Hi G, this comment of mine is completely and totally off the topic of this post... But I need to rant and this is the only place I can do so with impunity .. I do crave your indulgence... but let me assure you this comment is going to resonate with all ... I apologise in advance, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. but kya karoon, I am heartbroken and I need to vent !
Yesterday, just flipping through channels I flipped past star plus and had a micro second glimpse of puttar and in the words of JK Rowling, I was petrified ... in hindi they say mantra mugdh (speechless I presume) and I was ...
I don't watch YHM any more, but that glimpse of puttar broke my heart ! Was that long hair, amazon forest sporting person, really really really my hotwa puttar ? or has he been replaced by a hairy gorilla ? Please tell me he has been replaced ! Oh my eyes , my eyes, my poor poor eyes !
Is puttar competing with biwi in the kali, lumbi zulfein contest ? I remember there used to be an ad a few years ago about some hair oil which went meri kaali lumbi zulfon ka raaz... so and so hair oil, has puttar been ask to act in that ad and say, meri kaali, kaafi scanty zulfon ka raaz hai ... ???
I am on a daily basis subjected to fat, potbellied paan chewing guys ! Puttar was my daily doze of eye candy and he has taken that away from me..đđđ
I am just imagining a scene where puttar screams at biwi, dafa ho jao, and then with nonchalance flips his hair and walks away !
I am shallow, I want my hotwa puttar back ... who can I appeal to, to knock some sense into him to cut his hair and return to his hotwa avatar !
Akita, Mrs. Patel, Shernazji, DT, Neenaji, appa, aly, sangram, who ever is available, please please please knock some sense into puttar to get rid of his long tresses !
If none of these people are able to may I Please appeal to Ms. Priya Ray, I promise I will try not to get onto your case every time you make an appearance on the forum, if you can get Puttar to cut his hair !
Searching, searching, desperately searching for my hot puttarwa !
Phew, rant over !
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