki toh bhale woh maane ya na-maane, par unki jawaani bhi pichhe nahi hai. Pichhle dino hi woh Sameer ke biceps naapte dikh rahi thi.

3. Pandit ka naam yaane First name kya hai?

Pandit ka pehla naam kabhi bataya nahi gaya, lekin hum unka pehla naam Ponga samajhte hai- Ponga Pandit.

4. PVKM ke sabse chahite teachers kaun hai?

Lochan Sir, Shanti Teacher aur Principle sir. Lochan sir bachhon ko apne pyaar ka pradarshan kiss karne pe protsaahit karte hai, Shaanti teacher school trip mein bachhon ko Mini-honeymoon manane deti hai aur Principle sir unhe waqt-bewaqt shayari sunakar utsahit rakhte hai.

Q-4 Prashno ke uttar 6-7 Panktiyon mein likhiye: (5 marks each)

1. Iss pyaar ki paathshala ki tareef mein kuchh panktiya likhiye:

Pragati Vidya ka Mandir, yeh woh paathshala hai jahaan aapko vidya di jaati hai Pyaar aur sadbhavna ki. Yahin toh woh jagah hai jahaan bachhe padhai kam aur prem zyada karte hai. School ke toppers bina padhe hi topper ban jaate hai. Kyunki iss school mein padhai nahi prem hota hai. Iss school mein ek bachha topper nahi hota, ek couple topper hota hai. Jo play colleges mein bhi nahi hota woh yahan iss school mein hota hai..aur woh bhi poore feel ke saath. Kiss ke saath. Yahaan bachhe school trip mein mini-honeymoon mana lete hai. Iss school ke trusty sheher ke bahot bade udyogpati Jayprakash Maheshwari/ Kabra ji hai jo har saal school ko bahot badi aamdani donate karte hai. Uss aamdani se iss school mein bachhon ko Maruti car inaam mein di jaati hai state cricket team mein select hone pe. Iss school ke sabhi teachers aur bachhe bad-dimag hai jinhe samajh nahi aata jab koi ladka kisi ladki ko phool deta hai toh uska kya arth hota hai. Iss school ke principal bahot shayrana mizaaj ke hai. Iss school ka naam iss duniya mein roshan hai Pragati Pyaar ka Mandir se. Iss school ke kuchh famous couples hai Naina-Sameer, Munna-Swati, Arjun-Sameer, Pandit aur koi bhi hot ladki, Kamya aur Himmat, etc.

2. Arjmeer pe kuchh shabd likhiye:

Arjmeer adhoore pyaar ki woh dastaan hai jo uss 1990 ke daur se kai saal aage thi. Arjun aur Sameer ki nazar sabse pehli baar school assembly mein mili thi par dono ko kahan pata tha ki yahin woh nazar hai jiski unhe kabse talaash thi. Arjun jo apne papa se behadd darta hai samajh hi nahi paaya yeh kya ehsaas. Uska mann ghabrane laga tha aur isiliye woh Sameer se dur bhaagne laga. Usse darr tha ki kahin uss se koi galati na ho jaye. Woh uss se ladai mol lene laga, Sameer jab uski galiyon mein usse chupke se dekhne aane laga tab bhi usne uski insult karke usse bhaga diya. Shayad apne Paapi papa darr usse sataa raha tha. Par woh bhi dheere dheere dil ke haathon majboor hota ja raha tha. Phir ek din usne Sameer aur Naina ke Mt.Abu trip ke photos dekh liye ek card par. Bas phir uske gusse ka thikaana na raha. Usne samjha Sameer uss se bewafai kar raha hai. Usne Sameer se khoob ladai ki aur aakhir kaar apni taang tudvadi iss ladai mein. Woh tab tak rootha raha Sameer se jab tak usne usse match jeetne mein madat nahi ki. Takriban 2 mahine ki ladai ke baad aakhir Sameer ne match jeetne mein jab Arjun ki madat ki toh aisa laga mano usne uska dil jeet liya ho. Arjun ne Sameer ko gale laga liya, lekin Papa Rakesh ko yeh kuchh thik na laga aur turant hi unhone unn dono ko juda kar diya. Ab aage inki kahani kya rang layegi iska toh bhagwan hi maalik hai. Unhe dekh ke kai maataein yeh reaction deti hai:

Q-5 Naina aur Sameer yaani ke PVKM ke Raj aur Simran pe nibandh likhiye (10 marks)

_____________________________________________________________________

Fun Post😎😆...but a lame post...

Kripya offend na ho...Agar offend hue ho toh jaake padhai karo...😆😉

PS: Kindly answer the MCQs on your own in the comments section. You can add more suitable questions and answers as well.

Special mention: Nivi, Nandy, Minu, Laxmi, Simi, Ithinkalot, Rose1000, Kavitha, Savy (sorry if I missed anyone with whom I usually do PVKM discussion).

Arjmeer answer specially dedicated to Nivi.😆😉

Enjoy!!

Originally posted by: youth_showsfan

haha this is interesting question paper

1. B

2. B

3. D

4. D

5. D

6. C

7. D